Originally Posted by Pretty Little Flower (Post 386600)

The only similarity between your friend Bob and St. Paul is the misshapen head. Because Bob, despite the somewhat pathetic picture you have created of him, is still able to inspire some small morsel of sympathy, even in myself. St. Paul is a dark, evil little hovel of a place, one with a huge plastic smile on its face and empty, murderous eyes. Its denizens will pretend to welcome you with faux-folksy sincerity, but their lizard-flesh will secretly quiver with revulsion at the presence of an outsider. If you arrive any time other than the winter, during the entirety of which the populace of St. Paul is too preoccupied with high school hockey to carry out its evil misdeeds, they will get you drunk at some Irish hovel and then perform a ritual castration in the middle of an empty ice rink, ending with a pack of writhing St. Paul virgins lapping feverishly at the blood that spills from the gaping wound where your genitalia once was. But I will take you there, if you wish.

Originally Posted by Fugee (Post 386612)

My church here is too hoity-toity for hotdish. We do catered.

Originally Posted by taxwonk (Post 386634)

Kentucky Fried Catering?

Originally Posted by Adder (Post 386635)

Dude. Minnesota. Lutefisk Fried Catering.

Originally Posted by Fugee (Post 386631)

A sequel? Must be Dumber and Dumberer.

Originally Posted by ironweed (Post 386643)

I am not sure I know how I feel about this new, cruel Fugee. It was pretty funny when you were battering PLF, but now? Ouch.

Originally Posted by Fugee (Post 386644)

Now you're making me feel bad.

Originally Posted by ironweed (Post 386645)

Whoo hooo!!!!

Still got it.

Originally Posted by Fugee (Post 386646)

Don't push your luck buster. It's Friday and I'm just a bundle of seething snark waiting to unload on someone.

Originally Posted by pony_trekker (Post 386649)

let anyone you work with know you know anything about computers.

Originally Posted by Fugee (Post 386652)

If real life were like a James Bond thriller, agents could scuba up to the lifeboat at night, capture the pirates and rescue the hostage captain.

I thought we had Navy SEALS who could do this but perhaps that's only in books and movies as well.

Originally Posted by Fugee (Post 386652)

If real life were like a James Bond thriller, agents could scuba up to the lifeboat at night, capture the pirates and rescue the hostage captain.

I thought we had Navy SEALS who could do this but perhaps that's only in books and movies as well.