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Alex_de_Large 05-09-2005 07:03 PM
?!?!? Tori SPelling got married?
 
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Right, either he has a separate Crackwhacker or he has fecal face. On behalf of motorists everywhere, I just hope he gets up in time so that he's not shaving in the car on the way to work.
The google images search for "crack wacker" returns this image:

http://www.schizophrenia.org/smallhuxtitle.gif

notcasesensitive 05-09-2005 07:04 PM
?!?!? Tori SPelling got married?
 
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Exactly. $30 mil is pocket change in the heiress world. Shit, I know heiresses who will get more, and I live in the fucking midwest.
Sequels?

I don't doubt that Tori has a bigger inheritance coming her way than Paris does. Spelling Entertainment is ginormous. Paris has been more successful in generating her own cash flow however. She's made millions off of the teenaged Hello Kitty crowd in Japan alone according to the press. Hell, I'd trade bank accounts with either of them.

Did you just call me Coltrane? 05-09-2005 07:08 PM
?!?!? Tori SPelling got married?
 
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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Hell, I'd trade bank accounts with either of them.
Paris sells goods while I punch a fucking clock. The fucking irony. [Sebby] Why the fuck am I working in a service industry again?[/Sebby]

I always wanted to be a Tenenbaum.

Shape Shifter 05-09-2005 07:14 PM
?!?!? Tori SPelling got married?
 
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Paris sells goods while I punch a fucking clock. The fucking irony. [Sebby] Why the fuck am I working in a service industry again?[/Sebby]

I always wanted to be a Tenenbaum.
Owen Wilson's spot is vacant.

Aloha Mr. Learned Hand 05-09-2005 07:16 PM
?!?!? Tori SPelling got married?
 
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Owen Wilson's spot is vacant.
OWEN WILSON is vacant...

Shape Shifter 05-09-2005 07:21 PM
?!?!? Tori SPelling got married?
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Aloha Mr. Learned Hand
OWEN WILSON is vacant...
He was good in Spike Jonze's Yeah Right! (even though the stunt part was actually Eric Koston in a blond wig).

paigowprincess 05-09-2005 07:47 PM
?!?!? Tori SPelling got married?
 
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Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
So, which is funnier--that he uses his face razor on his ass hair too or that he has a special razor just for the ass hair? It's hard to say.
In the vernacular of our time, the proper term is assforest

()I()

Did you just call me Coltrane? 05-09-2005 08:07 PM
?!?!? Tori SPelling got married?
 
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Originally posted by paigowprincess
In the vernacular of our time, the proper term is assforest

()I()
DELETED due to unfortunate assforest formatting issues.

NotFromHere 05-09-2005 08:28 PM
?!?!? Tori SPelling got married?
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Exactly. $30 mil is pocket change in the heiress world. Shit, I know heiresses who will get more, and I live in the fucking midwest.
From the grandparents? Where the hell do you live?

I've seen that kind of gift for the kids, but not so much for the grandkids.

paigowprincess 05-09-2005 08:52 PM
Under the Who GIves A Shit File but its still a NFH scoop
 
Renee Zellweger marries some guy with a big black hat. They met in January.

My question is

1) Can anorexics get pregnant or is this a case of
2) Lowered standards.

Is it me, or is there rampant mantrapping going on? Doesnt anyone celebrate the six month dating anniversary anymore?

NotFromHere 05-09-2005 08:54 PM
Under the Who GIves A Shit File but its still a NFH scoop
 
Quote:
Originally posted by paigowprincess
Renee Zellweger marries some guy with a big black hat. They met in January.

My question is

1) Can anorexics get pregnant or is this a case of
2) Lowered standards.

Is it me, or is there rampant mantrapping going on? Doesnt anyone celebrate the six month dating anniversary anymore?
Dammit. Beat by a minute.
ET has confirmed that Oscar®-winning actress RENÉE ZELLWEGER and country star KENNY CHESNEY have tied the knot! The surprising couple were married on Monday on the beautiful island of St. John in the U.S. Virgin Islands, where the singer has a home. In a short, 15-minute ceremony performed by a female preacher in front of a small group of family and friends, the bride wore CAROLINA HERRERA, one of her favorite designers, while the groom was reportedly barefoot. Both laughed and cried during the ceremony.

The happy couple met at the Concert of Hope tsunami relief effort on January 15 and maintained a quiet friendship that quickly blossomed. The marriage is a first for both stars, although the 37-year-old Kenny reportedly broke off an engagement to another woman in 1999, three weeks before the wedding. Prior to marrying Kenny, Renée dated WHITE STRIPES singer JACK WHITE and her 'Me, Myself & Irene' co-star JIM CARREY.

She's not really an anorexic if she's yo-yo-er is she?

So much for her and Jack White getting back together.

Jan 15? Isn't that almost a quick as Britney?

notcasesensitive 05-09-2005 09:07 PM
Under the Who GIves A Shit File but its still a NFH scoop
 
Quote:
Originally posted by NotFromHere
ET has confirmed that Oscar®-winning actress RENÉE ZELLWEGER and country star KENNY CHESNEY have tied the knot!
Don't tell my heart. My achey breakey heart. I just don't think it'd understand...

What? Not him? Huh. Okay.

Flinty_McFlint 05-09-2005 09:07 PM
Under the Who GIves A Shit File but its still a NFH scoop
 
Quote:
Originally posted by paigowprincess
Renee Zellweger marries some guy with a big black hat. They met in January.

My question is

1) Can anorexics get pregnant or is this a case of
2) Lowered standards.

Is it me, or is there rampant mantrapping going on? Doesnt anyone celebrate the six month dating anniversary anymore?
I can smell the desperation all the way over here, and I don't think Rene has a smell sniper. A country singer? Are you fucking kidding me? Didn't she learn anything from Julia?

Hank Chinaski 05-09-2005 09:59 PM
?!?!? Tori SPelling got married?
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
So, which is funnier--that he uses his face razor on his ass hair too or that he has a special razor just for the ass hair? It's hard to say.
I was a long time lurker and I remember Sebby talking about kissing a bar pick up who starting licking his ass a few minutes later. He thought he'd be okay if he didn't kiss her anymore. Someone explained unless his was her first ass he'd already been sucking at fecal bacteria, and someone else's at that. you can't clean that off. Maybe once he realized that, using one razor for both was like---ehhhh.

Flinty_McFlint 05-09-2005 10:12 PM
?!?!? Tori SPelling got married?
 
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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
I was a long time lurker and I remember Sebby talking about kissing a bar pick up who starting licking his ass a few minutes later. He thought he'd be okay if he didn't kiss her anymore. Someone explained unless his was her first ass he'd already been sucking at fecal bacteria, and someone else's at that. you can't clean that off. Maybe once he realized that, using one razor for both was like---ehhhh.
You are now once again my favorite poster. I don't know what I was thinking earlier.


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