Read me my rights, as if I didn't know this
 

One cannot be a mantrapping spinster. I just spin. That said, yes, he is bringing sand to the beach.

Attention Boozehounds
 

WOW! You really are out of my league.

"Cuz it'll get yo girlie in the mood quicker"
 

Does your sig line somehow tie into Sidd's description of the late term preggo fetish? Bc if it does, that picture lost all its humor for me. Fucky McFuck is a sick fuck

You will, you will, you will
 

Ah now, sure there's no harm in a wee drink with the girls, just for the comfort that's in it . . .

http://www.ukquad.com/snapper.jpg

eta: yeah yeah yeah the fucking margins

PSA
 

My maybe boyfriend
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References like this scare the shit out of me. Friday you're "maybe boyfriend" then Monday you're "maybe fiance" and everyone knew but you.

I'm splittin for a rather large martini. Don't forget to keep your dicks out of psycho chick pie holes and someone might want to warn Paig's "maybe boyfriend" if you see him at Starbucks.

Late.

"Cuz it'll get yo girlie in the mood quicker"
 

I do not condone hitting pregnant women, or wildlife.

http://www.sandstorming.com/dump/donotmolest.jpg

p.s. For the record, under certain circumstances, I would let you blow me. See, I'm not such a bad guy.

PSA
 

I guess Stolen Fork isn't a penske sock bc the hairless consig hasnt flipped it yet.

"Cuz it'll get yo girlie in the mood quicker"
 

2. Though I'm not sure what effect alcohol will have on my stomach.

PSA
 

If you say so.

"Cuz it'll get yo girlie in the mood quicker"
 

Go for the Rum Cake.

"Cuz it'll get yo girlie in the mood quicker"
 

It is very, very difficult to get drunk off one of those unless you make it yourself. And, cake sounds worse than straight alcohol right now.

ETA cake (in reasonable amounts) does generally get me in the mood.

You will, you will, you will
 

Did the guy who wrote the Snapper and Committments write anything else good since? more movies?

New Weekend Poll for The Guys
 

Nice sock, Penske.

eta: STP, DOH!

"Cuz it'll get yo girlie in the mood quicker"
 

There's a litter in the works? Another piece of info I missed.

Leaving the Law
 

No, no... I mean, who could possibly be that egotistical? One would have to have an ego that threatened to engulf a large metropolitan area like a mushroom cloud to invent vignettes about herself with embellishments no one can believe.

I'm saying she would probably change the names to protect the innocent, and pretend that it's fiction.

(When I typed my original message, I knew someone would call me on it -- I'm glad it was you. Your badge is safe.)