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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
You're supposed to clean your ass after each use, pigass. Your feet only get cleaned once a day. To the working parents- this is what results when no mom or dad is around during a child's formative years.

I just wipe. I don't sterilize, you bidet-using camel schtupper.

ThurgreedMarshall

03-08-2005 06:06 PM

THIS IS KINDA GROSS BUT I AM A NEW WOMAN

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Originally posted by robustpuppy
My only explanation is that it's the same principle as washing your car.

Finally, something to talk about.

http://www.goyk.com/photos/040829bik...s/IMG_3956.jpg

TM

paigowprincess

03-08-2005 06:07 PM

C2d made the Onion!

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Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
C2d photographed for today's Onion:

http://www.theonion.com/images/428/i...82_160x120.jpg

All you need are some towels hanging off of them and you have the pOTY

sunnybunny

03-08-2005 06:09 PM

WHERE's PP today? Maybe the "Bad Coke" was no joke?

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Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
Voice Recognition software acting up again?

POTY!

Did you just call me Coltrane?

03-08-2005 06:10 PM

THIS IS KINDA GROSS BUT I AM A NEW WOMAN

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Originally posted by taxwonk
No, your anal region. With a pressure hose, apparently, if you're RP.

When do you clean the taint?

Did you just call me Coltrane?

03-08-2005 06:11 PM

THIS IS KINDA GROSS BUT I AM A NEW WOMAN

Quote:

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Finally, something to talk about.

http://www.goyk.com/photos/040829bik...s/IMG_3956.jpg

TM

Cankles

bilmore

03-08-2005 06:11 PM

THIS IS KINDA GROSS BUT I AM A NEW WOMAN

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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
When do you clean the taint?

Let's go back to tax.

mmm3587

03-08-2005 06:15 PM

I KNOW, TAKE IT TO THE TAX REFUND BOARD

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Well for a WITHHOLDING violation, sure. They really don't like those. But that's not so much a personal taxes issue.

Sebby/mmmm -- when you start up your businesses that will be so much better and more lucrative than the law, trust me and wanker on this, the IRS/SSA don't *really* care when you send in the withholding. It can wait until the end of the quarter if you are having cashflow problems. Ditto on amounts withheld from employees' paychecks that is supposed to go to the retirement plan -- the Dept of Labor and IRS really do understand that you needed that money to pay for business entertainment, and that you'll deposit it when you can.

In all seriousness, I would never violate tax law or any other law. I lose a lot of money gambling. Much more than I win, taxman. Hear that, feds?

All the condescending tax advice is welcome, though. Do you guys want to do my taxes next year? I will fuck you both!

NotFromHere

03-08-2005 06:26 PM

Taxes

I am shocked to discover that you all do your own taxes. I pay a guy and he does them for me.
A friend of mine triggered an audit by going to Dartmouth for an MBA and leaving a lucrative real estate job. The drop in income apparently triggered an audit. Bad news is, that it was a couple of days of painstaking review of her taxes and receipts. Good news is that she got a refund.

Legit question - is deferred comp still a crap shoot? Or is it worth doing?

bilmore

03-08-2005 06:27 PM

Taxes

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Originally posted by NotFromHere
I am shocked to discover that you all do your own taxes. I pay a guy and he does them for me.

Cool. Who dials your phone for you?

robustpuppy

03-08-2005 06:28 PM

THIS IS KINDA GROSS BUT I AM A NEW WOMAN

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Originally posted by paigowprincess
Its so your dirty ass-water doesn't contaminate your freshly scrubbed feet. Even sunny could figure that one out.

Fine. Now who can explain how Shape Shifter's dirty ass-water gets on the roof of my car and contaminates the freshly scrubbed wheels?

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