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Oliver_Wendell_Ramone 08-24-2005 10:32 PM

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Economic policy in 1278 Spain and it's impact on the wool industry.
I hear Coltrane could really pull wool before he was mantrapped. I think it's the shorts.

Hank Chinaski 08-24-2005 10:35 PM

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I hear Coltrane could really pull wool before he was mantrapped. I think it's the shorts.
What material were the slippers ncs wore on her honeymoon made of?

virgin wool.

NotFromHere 08-24-2005 10:40 PM

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Or worse than Willamdtaint?
Who knows? He hasn't made an appearance yet. Has he?

bold_n_brazen 08-24-2005 10:55 PM

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I would say it was more embarassing then seeing Saturday Night Fever with my parents somewhere in my tweens, but not as embarrasssing as sitting between ole mom and dad at Ten, orgie scenes and all. My dad covered my eyes.

IT would have been less embarrassing had i not known you from the FB, aka Threeway board, and thought you guys might have thought I was trying to seduce you or something.
Seeing About Last Night with my mom at age 14 or thereabouts. I was traumatized by the bathtub sex scene.

Since then, I've learned to appreciate bathtub sex.

sebastian_dangerfield 08-24-2005 10:55 PM

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She was posting your opinion on JM. Which you have posted here before. You quoted her post that was essentially quoting you and then agreed with it.

I'm not sure which type of Whiff that is, but it is definitely somewhere in the family.
My bad. I don't recall 90% of what I write. Great. Now I'm being spaanked around the boards by myself. I don't know whether to be disturbed or flattered.

paigowprincess 08-24-2005 10:56 PM

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Is this related to the development of the market for merkins?
One of the Jewess Authoresses in my new book, The Modern Jewish Gal's Guide to Guilt (or whatever) is named Daphne Merkin. I feel for her.

paigowprincess 08-24-2005 10:58 PM

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It was the Showtime reality show that followed Seymour Butts and his family in their endeavors running a large porn company.

And if Paigow was trying to seduce us, she really should have stepped it up a bit and put herself out there. Mr Crabby should have come out or something.
Mr. Crabby wasn't born yet, but if he was, the presence of two of you would have preempted his necessity.

paigowprincess 08-24-2005 10:59 PM

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I hear Coltrane could really pull wool before he was mantrapped. I think it's the shorts.
To think, he will never tap some strange again. He is offically Sebby.

ltl/fb 08-24-2005 11:01 PM

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Mr. Crabby wasn't born yet, but if he was, the presence of two of you would have preempted his necessity.
This is starting to disturb me.

Presumably I will get over it, and not be scarred for life like a husband who sees his wife's hoo haa get cut open for a baby to burst out, right?

Penske_Account 08-24-2005 11:06 PM

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To think, he will never tap some strange again. He is offically Sebby.
And at his accelerated pace, Bilmoure is only another decade away.

Penske_Account 08-24-2005 11:11 PM

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This is starting to disturb me.

Presumably I will get over it, and not be scarred for life like a husband who sees his wife's hoo haa get cut open for a baby to burst out, right?
Is disturbing you in a discomforting way or a hornifying way?

Oliver_Wendell_Ramone 08-24-2005 11:11 PM

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This is starting to disturb me.

Presumably I will get over it, and not be scarred for life like a husband who sees his wife's hoo haa get cut open for a baby to burst out, right?
You get over that, as well (at least I did). In the immediate aftermath of kid # 2, I was way tempted to stop by a strip club to remind myself what things are supposed to look like. But I was too tired. And it was too creepy, too, I suppose.

Oliver_Wendell_Ramone 08-24-2005 11:13 PM

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To think, he will never tap some strange again. He is offically Sebby.
At least he can look forward to the soft alcoholism of middle age. Speaking of which, I should go home and have a drink. This is one of those times when I really wish I had some weed.

Penske_Account 08-24-2005 11:16 PM

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You get over that, as well (at least I did). In the immediate aftermath of kid # 2, I was way tempted to stop by a strip club to remind myself what things are supposed to look like. But I was too tired. And it was too creepy, too, I suppose.

If you ever come to Seattle we can go to the Deja Vu. Now that NFH and I are tight, sts, npi, nttawwt, we roll like that.

eta: mcbvr is only allowed if he springs for some booze. and lap dances.

ltl/fb 08-24-2005 11:28 PM

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You get over that, as well (at least I did). In the immediate aftermath of kid # 2, I was way tempted to stop by a strip club to remind myself what things are supposed to look like. But I was too tired. And it was too creepy, too, I suppose.
You saw Mr. Man, ncs and paigow watching porn together? With thought balloons involving Mr. Crabby, and trying out the various positions pictured with each other, floating over their heads?

(RT posted a link to an article about the husbands/wives thing a couple days ago)

ETA I did not mean disturbing in a hornifying way.


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