Couldn't help to notice I was caught in a speed trap
 

It's alright, but I generally buy it for the puzzle on the cap.

http://www.40ouncebeer.com/pics400/ballantinebottle.jpg

Attention Boozehounds
 

On the swill side.

The cigars, however, could be quite good. Depends on the brand.

"Cuz it'll get yo girlie in the mood quicker"
 

I always had you pegged as a St. Ides guy.

"Cuz it'll get yo girlie in the mood quicker"
 

You pegged weed? Dude, I'm not going anywhere near your kitchen.

Attention Boozehounds
 

Cigars depend on the brand, the Ballatine is swill.

Read me my rights, as if I didn't know this
 

You wound me.

Speaking of booze, why in the living fuck am I still at work? Lawdy lawd I need a drink. Where's happy hour tonight?

"Cuz it'll get yo girlie in the mood quicker"
 

You need to stop reading so much Savage Love, big fella.

"Cuz it'll get yo girlie in the mood quicker"
 

Couldn't be. Weed is out of his league.

Read me my rights, as if I didn't know this
 

Apparently its at Palamino's or the Ramp. Or the other one that begins with an "M" on the Embarcadero. My maybe boyfriend would never take me to such a tacky place, but my college buddy on the quest has no such compunctions.

Read me my rights, as if I didn't know this
 

Museum of Fine Arts. Baseball show opens today. Bar opens in half an hour.

Attention Boozehounds
 

Cigars are El Rey del Mundo "Robustos."

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Read me my rights, as if I didn't know this
 

Is going to a tacky bar with a sandy man-trapping spinster wingperson the new fool-proof pickup move out there?

"Cuz it'll get yo girlie in the mood quicker"
 

Nahhh. I just gotta stop listnening to locker room talk from NFH's grandpa.

It's 3 hours earlier here, and I need a drink. Don't know how you've lasted this long.

Attention Boozehounds
 

I think those are pretty good for rolling blunts, once you get all the tobacco out of them.

"Cuz it'll get yo girlie in the mood quicker"
 

Try lasting till October. Waaah!