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Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) 07-26-2005 04:10 PM

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Originally posted by robustpuppy
What about holding my nostrils shut and blowing as hard as I can?
chew gum.

or get on an interminable conference call, so you'll yawn.

Oliver_Wendell_Ramone 07-26-2005 04:11 PM

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*DO NOT* use an ear candle. Those things are a great way to rupture an ear drum.
Well, sure, if you wanna get all whiffy about it.

Perhaps an icepick? A pencil? Hank's dick?

Alex_de_Large 07-26-2005 04:12 PM

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Originally posted by robustpuppy
What about holding my nostrils shut and blowing as hard as I can?
You are far less likely to rupture an ear drum by blowing. Do you think you have something physically blocking your ear canal? If so, try a wax cleaning kit, which you can buy at any drug store. They work great.

Alex_de_Large 07-26-2005 04:13 PM

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Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
Well, sure, if you wanna get all whiffy about it.
Hank's dick?
Can you even reach your ear drum with Hank's dick?

ltl/fb 07-26-2005 04:13 PM

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Originally posted by dtb
Haven't you in the past expressed a burning desire to participate in (and this would be vicarious, I guess, but it's the thought that counts) an MFM (or MMF? FMM?) thing.

Shifty was just looking out for you fringe. Sheesh. You definitely are cynicalest.
Jeez louise, I am cynicalest, but honestly, I only want MMF's with me in them and there's that pesky preggo lady.

dtb 07-26-2005 04:16 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Jeez louise, I am cynicalest, but honestly, I only want MMF's with me in them and there's that pesky preggo lady.
So the vicarious experience just doesn't do it for you. That's what I'm hearing.

I still think it's the thought that counts. You know, imagination can be a transporting experience.

Not Bob 07-26-2005 04:17 PM

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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
It's clear that what you really want to say is, "I feel left out." Whether you want to say so to me or RP is the question that's bothering me.
Please. You are far too much of a Yankee fan for us to have any chance at a real future.

Flinty_McFlint 07-26-2005 04:18 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Jeez louise, I am cynicalest, but honestly, I only want MMF's with me in them and there's that pesky preggo lady.
Maybe she's having twin boys?

ltl/fb 07-26-2005 04:23 PM

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Maybe she's having twin boys?
Wanker and Spankster are the pedophiles around here, not me.

greatwhitenorthchick 07-26-2005 04:23 PM

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Is it just me, or is Willie Nelson totally hot (in a way)?

paigowprincess 07-26-2005 04:23 PM

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Jeez louise, I am cynicalest, but honestly, I only want MMF's with me in them and there's that pesky preggo lady.
Strange. I used the term "Jeez Luise" maybe for the first time in my life just yesterday.

ltl/fb 07-26-2005 04:27 PM

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Strange. I used the term "Jeez Luise" maybe for the first time in my life just yesterday.
I am a dork and searched and found that Gatti used it yesterday or the day before. Something about pig-fucking. Anyway, he is the trendsetter. Bravo!

greatwhitenorthchick 07-26-2005 04:27 PM

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Originally posted by paigowprincess
Strange. I used the term "Jeez Luise" maybe for the first time in my life just yesterday.
hmm. Just yesterday I used the term "Jeez Luis." And the day before that, "Jeez Juan".

Hank Chinaski 07-26-2005 04:27 PM

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Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
Can you even reach your ear drum with Hank's dick?
If I'm right about your height it's at the proper vertical position for you.

dtb 07-26-2005 04:32 PM

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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Is it just me, or is Willie Nelson totally hot (in a way)?
It's just you.


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