Why No Gossip?
 

Looks like Cartier Tank. Nice fucking watch. I'd like one mysself. When you get yours, throw one in the bag for me.

Rose gold, dark brown alligator strap. thanks.

Help
 

R-E-T-A-W

like Helen read it backwards

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She could be talking about that nose job. As if you've seen her nose.

http://www.screensavershot.com/persons2/burke.jpg

See? That nose.

Ack. And that necklace. What is that? A boulder?

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My cousin is airport security, and he and his buddies each have a pair of her panties they took out of a checked bag. they were clean :( but had clearly been worn before:D

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I knew it. They go through the panties every time!

No smoking
 

New Jersey Assemblyman John McKeon, D-Essex, outside his law office in Springfield, N.J., last Thursday. McKeon has sponsored a measure that calls for a ban on smoking while driving in the state.

This is odd. There should be a ban on people eating while driving. Those are the real dangerous ones.
Oh, and those idiots who drive with a fucking dog in their lap.

http://lib1.store.vip.sc5.yahoo.com/...lc/driving.jpg

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No. I don't see. Please show a shot where her nose looks different.

Yeah. She has horrible taste in clothes other people pay her to model.

TM

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I'm betting on cheekbone implants as well.

ETA: and maybe some eyelid/brow nips and tucks

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http://www.bastardly.com/wp-content/...gingbrooke.jpg
subtle. but there. there is also rumor of cheek implants and veneers.crap I hate when that happens

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Why can't that nose be real? I'm not saying it's not, but it seems like flawed logic to say: married to plastic surgeon = fake nose. A rich plastic surgeon isn't going to marry an above-average girl and shape her into something beautiful...actually, I can see a plastic surgeon doing just that (or trying to - I don't think it's possible)

Nevertheless, if you want plastic surgery, and Brooke's face really is fake, I suggest having Mr. Brooke Burke perform on you. She looks great.

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Exactly. We're gonna need a "before" picture.

It's almost like some of the (jealous) women on the board have never seen a naturally beautiful woman before.

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Don't plastic surgeons specialize? Aren't there boob guys and nose guys? I wouldn't trust a generalist,

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True. You should go to someone else for your penis enhancement.


ZING!

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My Beverly Hills plastic surgeon friend does everything. Boobs, face, lipo, etc. Often people want to have multiple things done at once (one recovery period), so being only a boob guy would make the cross-selling much tougher.

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HER panties.