Calling Miss Punctuation
 

Funny. Now let's see if they do anything about the "Slow Children" signs.

Linguists
 

OAKLAND, Calif. – A panel of linguists has deemed "red state, blue state, purple state" the phrase that most colored the nation's lexicon in 2004.

Attendees at the annual convention of the Linguistic Society of America on Friday chose the word or phrase that dominated national discourse over the course of the last year.

"It was the best candidate for word of the year," said Dennis Preston, a professor of linguistics at Michigan State University. "It engaged the American public for the entire year. Nothing showed the bloodthirsty population-engaging election as this."

Other nominees for word of the year were:
flip-flopper, a politician who changes political stances;

meet-up, a local special interest meeting organized though a national Web site;

mash-up, a blend of two songs or albums into a single cohesive musical work; and

wardrobe malfunction, an unanticipated exposure of bodily parts. The term was coined when viewers saw singer Janet Jackson's breast during the Super Bowl halftime show.

This was the 15th year of the contest, sponsored by the American Dialect Society.

Preston made a pitch for the term "lawn mullet," which describes a lawn that is neatly mowed in the front but unmowed in the back, as a candidate for the Most Creative category.

"Hillbilly armor," describing U.S. troops scavenging for material to protect their vehicles, and

nerdvana, a term for collaborative geekiness, also were nominated in that category, but lost to

pajamahadeen: bloggers who challenge and fact-check traditional media.

I like nerdvana, it seems to apply so frequently - especially here.

"A stroke, which she suffered at her desk, in 1999, forced her to retire." And then, they started using "insure" for "ensure." Oh the humanity!

Not to nitpick, (oh, who am I kidding?) but wouldn't she be a Grammarian Emerita? I'm just sayin'.

Depends on whether Grammarian is masculine or feminine (or neuter).

As I recall, in Latin (which Grammarian is not) a noun of profession always takes the gender of the occupant. Thus, dominator/dominatrix; aviator/aviatrix. Not that there were a lot of aviatrices in ancient Rome.

Fabolous
 

A Def Ear to the Rules of Grammar
By CLYDE HABERMAN


EVERYBODY seems to be on the rap world's case these days. And for what? Trivial things like lyrics that glorify violence, misogyny and racism? Or the propensity of some rappers to aerate one another with hot lead?

The people who should really be hip-hopping mad are grammarians.

Yet for the most part they stand on the sidelines, raising no audible objections to Lil' Kim's wayward apostrophe or 50 Cent's hostility to plurals or the spelling horrors committed by the likes of Supreem Da Regulata, Ludacris, Snoop Dogg and Capone-N-Noreaga. Where, you have to ask yourself, is the outrage?

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Fabolous
 

Money quotation:

• It seems that Mr. Cent, who earns a lot more than four bit for his albums, does not get along with Mr. Game. You know how temperamental artists can be. That is especially true when they walk around with bullet wounds from old shoot-'em-ups. Fortunately for Mr. Cent, wounded nine times but going strong, some in the rap world don't shoot any better than they spell.

Gotta love Times style. Do they call Oprah "Ms. Oprah" now? Or Cher?

Apropos of rap: Rappers I Thought Were Asian and Rap Act or Gay-Rights Advocacy Group?

Fabolous
 

I believe the tradition was started with one Mr. Loaf. But I won't do that, indeed.

Not funny enough for the FB, but perhaps can be appreciated here.
 

There's a Place for Us...
 

I stumbled across this site:

eggcorns

Re: Curiosities in the public record
 

Better here that then death board.

Ded.