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taxwonk 05-11-2005 04:28 PM
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
C-section it is.
Touche, you little monster.

taxwonk 05-11-2005 04:30 PM
Porn Has Completely Destroyed Me
 
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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
I'm probably going to regret asking, but just how many fetishes do you have?
I find it's best not to count. That way I'm under less pressure to live up to my bullshit.

ETA Alright, bonus points!!! It's a pervert trifecta.

Replaced_Texan 05-11-2005 04:36 PM
I'm really, really glad that I didn't grow up in Georgia
 
From Newshounds. I thought about cross-posting to the PB, but Spanky may get the vapors.

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Bizarre Sex Habits of The Extreme Right-Wing
Last night, anti-abortion extremist Neal Horsley was a guest on The Alan Colmes Show, a FOX News radio program. The topic was an interesting one - whether or not an internet service provider should allow Horsley to post the names of abortion doctors on his website. Horsley does that as a way of targeting them and one doctor has been killed. In the course of the interview, however, Colmes asked Horsley about his background, including a statement that he had admitted to engaging in homosexual and bestiality sex.

At first, Horsley laughed and said, "Just because it's printed in the media, people jump to believe it."

"Is it true?" Colmes asked.

"Hey, Alan, if you want to accuse me of having sex when I was a fool, I did everything that crossed my mind that looked like I..."

AC: "You had sex with animals?"

NH: "Absolutely. I was a fool. When you grow up on a farm in Georgia, your first girlfriend is a mule."

AC: "I'm not so sure that that is so."

NH: "You didn't grow up on a farm in Georgia, did you?"

AC: "Are you suggesting that everybody who grows up on a farm in Georgia has a mule as a girlfriend?"

NH: It has historically been the case. You people are so far removed from the reality... Welcome to domestic life on the farm..."

Colmes said he thought there were a lot of people in the audience who grew up on farms, are living on farms now, raising kids on farms and "and I don't think they are dating Elsie right now. You know what I'm saying?"

Horsley said, "You experiment with anything that moves when you are growing up sexually. You're naive. You know better than that... If it's warm and it's damp and it vibrates you might in fact have sex with it."

Greedy,Greedy,Greedy 05-11-2005 04:38 PM
I'm really, really glad that I didn't grow up in Georgia
 
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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
From Newshounds. I thought about cross-posting to the PB, but Spanky may get the vapors.
Objection: should you really be outing Hank like this?

(eta: OK, now I understand why this thread is called "Making a buck...")

robustpuppy 05-11-2005 04:39 PM
I'm really, really glad that I didn't grow up in Georgia
 
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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
From Newshounds. I thought about cross-posting to the PB, but Spanky may get the vapors.
Mules are so sluty.

Did you just call me Coltrane? 05-11-2005 04:42 PM
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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
The brazenette is 2. And she's much sluttier than your stupid fetus.

eta that I am kidding, of course. The brazenette isn't slutty at all. Which isn't to say that your fetus is either.
Has she met Stewie?

[IMG]http://rds.yahoo.com/S=96062883/K=stewie/v=2/SID=e/l=IVS/SIG=1232rpbjj/EXP=1115926911/*-http%3A//www.ctusecure.com/tylerdurden/stewie.jpg[/IMG]

"Do her, do her, do her, gosh who hasn't done her, do her, do her, lose the pigtails and we'll talk, do her..."

str8outavannuys 05-11-2005 04:48 PM
Porn Has Completely Destroyed Me
 
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Originally posted by taxwonk
Ahem..... That would be me.
You and my wife's chiropractor. Ew.

taxwonk 05-11-2005 04:53 PM
Porn Has Completely Destroyed Me
 
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Originally posted by str8outavannuys
You and my wife's chiropractor. Ew.
Oddly enough, that's exactly what she said about you. Fortunately, you're a Yalie with good ticket connections, so it wasn't a total loss.

Shape Shifter 05-11-2005 05:06 PM
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Originally posted by taxwonk
Oddly enough, that's exactly what she said about you. Fortunately, you're a Yalie with good ticket connections, so it wasn't a total loss.
Wait. Str8 sells tickets?

Shape Shifter 05-11-2005 05:18 PM
Test
 
Judge Thatcher hoped to see Tom a great lawyer or a great soldier some day. He said he meant to look to it that Tom should be admitted to the National Military Academy and afterward trained in the best law school in the country, in order that he might be ready for either career or both.

ThurgreedMarshall 05-11-2005 05:21 PM
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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
It makes me sad that Mark Twain killed the board.

In an effort to make up for it, a scenario:

Couple in social group breaks up in mid-March. He (Guy A) is one of the primary centers of the group (has the big parties, knows everyone, organizes events). She's a pretty amazing woman. Gorgeous, smart, has a pretty successful business. Due to overlapping friends, major efforts have been made to keep hostilities to a minimum. He encourages everyone to stay friends with her and vice versa. I love them independently of each other and think it was probably a good idea for them to break up given their personality quirks (i.e. he flirts with everything that walks, and she has inexplicable insecurities).

Two weeks ago a guy (Guy B) in the group asks her out. She says yes and they've been dating since then. I saw them together at a party on Friday, though I thought they were there as friends, because frankly, I think he's way out of her league. Saturday, Guy B tells Guy A that he's dating ex. Doesn't exactly go over well.

Guy B was brought into the group by the Guy A. Invited to a lot of parties, introduced to a lot of people, etc. Guy A has gone through a lot of shit in the last six months, including the death of a parent, another close family death, and breakup of longstanding relationship. Guy B knew all about this, and in fact got drunk with Guy A the night of a particularly painful funeral.

The rumor mills have been flying, and Guy B has declined a lot of lot of party invitations in the last two days (including my birthday party).
Translation: Wish me happy birthday.

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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Questions:

1.) Should Guy B have made a move on Guy A's ex? Should he have waited longer?
He didn't have to wait longer, but since he didn't, he had to ask Guy A if it was okay (or at least inform him beforehand) if he asked his ex out. Those are the rules. If they had been broken up for years and Guy A and Guy B aren't close, then he could date her without asking or informing, but that shit ain't cool.

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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
2.) Should Guy B have told Guy A about the move on his ex earlier? (Note: Guy A was in Mexico the first week that they were dating.)
See above.

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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
3.) Should Guy B expect to be cut out of Guy A's life (and possibly social circle) because of moving in on Guy A's ex?
Yep. But he already weighed her hotness against Guy A's frienship and hotness seems to have won. How could he not expect it? Who wants to hang out with the guy who's fucking your ex (especially when they'll both probably be at your parties)?

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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
4.) Should Guy B have apologized to Guy A about his actions?
Definitely. Especially if he wants back in.

TM

Greedy,Greedy,Greedy 05-11-2005 05:26 PM
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Translation: Wish me happy birthday.

He didn't have to wait longer, but since he didn't, he had to ask Guy A if it was okay (or at least inform him beforehand) if he asked his ex out. Those are the rules. If they had been broken up for years and Guy A and Guy B aren't close, then he could date her without asking or informing, but that shit ain't cool.

See above.

Yep. But he already weighed her hotness against Guy A's frienship and hotness seems to have won. How could he not expect it? Who wants to hang out with the guy who's fucking your ex (especially when they'll both probably be at your parties)?

Definitely. Especially if he wants back in.

TM
It's nice that Guy A has a defender.

Shape Shifter 05-11-2005 05:26 PM
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall

Definitely. Especially if he wants back in.

TM
"That's gay -- that's mighty gay, Tom, I tell you."

eta: nttawwt

sebastian_dangerfield 05-11-2005 05:42 PM
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall

He didn't have to wait longer, but since he didn't, he had to ask Guy A if it was okay (or at least inform him beforehand) if he asked his ex out. Those are the rules. If they had been broken up for years and Guy A and Guy B aren't close, then he could date her without asking or informing, but that shit ain't cool.

Yep. But he already weighed her hotness against Guy A's frienship and hotness seems to have won. How could he not expect it? Who wants to hang out with the guy who's fucking your ex (especially when they'll both probably be at your parties)?

TM
The odd thing about hanging out with folks who are involved with folks you used to fuck is that everyone in the room knows your fetishes. I hang out in a tight circle of college friends, some of whom are married to ex-gfs of mine, and some of whome hooked up with my wife. Everybody knows way too much about how everybody else "likes it."

On the plus side, its feasible that we're all perpetually one eight ball and three or four liters of vodka away from an orgy... I'll let you know if that ever happens.

ABBAKiss 05-11-2005 05:45 PM
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Everybody knows way too much about how everybody else "likes it."
I know this stuff about a lot of the people I hang out with, but honestly, can't you just tell by looking at a person what he or she is in to?

ThurgreedMarshall 05-11-2005 05:46 PM
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Originally posted by taxwonk
With all due respect, RT, what is this, high school? Guy A and woman are no longer dating. Therefore, what reason would he have for interfering in any way with Guy B? Are they roommates? Lovers? Did they have a pact, Jerry?!?
That is bullshit. Most people would like to think their friends aren't waiting around like vultures to fuck your gf once you've broken up. There are far, far too many women (if that's your preference) out there for you to be fucking the person your friend was in a deep relationship with. If your friend is okay with it or enough time has passed, then that's one thing. But if you've been in a meaningful relationship with someone and it ends that person is or should be off limits to your friends.

TM

Mister_Ruysbroeck 05-11-2005 05:49 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Questions:

1.) Should Guy B have made a move on Guy A's ex? Should he have waited longer?

2.) Should Guy B have told Guy A about the move on his ex earlier? (Note: Guy A was in Mexico the first week that they were dating.)

3.) Should Guy B expect to be cut out of Guy A's life (and possibly social circle) because of moving in on Guy A's ex?

4.) Should Guy B have apologized to Guy A about his actions?
Well, it's not like Guy B stole Guy A's unicycle, which would give Guy A every right to be upset. A good unicycle is hard to find.

So, I guess I would tell Guy A to get over his unjustified sense of entitlement.

ThurgreedMarshall 05-11-2005 05:51 PM
Porn Has Completely Destroyed Me
 
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Originally posted by taxwonk
Ahem..... That would be me.
As some of you may know, I've been posting here a long time. There has never been a post that I thought was TMI. In fact, I would probably argue that this isn't either. But god DAMN it, if there was something out there I didn't want to read, this was it.

TM

Pretty Little Flower 05-11-2005 05:51 PM
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
On the plus side, its feasible that we're all perpetually one eight ball and three or four liters of vodka away from an orgy... I'll let you know if that ever happens.
Um, that's O.K., no need.

Flinty_McFlint 05-11-2005 05:52 PM
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
That is bullshit. Most people would like to think their friends aren't waiting around like vultures to fuck your gf once you've broken up. There are far, far too many women (if that's your preference) out there for you to be fucking the person your friend was in a deep relationship with. If your friend is okay with it or enough time has passed, then that's one thing. But if you've been in a meaningful relationship with someone and it ends that person is or should be off limits to your friends.

TM
Dude, I'm sorry already. How many times do I have to say it? I'm lazy, and she was there. Meant no disrespect.

Not Bob 05-11-2005 05:52 PM
If Dan Savage says it, it must be true
 
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Originally posted by Sparklehorse
It's official -- oral sex is part of the vanilla repertoire. NotBob, please update your records accordingly.

Link
So noted. We'll have to ask Dan his views on "toe-sucking."

BTW, what is a GGG girlfriend (mentioned in the second question)?

Pretty Little Flower 05-11-2005 05:52 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by ABBAKiss
I know this stuff about a lot of the people I hang out with, but honestly, can't you just tell by looking at a person what he or she is in to?
What am I into?

sebastian_dangerfield 05-11-2005 05:52 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by ABBAKiss
I know this stuff about a lot of the people I hang out with, but honestly, can't you just tell by looking at a person what he or she is in to?
No. Not at all. Some of the most mild mannered looking people are seriously fucked up in the sack. Its like their one release zone where they go insane.

robustpuppy 05-11-2005 05:53 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
That is bullshit. Most people would like to think their friends aren't waiting around like vultures to fuck your gf once you've broken up. There are far, far too many women (if that's your preference) out there for you to be fucking the person your friend was in a deep relationship with. If your friend is okay with it or enough time has passed, then that's one thing. But if you've been in a meaningful relationship with someone and it ends that person is or should be off limits to your friends.

TM
Very loyal to the friend, but takes no account of the ex girlfriend's wishes. She's not road kill, so he's not a vulture unless he exploited her vulnerability over the breakup to get her into bed.

Replaced_Texan 05-11-2005 05:54 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
The odd thing about hanging out with folks who are involved with folks you used to fuck is that everyone in the room knows your fetishes. I hang out in a tight circle of college friends, some of whom are married to ex-gfs of mine, and some of whome hooked up with my wife. Everybody knows way too much about how everybody else "likes it."

On the plus side, its feasible that we're all perpetually one eight ball and three or four liters of vodka away from an orgy... I'll let you know if that ever happens.
It's happened with this group of friends. Though I'm not sure if Guy A and Guy B were in the same, er, sessions(?). That's why dick size comments aren't gonna get very far. There's a strictly enforced "no clothes" rule in one of our friend's pools. Sometimes it isn't pretty.

sebastian_dangerfield 05-11-2005 05:55 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
That is bullshit. Most people would like to think their friends aren't waiting around like vultures to fuck your gf once you've broken up. There are far, far too many women (if that's your preference) out there for you to be fucking the person your friend was in a deep relationship with. If your friend is okay with it or enough time has passed, then that's one thing. But if you've been in a meaningful relationship with someone and it ends that person is or should be off limits to your friends.

TM
True, but if she's really, really hot, you can't act shocked when you catch your friend out with her.

Flinty_McFlint 05-11-2005 05:55 PM
If Dan Savage says it, it must be true
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Not Bob
BTW, what is a GGG girlfriend (mentioned in the second question)?
It's a fictional entity. It does not really exist. Neither does the GGG wife or GGG friend. Hard to say why.

ABBAKiss 05-11-2005 05:56 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
What am I into?
Plaid pants and spinning hippy chicks. And making out at The Local.

sebastian_dangerfield 05-11-2005 05:56 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
It's happened with this group of friends. Many times, though I'm not sure if Guy A and Guy B were in the same, er, sessions(?). That's why dick size comments aren't gonna get very far.
The orgy or the overlapping?

Pretty Little Flower 05-11-2005 05:57 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
That is bullshit. Most people would like to think their friends aren't waiting around like vultures to fuck your gf once you've broken up. There are far, far too many women (if that's your preference) out there for you to be fucking the person your friend was in a deep relationship with. If your friend is okay with it or enough time has passed, then that's one thing. But if you've been in a meaningful relationship with someone and it ends that person is or should be off limits to your friends.

TM
Oops. Um, you and I need to have an awkward conversation, but I think we should maybe do it in private.

ABBAKiss 05-11-2005 05:58 PM
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
No. Not at all. Some of the most mild mannered looking people are seriously fucked up in the sack. Its like their one release zone where they go insane.
Perhaps you are just not receptive to the telltale signs. If you send me a photo I will be able to tell you what are into. Just by looking at you.

ThurgreedMarshall 05-11-2005 05:58 PM
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Originally posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy
It's nice that Guy A has a defender.
Translation: Hey look everybody, I agree with all of you and he doesn't! Do you like me yet?

TM

Replaced_Texan 05-11-2005 05:59 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
The orgy or the overlapping?
Both. I sometimes need charts to figure out who has hooked up with whom.

There seems to be a difference between fucking around and relationships. Fucking around with someone that someone else has fucked around with is perfectly OK and happens all the time. Getting into a relationship with a friend's ex- is a whole different issue.

Pretty Little Flower 05-11-2005 06:01 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by ABBAKiss
Perhaps you are just not receptive to the telltale signs. If you send me a photo I will be able to tell you what are into. Just by looking at you.
Don't fall for that. The results are disappointing.

Flinty_McFlint 05-11-2005 06:02 PM
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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Both. I sometimes need charts to figure out who has hooked up with whom.

There seems to be a difference between fucking around and relationships. Fucking around with someone that someone else has fucked around with is perfectly OK and happens all the time. Getting into a relationship with a friend's ex- is a whole different issue.
Yeah, I stick my dick into just about anything, but I only kiss the ones I really like. Kissing's personal.

Not Bob 05-11-2005 06:03 PM
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Translation: Hey look everybody, I agree with all of you and he doesn't! Do you like me yet?

TM
". . . and my girlfriend writes to Dan Savage!"

Seriously. dtb wants to know. GGG girlfriend -- what does it mean?

Shape Shifter 05-11-2005 06:03 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by ABBAKiss
Perhaps you are just not receptive to the telltale signs. If you send me a photo I will be able to tell you what are into. Just by looking at you.
We already know that from the board: hand puppet masturbation in the basement, no kissing after having his ass licked, not really into oral (giving or receiving), not really into genitalia (male or female), likes T&A, yellow pants, pink pants.

ABBAKiss 05-11-2005 06:05 PM
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Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
Don't fall for that. The results are disappointing.
PLF:

I didn't think I had to point this out to you but I didn't want to let the whole board in on what you are into (even though it was clear to me the first time I saw you). For your own privacy I said the stuff about the pants, etc.

Sincerely,
ABBAKiss

P.S. Do I look slutty to you?

greatwhitenorthchick 05-11-2005 06:07 PM
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Originally posted by Not Bob
". . . and my girlfriend writes to Dan Savage!"

Seriously. dtb wants to know. GGG girlfriend -- what does it mean?
I would also like to know.

greatwhitenorthchick 05-11-2005 06:08 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by Shape Shifter
We already know that from the board: hand puppet masturbation in the basement, no kissing after having his ass licked, not really into oral (giving or receiving), not really into genitalia (male or female), likes T&A, yellow pants, pink pants.
What about Chocolate monsters or Yellow submarines or whatever it was?


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