Am I too old
 

She'd look fuckable smeared with cat shit.

And your husband knows what her tits look like already, so he can get past the gravel bra look.

Am I too old
 

He bra was showing though, non? I think there is some sort of exemption if the bra is part of the outfit. Sebby?

I watch this show. They were all awful last night. I fear JD will get by because everyone sucked, not just him.

BBVI
 

You have to draw attention away from the chicklet teeth.

Am I too old
 

This is true.
I told him my tits could look like that if only I had married a plastic surgeon like she did.

Gossip
 

When was he married?

Am I too old
 

No. The breasts are offensive weapons. They're nice. We like them. Use them. The curve of them is what makes them so attractive. We like to imagine them smooth and round. If they're not, use a round smooth push up bra (although I'm not a huge fan of these... I like the subtle hang of a regular bra).

The lace, its not as sexy to men as women think, and it deforms you under a tight shirt. I think some women like lace, and want men to like it, so they put it on lingerie. Its a conspiracy between the lace industry and undergarmeent sewwers unions )I'll PM you the LaRouche literature on it).

I understand some women need the support, and with support come wires and other ornaments, but the sheerer the better. Less is always more in the undergarment category.

Don't do it
 

The Eva Longoria was proposed to by her sweetie, hoops star Tony Parker, according to the upcoming issue of In Touch Weekly. The mag reports that she was presented with a four-plus-carat diamond ring, and is mulling the offer.

He's done in the NBA. His offer comes about 2 years too late. She should dump his sorry ass.


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Gossip
 

He's not. Apparently you've blocked the "get a woman to sit on your lap because my divorce is final final" party.

Don't do it
 

Is that stuff she's sitting on comfortable to sit on? If so, I may have to explore that option at the beach.

Gossip
 

Is he even married? You can't blame the girl -- her fiance (can't do that little accent thing -- sorry) shtupped the fat nanny and it was all over the papers. A little revenge is in order.

Am I too old
 

Yeh, her husband is good at what he does. But she doesn't really even need those fakes. Her ass is flawless, and her face is cute. Tits are like a bonus on a package like that.

Am I too old
 

OK, so breasts not that important to you . . . huh. Who knew.

Do you like blow jobs?

Don't do it
 

That makes me uncomfortable just looking at it (and not in that way -- you pervs). That "Bermuda grass" (or whatever it's called) is bad enough. That looks downright dangerous.

Am I too old
 

And you think he stopped with his handiwork at her tits, why?

Why No Gossip?
 

NFH, I take to heart your stinging criticism, and my only excuse for not posting more gossip here in recent weeks is my love for Vince Vaughn. Although he is cute when he's perplexed, I have to listen to my 12 million dollar man and respect his wishes.