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Shape Shifter 06-21-2005 04:35 PM
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Not so much fun when you look down on the train and realize your stone colored pants have a huge ejaculate spot on them. That shit takes forever to dry, and then it dries into a fucking crust. Its a terrible bitch to try to get mroning action and still adhere to the commando way of living. You leak for up to a fucking hour or so...
One of these might help.

http://mazeguy.net/articles/rubberband2.jpg


Remember to take it off, though, or you could end up with these.

http://mazeguy.net/articles/rubberband1.jpg

ThurgreedMarshall 06-21-2005 04:36 PM
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
How tall was she?
About 8/9th C.*

TM

*That unit of measurement is a Cruise, for those taking notes on RP's and my Cruise war.

Did you just call me Coltrane? 06-21-2005 04:37 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by paigowprincess
Pull-and-pray is HS sex?!?!?
When drunk, yes.

sebastian_dangerfield 06-21-2005 04:39 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by paigowprincess
It leaks?
If you have a quickie, then pull your pants on and run for the train, you will realize, much to chagrin, as you walk down the center of the train, past dozens of young women, older women, secretaries and crusty old professionals, that you have a huge spot on the crotch area of your pants. Of course, you won't understand why the cute young girl in the seat was smiling until you sit down and realize that she wasn't smiling at you because you're a stud, but because you have a huge obvious jism stain on your trousers. On the plus side, the person you sit next to will give you ample room, a very wide berth indeed...

Replaced_Texan 06-21-2005 04:41 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
If you have a quickie, then pull your pants on and run for the train, you will realize, much to chagrin, as you walk down the center of the train, past dozens of young women, older women, secretaries and crusty old professionals, that you have a huge spot on the crotch area of your pants. Of course, you won't understand why the cute young girl in the seat was smiling until you sit down and realize that she wasn't smiling at you because you're a stud, but because you have a huge obvious jism stain on your trousers. On the plus side, the person you sit next to will give you ample room, a very wide berth indeed...
Ah, the trials and tribulations of the urban commando warrior.

SlaveNoMore 06-21-2005 04:42 PM
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paigowprincess
....I don't even live in LA or NYC.
Give it a month or 2

notcasesensitive 06-21-2005 04:42 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by ABBAKiss
Yes. I did not have sex until I was 22.
Hmm. This changes my calculations for slutiest* considerably. How many points are awarded for HS and college fucks? I could still be in the running!



*Is this a double t occasion or not? I'm guessing dictionary.com lacks an entry for Slutiest.

Did you just call me Coltrane? 06-21-2005 04:43 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
If you have a quickie, then pull your pants on and run for the train, you will realize, much to chagrin, as you walk down the center of the train, past dozens of young women, older women, secretaries and crusty old professionals, that you have a huge spot on the crotch area of your pants. Of course, you won't understand why the cute young girl in the seat was smiling until you sit down and realize that she wasn't smiling at you because you're a stud, but because you have a huge obvious jism stain on your trousers. On the plus side, the person you sit next to will give you ample room, a very wide berth indeed...
1. Take a quick leak before you go.
2. Wear underwear.

robustpuppy 06-21-2005 04:44 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Ah, the trials and tribulations of the urban commando warrior.
I admire his spirit. Despite the obstacles, he steadfastly refuses to wear underwear. Who else has the strength not to take the easy way out?

greatwhitenorthchick 06-21-2005 04:44 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
Sugar, guess what? We leak too. And god forbid, a sneeze...
No leaks if you swallow it.

Iron Steve 06-21-2005 04:45 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
If you have a quickie, then pull your pants on and run for the train, you will realize, much to chagrin, as you walk down the center of the train, past dozens of young women, older women, secretaries and crusty old professionals, that you have a huge spot on the crotch area of your pants. Of course, you won't understand why the cute young girl in the seat was smiling until you sit down and realize that she wasn't smiling at you because you're a stud, but because you have a huge obvious jism stain on your trousers. On the plus side, the person you sit next to will give you ample room, a very wide berth indeed...
Reason #846 why I no take the public transportation. No offence.

robustpuppy 06-21-2005 04:45 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
No leaks if you swallow it.
Jesus, you ARE flexible!

Shape Shifter 06-21-2005 04:46 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
When drunk, yes.
You or the HS chick?

Iron Steve 06-21-2005 04:46 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Hmm. This changes my calculations for slutiest* considerably. How many points are awarded for HS and college fucks? I could still be in the running!
For women, until you hit 30, its all deeply discounted.

ltl/fb 06-21-2005 04:47 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by Iron Steve
For women, until you hit 30, its all deeply discounted.
Whooo hoooo!! I may win!!!!


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