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Yes. Speaking of which, my maybe-bf crowned me the blowjob queen last night. Yay!! I rule.

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? If you are situated in a nice geo area, having an outdoor office isn't too bad.

gwnc, I'm surprised if that's the first time you've been crowned blowjob queen.

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I once held that title, but was stripped of it when a judge found TM's tips written on my hand.

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Meant as a reference to reputation rather than a slam on the whole state -- Texans do have a group schtick.

But let me say I find the areas in Texas that vote D are, on the whole, among the nicest and friendliest places on earth; I've always found time spent in Austin, or El Paso, or San Antonio worthwhile and fun.

On the other hand, the parts of Texas that vote R are, in my experience, among the vilest of all cities and to be avoided at any cost.

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Well, all those other times there wasn't really a "pageant" going on, and those guys in the van weren't really "judges." This, I think, is official.

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I'm thinking "being crowned" must be something like a pearl necklace. Did you wash your hair this morning, or are you sporting the "something about Mary" look today?

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I'm sure if TM was the judge you would get extra credit for that. I've heard he's trying to get on the judging panel for Miss Blow Job 2005. Something to keep in mind.

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Do you think there's a guy in the universe who's NOT trying to get on that panel?

(With the exception of sebby, of course -- that's why he's so special.)

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I think TM would give me demerits for not having the tips memorized.

ET clarify -- I meant, for not having had the tips memorized.

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Please tell me how you could possibly know that you were being given the 'nod of approval' versus the 'nod acknowledging the fact that you just recognized me' or the 'nod of fake approval so that I don't have to answer any questions about your current outfit?"

TM

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Unless you're a cabbie, blowjobs.

TM

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I need an infomercial. How many of my tips did you use to earn this distinction?

TM

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This reminds me of that old expression, "Behind every blow job queen is a big dick."

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All of them. You can be an honored member of my court.

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STP.

But let me just say that if he was able to read what was written on your hand even midway through the blowjob, you weren't following them correctly, rookie.

TM