Am I too old
 

You can usually get it all at one joint. But there are some guys who do exclussively body work or face work. My understanding is the face work can be incredibly difficult.

Am I too old
 

Correction, it's almost like some of the men on the board no longer have any idea what a naturally beautiful woman looks like. See, e.g., Thurgreed's insistance that Jessica Simpson's sagging big TITS to plastic big tits are real.

Am I too old
 

i'd need a specialist, for sure. when i had urinary tract surgery that had to call a vet and borrow the tools he usually uses for horses or rhinos, like how fringey had to go to the zoo to get an MRI.

Am I too old
 

To quote Coltrane (as I love to do):

ZING!

Am I too old
 

I think I read somewhere that ants have (relative to their body size) the largest penises in the animal kingdom. Maybe you should start making that little-known fact less so.

Am I too old
 

I admitted my penis is small in proportion to my body size.

Am I too old
 

Nope. I grew up with no less than five girls who are/were objectively gorgeous. I've known them since we were in elementary school, so no surgery. Still hot. Naturally hot.

Am I too old
 

Hell, given the evidence of their handiwork, I wouldn't trust a good 98% of them anywhere near my face.

Fortunately, I know one that I do trust. Unfortunately, I don't have any work for him at present. I'm pretty happy with my nose, chin, cheeks and boobs. As for lines, God bless humidity.

Am I too old
 

I wonder if I'm the only one who sees absolutely no change to her nose in that link. "Subtle" seems to mean "photo taken from a different angle." But whatever. If it's that subtle, Sebby's point stands. She hasn't had much work and she was already gorgeous.

Cheek implants will have to be proven as well, since sb mentioning it doesn't even amount to a rumor, as far as I'm concerned.

And since when is getting veneers considered plastic surgery?

TM

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Your "ZING" is bigger than mine! How?

My "zing" feels inadequate. Does it still feel good when I use it?

Am I too old
 

Perhaps I am just in a giggly mood today, but this led to an unrestrained guffaw.

Not to mention whenever I see the carpet today I keep thinking "I like carpet" and can't stop giggling. I should just pack it in.

Public service announcement
 

Hm. I have a can of this right here. Who knew?
Did you people know?

There's a new way to get high, and you could have it right next to your desk at home. They're designed to clean your computer but, if inhaled, these popular products have the potential to kill.

It’s called "dusting" — the term comes from the cleaning brand "Dust Off" — and it has become a teenager’s new cheap and easily accessible high, despite a warning on the side of each canister.

The high from the gas paralyzes the user for several minutes and gives a feeling of euphoria. Both dusting and huffing can result in damage to the brain, lungs, heart, kidneys and liver, and can cause death. In computer cleaning products, a freon type of gas, or fluorinated hydrocarbon, is the dangerous ingredient.

Am I too old
 

It feels good to me.

Am I too old
 

Wow. You've really proven your point. Summary judgment granted.

TM

Am I too old
 

It's not. It's a cosmetic procedure (without which I'd look like a hillbilly with one front tooth), but it ain't surgery.