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Originally posted by Sunny's Snot Rocket
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Namaste!

Damn you, Snot Rocket! Sunny has not fed me since she hooked up with you. The only thing separating me from starvation is the overnight cleaning crew.

Hank Chinaski

03-07-2005 06:51 PM

Dude, don't bogart that summary judgment brief!

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Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
Must be a white thing.

He let the Laimbeer played clean get through.

ThurgreedMarshall

03-07-2005 06:56 PM

Dude, don't bogart that summary judgment brief!

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Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
Just remember: Tree Rollins bit him, not the other way around.

I'll always remember when Ainge threw the ball at the back of some guy's head when he wasn't looking and then pointed at the backboard as if he thought that would explain it. "Look, the backboard got in the way and I ended up hitting you in the head with an 80 mph pass. Funny how stuff like that happens."

Vlade and Mutumbo head the list of my all-flop team.

Pippen leads the list of many on the whine-about-everything squad.

TM

Mister_Ruysbroeck

03-07-2005 07:04 PM

This Takes the Cake

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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
So who on the Boards doesn't qualify as narcissistic then? Seems like that should be a much shorter list to compile. Here's what I've come up with so far:

NOT
NotBob

That's all I could come up with. Please add to the list as appropriate.

Get off my dick.

Flinty_McFlint

03-07-2005 07:06 PM

I'm Toast

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Originally posted by dtb
So as part of my son's social studies curriculum, each kid is having a representative (or representatives) of his or her family come it to talk about something. It can be anything really; your family's hobbies, family history, your job, whatever.

So, it's my turn this Friday, and of course I have the problem that any of us would have -- namely, our jobs are lame and boring, and kindergardeners could not care less about what lawyers do --but I have an additional hurdle: last week's visitor.

Last week's person was the father of a girl in the class. He's a secret service agent. So, not only did he show them his gun, the baton thing that shoots out of a handle, the handcuffs, the microphone-up-the-sleeve, and a bunch of other gadgets, but he gave them all presidential trading cards, stickers, little "Big Apple - Secret Service" badges (my son wore his all weekend) and a signed photo of GWB. But that's not all!!! He led the kids downstairs, where there was a bevy of secret service agents guarding the presidential limousine. The street had been closed off, and all the kids got to go through the limousine.

I mean, come on!! How am I supposed to follow that?!?

I work in a bank, so my only hope is to hand out $100 bills and tell them how we play Liar's Poker all day long. And then take them to Hawaii on a private jet that I have waiting on the street outside.

Or, you could say that you're a schoolteacher and let all the children play with your breastises. I'm sure you'll be rated #1 after that.

Hank Chinaski

03-07-2005 09:00 PM

actual fashion question

okay, your handling a Class A Felony child molestation case- your client's face is seriously fucked up so that he certainly looks capable of fucking kids, (I mean "internet forums have considered "no post" rules for his photo" fucked up) but you really can't do much about the face.

But wouldn't you, stuck with the face, at least cut (or at least wash and COMB) the hair and get a wardrobe consultant in?

http://wwwi.reuters.com/images/mdf886206.jpg

The guy is dressed like for NAMBLA's formal ball

str8outavannuys

03-07-2005 09:14 PM

Movies Not To See When You Are Sick

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Originally posted by paigowprincess
While I didnt see it based on dreadful reviews, I would wager Zoolander tops the "I was told it was funny but it was unwatchable list"

Zoolander is infinitely funnier than Along Came Polly. It's got lots of very funny scenes, good dialogue, an orgy with Finnish dwarves and a Maori tribesman, and Hansel (he's so hot right now).

Along Came Polly has ethnic food related toilet jokes

ETA: Should have STP'd as this debate was sufficiently covered. Move along.

Hank Chinaski

03-07-2005 09:16 PM

Movies Not To See When You Are Sick

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Originally posted by str8outavannuys

Along Came Polly has ethnic food related toilet jokes

Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle has ethnics making food related toilet jokes, but it was good.

str8outavannuys

03-07-2005 09:24 PM

Movies Not To See When You Are Sick

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Bottle Rocket is like most Radiohead records. Everyone keeps saying its brilliant, but you just don't get it.

It's good, but its no Rushmore. Nothing is.

Radiohead and Bottle Rocket are both brilliant. Bottle Rocket was so ahead of its time; it's like a less-manic more-authentic-feeling OC episode with even better music.

str8outavannuys

03-07-2005 09:25 PM

What was number 1

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Originally posted by NotFromHere
Look up the song that was #1 on the day you were born.
At first, I thought it was Gloria Gaynor, I will survive, but I got the year wrong.

Awww yeah baby. Let's Get It On, Marvin Gaye. It all makes sense now.

str8outavannuys

03-07-2005 09:30 PM

Dude, don't bogart that summary judgment brief!

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Who the fuck are these people, and aren't you embarrassed that you recognize them????

As Hank said, these are legit.

Mike D is a Beastie Boy. His kids are super cute. I geeked it up and asked him where he got his boy the Adidas track suit and shell-toes. Sadly for my unborn child's future chances of pimp-dom, the answer was Japan.

Mitch Richmond has a gold medal for basketball, being part of Dream Team III. My wife didn't know who he was either. He spent most of his career on the west coast.

Kyan is a big tool. My gay NYC cousin tells me that Kyan used to be a stripper in New Orleans under the name "Kyan Pepper."

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