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Replaced_Texan 05-20-2005 05:15 PM

Stolen Fork
 
I like your screen name.

robustpuppy 05-20-2005 05:16 PM

Leaving the Law
 
Quote:

Originally posted by ironweed
Dunno about that, but she's got a real future in smuggling cigarettes and cuban booze across the border. Between that, the hockey groupie stories and generally being the undisputed blowjob queen she's looking at early retirement, or at least a seven figure advance for her autobiography.
Don't forget the Issac Mizrahi encounter. Awe inspiring.

dtb 05-20-2005 05:16 PM

Leaving the Law
 
Quote:

Originally posted by ironweed
Dunno about that, but she's got a real future in smuggling cigarettes and cuban booze across the border. Between that, the hockey groupie stories and generally being the undisputed blowjob queen she's looking at early retirement, or at least a seven figure advance for her autobiography.
Oooh! Ooooh! Can I be the copy editor? You know, it is my dream to copy edit the Great American Novel (although I would happily revise my dream to copy edit the Great Canadian Novel.)

ltl/fb 05-20-2005 05:18 PM

Leaving the Law
 
Quote:

Originally posted by robustpuppy
Don't forget the Issac Mizrahi encounter. Awe inspiring.
"Encounter"? It was a date!

robustpuppy 05-20-2005 05:19 PM

Leaving the Law
 
Quote:

Originally posted by dtb
Oooh! Ooooh! Can I be the copy editor? You know, it is my dream to copy edit the Great American Novel (although I would happily revise my dream to copy edit the Great Canadian Novel.)
Are you saying Gwinky made all of it up?

bold_n_brazen 05-20-2005 05:23 PM

Wasted away again...
 
So, today I get an email from Sirius Radio, giving me all kinds of information about new services, upgrades, folks who've visited their studios, etc. Most of it (Martha Stewart radio, Howard Stern) I'd either already heard about or didn't care about.

But then, there it was...Radio Margaritaville.

Because sometimes you just need to listen to Jimmy Buffett.

I am so happy it is summer.

greatwhitenorthchick 05-20-2005 05:24 PM

Leaving the Law
 
Quote:

Originally posted by robustpuppy
Are you saying Gwinky made all of it up?
Ok, ok. I didn't actually have a lunch date with Isaac Mizrahi.








It was more like just coffee.

Stolen Fork 05-20-2005 05:25 PM

New Weekend Poll for The Guys
 
Who would put their dick in Paig's mouth?

If you would, how many drinks does it take to forget she's a nutbag.

____________________________

Ain't no blowjob worth gettin' my winker dinker chewed off in a moment of psycho lust gone awry.

futbol fan 05-20-2005 05:26 PM

Stolen Fork
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
I like your screen name.
Shoulda waited for the first post.

ABBAKiss 05-20-2005 05:27 PM

Attention Please: POLL
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Fugee
More importantly, has Gwinky ever given instruction on how to have an orgasm while giving one? Considering her story about getting one from a bus ride, I think she is just lucky/blessed. If she could teach this skill, she could retire from law.
How have I missed this part of the legend of GWNC? I am similarly blessed, it seems. I can have one just sitting in my office under certain circumstances, usually if I have had a morning deposition. Residual effects and all that.

Flinty_McFlint 05-20-2005 05:27 PM

Attention Please: POLL
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
It's at Infirm



And now it's here.
That was a private message between TM and Sidd. You really shouldn't post it for the world to see.

ABBAKiss 05-20-2005 05:28 PM

Leaving the Law
 
Quote:

Originally posted by robustpuppy
Don't forget the Issac Mizrahi encounter. Awe inspiring.
What? I need to read this board more closely.

Hank Chinaski 05-20-2005 05:28 PM

Leaving the Law
 
Quote:

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Ok, ok. I didn't actually have a lunch date with Isaac Mizrahi.








It was more like just coffee.
sorry but no. If that were true you would have fixed the haphazard manicure.

futbol fan 05-20-2005 05:29 PM

Wasted away again...
 
Quote:

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
So, today I get an email from Sirius Radio, giving me all kinds of information about new services, upgrades, folks who've visited their studios, etc. Most of it (Martha Stewart radio, Howard Stern) I'd either already heard about or didn't care about.

But then, there it was...Radio Margaritaville.

Because sometimes you just need to listen to Jimmy Buffett.

I am so happy it is summer.
This raises two questions: 1) can you actually listen to "Cheeseburger In Paradise" all the way through, and 2) does he have more than two songs?

Don't tell paigow, but they're launching an all-Bob-Weir-all-the-time channel that plays "Victim or the Crime" every hour on the hour.

greatwhitenorthchick 05-20-2005 05:31 PM

Leaving the Law
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
sorry. If that were true you wouldn't have the haphazard manicure.
goddamn it. Ok, it was like this. I saw him on the street, he gave me the patented nod of approval - I asked if I could give him a blowjob, and he said "fuck you, you skanky ho, I'm gay as cheese". As I said before, a typical "lunch date."


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