LawTalkers - Making a buck cleaning Lester's spittle trays on Sequels' 22-year old supermodel abs

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
STP.

But let me just say that if he was able to read what was written on your hand even midway through the blowjob, you weren't following them correctly, rookie.

TM

I had to put my hand over his mouth to get him to stop micromanaging.

ThurgreedMarshall

05-20-2005 01:15 PM

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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I'm sure if TM was the judge you would get extra credit for that. I've heard he's trying to get on the judging panel for Miss Blow Job 2005. Something to keep in mind.

It's a whole new competition. Breasticle day is dead. We need to organize a blowjob competition among the FB Betties. I will judge. The best thing about this is that you get a prize at the end of each performance.

TM

ltl/fb

05-20-2005 01:15 PM

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Originally posted by robustpuppy
I had to put my hand over his mouth to get him to stop micromanaging.

It's better to pause the blowjob and put a ball gag on the guy, in that situation. Or at least some kind of gag.

Mister_Ruysbroeck

05-20-2005 01:16 PM

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Originally posted by robustpuppy
I had to put my hand over his mouth to get him to stop micromanaging.

Your pussy would work well in that respect, too.

ThurgreedMarshall

05-20-2005 01:18 PM

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Originally posted by robustpuppy
This reminds me of that old expression, "Behind every blow job queen is a big dick."

I can't tell if this is one of them there

http://www.theimaginaryworld.com/besign09.jpg

or a compliment.

TM

robustpuppy

05-20-2005 01:19 PM

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Originally posted by Mister_Ruysbroeck
Your pussy would work well in that respect, too.

You're dumbest. How would I be able to read the tips there?

ThurgreedMarshall

05-20-2005 01:20 PM

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Originally posted by robustpuppy
I had to put my hand over his mouth to get him to stop micromanaging.

Must have been quite a scene. You with your hand over his mouth. He with his hand on the back of your head (hello, RT).

TM

Mister_Ruysbroeck

05-20-2005 01:22 PM

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Originally posted by robustpuppy
You're dumbest. How would I be able to read the tips there?

What

I thought the tips were written on your hand. Putting it over his mouth would seem to defeat the purpose, while sticking your pussy in his face would conveniently provide just the right amount of cover for you to consult the tips without being discovered.

ltl/fb

05-20-2005 01:24 PM

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Originally posted by Mister_Ruysbroeck
pussy

Why do I dislike this word?

NotFromHere

05-20-2005 01:24 PM

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Originally posted by Mister_Ruysbroeck
What

I thought the tips were written on your hand. Putting it over his mouth would seem to defeat the purpose, while sticking your pussy in his face would conveniently provide just the right amount of cover for you to consult the tips without being discovered.

My god man. That was the biggest whiff of all time. You are now crowned the whiff queen.

robustpuppy

05-20-2005 01:25 PM

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This whiffs on so many levels.

ThurgreedMarshall

05-20-2005 01:27 PM

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Whiff. She meant it didn't make sense to write the tips on her pussy.

TM

Anne Elk

05-20-2005 01:31 PM

Back to the good ole days, greed

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Originally posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy
It's not about money.

Take the job with the cute single boss who plays soccer.

Funny you should say that. The potential new does play soccer, but she's a woman and I'm a straight soccer playing spinster.

futbol fan

05-20-2005 01:31 PM

I bet you think this post is about you

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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
I can't tell if this is one of them there

http://www.theimaginaryworld.com/besign09.jpg

or a compliment.

TM

And I thought Gwinky was an egomaniac.

Gattigap

05-20-2005 01:32 PM

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Originally posted by ironweed
Just wanted to note that all this wife stuff is a refreshing change from the yo momma schtick that used to prevail around here. I think we're all growing up a little bit, and it makes me proud and kinda sad and wistful at the same time. Carry on.

Does this mean we have daughter references to look forward to?

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