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For no reason whatsoever, I bring you a real-life Klingon wedding.Klingon Wedding
But will they live long and prosper? I can't resist posting the pic.
http://www2.b3ta.com/mirror/klingonw.../klingwed1.jpg

Ghost from the past
 

[JOKE] I'll bring the booze, you bring the chicks. [/JOKE]

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I may be desperate, but not that desperate. Spinsterhood, in comparison, isn't such a bad thing.

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Proving that, in American society, there is still a place for the ugly.

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Oh, yeah, that reminds me, it is not just the right-wing bible thumpers that it is still OK to ridicule. You can ridicule the ugly, too.

Poll: Best Unknown Song
 

I suggested Rabbit Songs from Hem. I'm not insane. You're just wrong. Have you listened to the lyrics of the songs on The Trinity Sessions? I'll just give you two titles off the album - "I'm So Lonesome I Could Cry" and "To Love Is To Bury." Peppy. no?

Besides, I'd rather have my mate depressed before the sex instead of after. But that's just me.

Oh, and the best Sesame Street song is "Rubber Duckie" sung by Kelly Hogan. Sadly, I don't have a link so you can hear her version, but you can buy the album here.

It's not wrong to do a sexy cover version of "Rubber Duckie" is it?

Poll: Best Unknown Song
 

Not if your personal rubber duckie requires batteries: http://www.goodvibes.com/cgi-bin/sgi...EQC=3&TRAN85=N

http://www.goodvibes.com/products/p2544b.jpg

(spree -- it's a link to a site that sells sex toys and videos; it's pretty mild but has stuff like the phrases "anal safe" and "harness compatible" (with bonus explanatory picture!)) (the duck is neither anal safe nor harness compatible, alas) (nor does it feature "female-penetrating-male scene" which I would suppose applies to videos, not toys)

Rubber Duckie... in slot one
 

I think it could also apply to toys, actually. NTTAWWT.

Poll: Best Unknown Song
 

Touché. I guess I thought the part about dyin' from minin' for gold was metaphorical or something. Anyway, you can't argue with results. The Appalachian girls really dig it, and they're disproportionately toothless, if you know what I'm sayin' and I think you do.

Poll: Best Unknown Song
 

Wrong? If doing a sexy cover version of "Rubber Duckie" is wrong, I don't want to be right. BTW, thanks for the rec. (It's available on iTunes.)

Rubber Duckie (oooh) You're The One
 

This certainly would be a good way to hide the vibrator from housekeeping. That said, wouldn't she get a shock when she picked up the duckie to clean underneath and it started to vibrate.

Bad Kissing Advice
 

This is a serious question, so while I know I'll get the usual number of smart-ass responses, I would like at least a few serious responses sprinkled in (I know I can count on NB and RT for that, at least).

What's the best way of telling a guy that he's an awful kisser? I've gone out with this guy a few times, and I like him, but he is the worst kisser in the world. I'm not exaggerating, THE WORLD. His kissing technique is so bad that I've considered just not going out with him again and blaming a lack of "chemistry", but I've decided to try to act like a grown up instead and actually talk to him about it.

Guys, how would you like a girl to tell you that your kissing turns her off? How can I say it so that he will listen and adjust, but so that he doesn't hate me? I've never had to deal with this before. Girls, have you ever been successful at getting a guy to change his kissing technique? If so, how?

If it makes a difference, his technique is bad b/c it consists solely of licking my lips (ew ew ew) and then jamming his massive tongue down my throat. That's it. That's the sum total of how he kisses. If I knew for a fact that he would always kiss like that and would never change, I would gladly break up with him right now rather than endure another one of those kisses. But everything else about his seems great so far, so I'm hoping that maybe he can just be re-trained.

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Please. I have seen (and worn, alas) far worse bridesmaid dresses.

Top this!
 

I was thinking more...:

http://www.cinestrenos.com/proyectos.../schmidt/2.jpg

TM

Top this!
 

Thurgreed's White Mama? Is that an indie film or the hot new series on the WB?