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Shape Shifter 06-21-2005 04:48 PM

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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Ah, the trials and tribulations of the urban commando warrior.
I thought the term was Crusty Old Professional.

Replaced_Texan 06-21-2005 04:48 PM

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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
1. Take a quick leak before you go.
2. Wear underwear.
I find it interesting that the "upside" of morning sex is a good seat on the train. That's not a connection I would have made.

Replaced_Texan 06-21-2005 04:50 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Whooo hoooo!! I may win!!!!
Hell, I didn't think I was in the running until this rule was announced.

This may be the difference between poker with fake money and real money.

ltl/fb 06-21-2005 04:51 PM

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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Hell, I didn't think I was in the running until this rule was announced.
2. If I'm in the running, I need to get on the ball.

ABBAKiss 06-21-2005 04:51 PM

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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
No leaks if you swallow it.
SNOWBALL!!!!!!

Did you just call me Coltrane? 06-21-2005 04:52 PM

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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
You or the HS chick?
Well, you and I know that the woman is always responsible for providing protection. Is she gets pregnant, it's her own damn fault.

bold_n_brazen 06-21-2005 04:54 PM

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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Hmm. This changes my calculations for slutiest* considerably. How many points are awarded for HS and college fucks? I could still be in the running!



*Is this a double t occasion or not? I'm guessing dictionary.com lacks an entry for Slutiest.
It's got to be sluttiest. Otherwise it looks like "juiciest" to me.

Which is its own category. And one that apparently Sebby wins.

notcasesensitive 06-21-2005 04:54 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Whooo hoooo!! I may win!!!!
You are still in the running towards becoming The Fashion Board's Most Sluttiest Poster. We have some fabulous prizes. A one year's supply of Trojan's "But I Didn't Catch Your Name" brand condoms, a photo shoot with world famous Playboy photographer Thurgreed Marshall, a glamorous spread in Juggs magazine and a threesome with two other FB Posters - Ms Vain FB and NFH - in the backseat of a Porsche Cayenne Turbo. Good luck.

robustpuppy 06-21-2005 04:56 PM

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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Well, you and I know that the woman is always responsible for providing protection. Is she gets pregnant, it's her own damn fault.
Ah, you make the mantrapping so easy. A girl can just put her feet up and relax!

Shape Shifter 06-21-2005 04:57 PM

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Originally posted by ABBAKiss
SNOWBALL!!!!!!
I humbly suggest you stick to this theme for Breasticle Day, which I understand will be announced soon.

greatwhitenorthchick 06-21-2005 05:01 PM

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Originally posted by ABBAKiss
Yes. I did not have sex until I was 22.
hmm. In Grade 13 (hi Str8!) my nickname was Nympho, and I was by no means the slutiest girl. And years of hard work went into achieving that nickname.

paigowprincess 06-21-2005 05:02 PM

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Originally posted by robustpuppy
Ah, you make the mantrapping so easy. A girl can just put her feet up and relax!

Its amazing he didn't get trapped til last Valentines Day.

Iron Steve 06-21-2005 05:02 PM

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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
in the backseat of a Porsche Cayenne Turbo. Good luck.
Is this a chickcar? sts.

dtb 06-21-2005 05:03 PM

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Originally posted by ABBAKiss
I am really glad I turned ncs into a gay.
You know, I hate to pick a fight about this (eh - who am I kidding - I love to pick fights!), but I thought I was the one who turned ncs into a gay. I totally call dibs. When someone commented on whether he would hit it, I pointed out that I already had! (It wasn't very gentlemanly of me, I admit, but I, sir, am no gentleman.)

Replaced_Texan 06-21-2005 05:04 PM

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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
I humbly suggest you stick to this theme for Breasticle Day, which I understand will be announced soon.
A snowball probably would feel good on my sunburn.


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