LawTalkers - Toronto Trim's Hotel Cum Drop-in Centre

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
Dude, I'm totally not gay. Jesus, man, I come to chainsaw posts. It does not get any more hetero-manly than that.

PLF's a lumberjack, and he's ok.

ThurgreedMarshall

06-21-2005 03:42 PM

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Quote:

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Oh, and before I forget, I saw Helen Gurley Brown yesterday in some hideous all-sequin outfit. She has the spindliest legs ever. And a humungous head. Odd-looking woman.

I saw Kate Winslet the other day. She looked exceedingly average.

TM

robustpuppy

06-21-2005 03:43 PM

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Quote:

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
I saw Kate Winslet the other day. She looked exceedingly average.

TM

How tall was she?

Shape Shifter

06-21-2005 03:45 PM

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Quote:

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
I saw Kate Winslet the other day. She looked exceedingly average.

TM

I saw PLF yesterday. He was swimming in a stream of semen.

paigowprincess

06-21-2005 03:45 PM

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Originally posted by robustpuppy
How tall was she?

Ever seince you mantrapped Shapeshifter, I have detected that your sense of humor is merging with his. Its kinda sweet.

robustpuppy

06-21-2005 03:45 PM

Chainsaws

Quote:

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
The only time I've heard it used in its truly proper context was when a friend of mine performed cunnilingus on woman whom the entire party knew had only an hour or so before had sex with another man. Sloppy seconds only exist where one of the parties has not showered after the first course.

To fuck someone shortly after they've broken up with another is "enjoying leftovers.'

This reminds me of one of my favorite phrases posted on the FB: "I see no reason to eat a cumcake."

Iron Steve

06-21-2005 03:46 PM

Chainsaws

Quote:

Originally posted by ABBAKiss
Not even TCB?

ETA that I like that I accidentally left the [/SIZE] in there. Is it a BDD?

Probably not until after midnight, so technically, not today and yes.

Did you just call me Coltrane?

06-21-2005 03:47 PM

Sebastian Explains It All.

Quote:

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
ZING!!

Needs Italics.

-- ZING! Timmy

greatwhitenorthchick

06-21-2005 03:49 PM

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Quote:

Originally posted by paigowprincess
mantrapped

I want to go on vacation here.

http://www.mantraplodge.com/

Spree: Mantrap Lodge, on the shores of Big Mantrap Lake.

ABBAKiss

06-21-2005 03:49 PM

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Quote:

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
I saw PLF yesterday. He was swimming in a stream of semen.

Did he flip his kayak?

Tyrone Slothrop

06-21-2005 03:50 PM

blink and you'll miss it

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Originally posted by ABBAKiss
I missed this discussion but the author was not defending that comment -- he was saying that it happens.

My favorite review of that book:

Tonight I'm heading out to hear Malcolm Gladwell (yes, he of the hair) read from his new book Blink: The Power of Thinking Without Thinking. The book tries to prove that your instant, gut reactions are actually more intelligent than your considered analyses. The problem, however, is that my instant, gut reaction is that the thesis is clever bullshit, which means that actually reading the book would be a wholehearted repudiation of its argument.

Not Bob

06-21-2005 03:52 PM

Sebastian Explains It All.

Quote:

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
ZING!!

I kid sebby because he's like the son I wished I had.

str8outavannuys

06-21-2005 03:53 PM

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Quote:

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
I saw Kate Winslet the other day. She looked exceedingly average.

TM

I'll see your Kate Winslet and raise you a dreamy-on-tv-but-average-in-real-life Evangeline Lilly. Major disappointment. She does have good taste in supermakets though.

str8outavannuys

06-21-2005 03:54 PM

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Quote:

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I want to go on vacation here.

http://www.mantraplodge.com/

Spree: Mantrap Lodge, on the shores of Big Mantrap Lake.

The fish are biting. Book your cabin today.

Flinty_McFlint

06-21-2005 03:54 PM

Chainsaws

Quote:

Originally posted by ABBAKiss
I don't even know what this means. I do not fuck acrobats or lion tamers, you pool of PLF's ejaculate.

I forget, is this an insult or a term of endearment?

p.s. I note you did not exclude the bearded lady.

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