Chainsaws
 

"Chainsaw porn" wasn't as bad as you'd think.

Chainsaws
 

Welcome to the land of Fu!

Chainsaws
 

Somewhere, E/O* is weeping.

Or laughing.

*and C2ed, too, now that I think about it. Damn, TM, how'd you get all that board looooove? Is it twue what they say about you people?

Chainsaws
 

You don't drink coffee, asshat. Remember?

Asinine lists
 

Okay, okay. Throw in something about working at a movie studio and having a big dick.

ThurgreedMarshall Breasticle Day III
 

Speaking of, I'm thinking about having a ThurgreedMarshall Breasticle Day III at some point this summer. I already have some commitments, so you can start taking photos now.

TM

ThurgreedMarshall Breasticle Day III
 

Welcome back from the land of Fu! I sure missed you. How was your flight? Can I take your bags?

Asinine lists
 

Dude, don't you realize? It's like mad-libs over here. I could write a program to do this for me.

Well, I couldn't, but someone who knows something about coding probably could.

ThurgreedMarshall Breasticle Day III
 

This needs its own thread.

Chainsaws
 

I just realized I had the most disturbing dream about you last night. You were at my apartment and I took off my clothes and you kinda put your head in my crotch and did some headshaking and noise making and I decided, Ew, I dont think so. And you looked like Danny Devito. So you started screaming at me and I said, Hey, you are married, I cant be a part of that. And you were livid. Fortunately some guy from my high school was in my bed and he protected me. I asked him what he was doing this wekend and he said he was having a bbq on (something that I invetned in my dream, but its small and new agey and you have to kayak to it- i imagine it to be like a rice paddy maybe?).

I wont go on about the kayaking to the rice paddy but I had to paddle my crocidiles and snakes to get out of there and I was too scared. I remmeber being upset bc the dog needed a walk and I couldnt get home.

Chainsaws
 

Okay, that was weird.

TM

Chainsaws
 

Agreed. But to do that, you need about fifteen minutes or so for it to get fully soft. If I get some morning action, I'm really rushing... I mean, I'm usually forcing a stiff beligerent penis into my pants, grabbing my phone and cloth briefcase and flying out the door... I'm surprised I haven't been arrested for sporting wood at the train station.

I have no idea why the damn thing stays up after its done. I think I broke it/trained it improperly years ago.

Asinine lists
 

I can't believe I haven't made a tribute sock for you yet. I'm slipping.

ThurgreedMarshall Breasticle Day III
 

Question, in payback for that disgusting jizz post:

Isnt Spanky our only new poster in the last year? SO arent we looking at the same tits eveyr year, only they are a little older? This sounds more like a study on the effects of aging than anything else.

Chainsaws
 

The dumbest thing is really only schtick.