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I just read a funny article in Esquire (yes, it does still exist... and I buy it because I think thats what lawyers read). Anyway, this guy who doesn't smoke pot smokes it with Snoop and Willie (separately). His conclusion? Willie's weed is a fantastic long, smooth high. Snoop's shit is pretty much "Love Boat" (no feeling in the feet, paranoia, etc...).

I was going to say its worth reading, but its not. And nor was this post.

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I think, after hearing you talk about how much you love guys with penises for noses, most FB Betties are thinking, "It's just you."

TM

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That was my dream. I'll have lactation lover PM you the happy ending.

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Yes, that's clear now, Sir Thurgreed of Noscrollthenpostland.

But I will say this - if presented with a totally hot guy and a guy with a penis for a nose and braids and good weed, I would take the nose-penis guy 99 times out of 100. And that is because hot guys are usually not as much fun, they don't care about pleasing you, and they are generally vain. And I can be good-looking enough for both of us.

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Jesus, thats been happening to me for days. I think its from clenching my teeth too much or something. I have had these awful fucking sinus pains. Must be something going around.

BTW, holding your nose and blowing won't do amnything but give you and unbelievable headache.

But wouldn't it be cool, or totally nausseating, if you could blow your ears the same way you blow your nose? I guess the drawback would be sitting next to someone who had an "ear sneeze" on the train. You could wind up with a splattering of ear wax all over the side of your face.

This post is worse than my last. Good for me.

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Note to self: buy the really good weed.

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Shawn Kemp is making a come-back

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I wish laughing would clear my ears, this would have done it. It's probably a blocked eustachian tube, which is due to sinus pressure. All of my teeth are also aching. You should take some Sudafed and when you experience relief, post about it so I can live vicariously through you.

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I never take anything with pseudoephedrine in it. I'll just fight it out. After a while, you forget about it. Comes and goes in waves, sometimes intense, sometimes not.

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$20k a month child support (to one chick of many) will burn your dough quickly.

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What the fuck are you talking about?

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You'd never meet a guy who had a penis for a nose and access to good weed.

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• "Shawn Kemp is standing next to his car, a Dodge Magnum RT with Oregon plates and 24-inch chrome rims and windows tinted black. He's strapping 25-pound weights on each ankle. Dressed head-to-toe in swooshes — Jordan socks, Nike Shox and red and white shorts — he shoves two American flags into the ground at George Bush Park.
  
  His hill awaits. But why the flags?
  
  "This is the American dream,'' Kemp says."

Jesus Christ. Too bad the reporter neglected to note "Eye of the Tiger" playing on Kemp's jewel-encrusted iPod.

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You don't think Owen has access to good weed? Huh.

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I don't fuck around with OTC painkillers and such. That shit's bad for you.*** If it isn't going to get me high, why the fuck take it?** I haven't touched antibiotics since the 80s. I figure I'm training my immune system to be stronger, which I will need someday.*

Yes, I know. See: My policy re: inconsistency.

* Who am I kidding? I'll get hit by a bus not paying attention to traffic signals leaving a bar, listening to my Ipod.

** Except the occasional cigarette, which I just like.

*** I make an exception for xanax when people give it to me, but never percoset or vicodin or any of that crap. That shit's a waste of time.