Adaptation
 

Whoa what? I think I'll switch to Dickie Roberts Former Child Star.

Terrell Owens
 

Yeh, and they make terrible witnesses at hearings where they're seeking TROs against you...

Terrell Owens
 

Have you ever seen that South Park where Butters "falls in love" with the litle Hooters Junior girl? I see Spanks losing about two grand on this gig.

Maybe he gets a hand job...

Night Stalker
 

There is nothing worse than a Target hand job.

Terrell Owens
 

Sunny is Serbian or Bosnian or whatever? Huh.

This is my shit
 

Your husband is a fifteen year old girl? You take the fucking cake for most uninitentionally sexually ambiguous poster of all time. If I were gay and my gay lover were listening to Jlo, Aguilera and Stephani, I'd be worried that he was too fucking fruity.

Check your husband's asshole. I've a hunch its rawer than MR's wife's.

Terrell Owens
 

Sunny's too busy fiddling with the straps on her push up bra to give anyone a hand job.

This is my shit
 

Why the hate Sebby? the babyjesus hates the hate (but loves the hater, platonically).

FWIW, ftr, fyi, I, the great penske, have verified that NFH is all-woman! Hot too. My old skool cred should be good enough for the Board. Now, carry on.

This is my shit
 

You think MR's tongue is that rough?

This is my shit
 

Nice try. Even I have eaten a cheesesteak, fruitboy.

Terrell Owens
 

Sure. Is there something to be happy about other than a trip to a strip club?

TM

Terrell Owens
 

Don't be jealous. If you take off your clothes I'll pay more attention to you too.

TM

Terrell Owens
 

Why can't you bring in your modeling agency-running friends instead? Damn.

TM

Terrell Owens
 

A waitress? I thought she was a "model." Isn't that euphemism generally reserved to the dancers?

Waitress
 

I am official hostess of my business job. I also do model and have agent for photo shoot. I do many things.

I want thank friendly american lawyer friends for smart advice about hairy man following me. I know american lawyers good people who help Serbia model-actress like me. USA is great country!

What is a ballon knot?
 

Favorite synonym: meat doughnut.

Terrell Owens
 

The blossoming of a love connection? You are either with Spanky or with them.

Fuck you my Flair Friend
 

I am so proud that I can say I have absolutely no idea what song or singer you are talking about. I thought Pony was making a Sesame Street reference.

Just sex?
 

Cardinal Edward Egan accepted St. Patrick's Cathedral's rector's, Msgr. Eugene Clark, resignation from the key church position despite the 79-year-old Clark's denials that he has been carrying on an affair with his 46-year-old private secretary, the church said.

If it turns out he had sex with her in the Cathedral, npi, will that somehow vindicate OPie and Andy?

Fuck you my Flair Friend
 

I know someone who could do a wicked karaoke version for you.

This is my shit
 

Of course you have. You grasped the bun with both hands, slowly savored the warm meat in your mouth and carefully squeezed every last drop of the au jus from it's end...

Waitress
 

American lawyers man like to help Serbian woman because we understand woamn better than woman understand herself. American lawyers Man love woman very big.

Fuck you my Flair Friend
 

From her I would listen to bad song. She is very nice woman. I like woman.

This is my shit
 

I'm thinking more an Indian Burn type thing...

Enough rubbing from any surface will eventually turn any skin red. BUT, I wouldn't be surprised to learn MR utilizes a reverse back of the tongue lick, like a cat at the milk bowl.

This is my shit
 

...on to your khakis and then had to ride the train looking like you'd just fucked a cheesesteak

Just sex?
 

"A strong proponent of traditional morality, Clark blamed the church's sex-abuse scandal in 2002 on "the campaign of liberal America against celibacy." The staunch conservative suggested in a homily that homosexuality was a disorder caused by the sinful images that are pervasive in American culture."

Isn't this always the way? Whichever conservative yells the most about the evils of sex is the one having it with someone who is married, someone who doesn't care that they are married or someone of the same gender.

TM

Just sex?
 

Are (were) OPie and Andy gay? nttawwt


eta: [hi shifty!]Bi?[/hi shifty!]

Just sex?
 

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Just sex?
 

My liberal campaign isn't against celibacy in general, just celibacy as it applies to me.

I don't know if I should post this here, or on the new Spanky Board
 

Just sex?
 

Howard had a great take on this yesterday. He said he thinks the Church leaaked this story to rebut the popular assumption that priests only like fucking young boys.

Supposedly, the woman with whom Clark was having the affair is very attractive.

If he's doing this at 79, this guy's been getting boy band ass behind the scenes his whole life. I predict a slew of disclosures in the coming weeks.

I don't know if I should post this here, or on the new Spanky Board
 

My tolerance for Spanky boards is growing thin.

I don't know if I should post this here, or on the new Spanky Board
 

2. Why do we need to follow two boards, when one will do? The big board is FB-lite.

I don't know if I should post this here, or on the new Spanky Board
 

Why is this so hard for you to understand. It is because conversations that are not about Spanky or his interests are full of Drivel, while the Big Board is Drivel free? Why the hate. You have issues. Nobody is forcing you to follow both boards. The Big Board will stay out of your life if you give the Signal.

I don't know if I should post this here, or on the new Spanky Board
 

Oh, don't fret. When they find that Serbian in the trunk of an abandoned rented Taurus near Big Sur with a claw hammer jammed in the side of her skull, Spanky's going to be doing 25 to life.

I don't think this site is on California's list of approved sites for prisoner viewing.

I don't know if I should post this here, or on the new Spanky Board
 

[Insert reference to CA-based poster here.]

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2!!! Freedom of Posting! It's our right as GAs!!!

I don't know if I should post this here, or on the new Spanky Board
 

It's in the GA Constitution, or one of the amendments thereto.

I don't know if I should post this here, or on the new Spanky Board
 

Oh, I dunno. Maybe because the "Big Board" was supposed to be actually "law related".

I know this was a pipe dream for us and all, but still.

I don't know if I should post this here, or on the new Spanky Board
 

I used to have such a cyber-crush on you that if we had worked in the same office I would have dreamt of your giving me a hindquarterly review. But now, if we worked in the same office, the best you could hope for would be my regularly rapping your knuckles with a ruler.