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dtb 07-27-2005 02:06 PM
Am I too old
 
Quote:
Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
It's a cosmetic procedure (without which I'd look like a hillbilly with one front tooth).
You too?!?

Wow -- we really are twins!

Did you just call me Coltrane? 07-27-2005 02:07 PM
Public service announcement
 
Quote:
Originally posted by NotFromHere
Hm. I have a can of this right here. Who knew?
Did you people know?

There's a new way to get high, and you could have it right next to your desk at home. They're designed to clean your computer but, if inhaled, these popular products have the potential to kill.

It’s called "dusting" — the term comes from the cleaning brand "Dust Off" — and it has become a teenager’s new cheap and easily accessible high, despite a warning on the side of each canister.

The high from the gas paralyzes the user for several minutes and gives a feeling of euphoria. Both dusting and huffing can result in damage to the brain, lungs, heart, kidneys and liver, and can cause death. In computer cleaning products, a freon type of gas, or fluorinated hydrocarbon, is the dangerous ingredient.
Tried it 8th grade. It's probably why my LSAT scores don't qualify me for MENSA.

Did you just call me Coltrane? 07-27-2005 02:09 PM
Am I too old
 
Quote:
Originally posted by dtb
It feels good to me.
It's not the size of the "zing" - it's how you use it?

dtb 07-27-2005 02:10 PM
Marc Anthony
 
Those chicks from GoFugYourself are high-fucking-sterical:

my latest favorite - about Marc Anthony

NotFromHere 07-27-2005 02:10 PM
zing sizing
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
It's not the size of the "zing" - it's how you use it?
You keep telling yourself that, and someday you'll believe it.

Did you just call me Coltrane? 07-27-2005 02:11 PM
zing sizing
 
Quote:
Originally posted by NotFromHere
You keep telling yourself that, and someday you'll believe it.
Redundancy whiff.

dtb 07-27-2005 02:13 PM
Am I too old
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
It's not the size of the "zing" - it's how you use it?
Almost. It's how you use it. (wink, wink)

Hank Chinaski 07-27-2005 02:13 PM
zing sizing
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Redundancy whiff.
by definition a "whiff" aimed at nfh is redundant.

really? she didn't fully appreciate a post?

NotFromHere 07-27-2005 02:15 PM
zing sizing
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
by definition a "whiff" aimed at nfh is redundant.

really? she didn't fully appreciate a post?
They were right. You did miss me.
http://www.thinkgeek.com/images/prod...DEPAR_solo.gif

bold_n_brazen 07-27-2005 02:16 PM
Am I too old
 
Quote:
Originally posted by dtb
You too?!?

Wow -- we really are twins!
Triplets. Except I'd be missing both of my front teeth. (Unfortunate beer bottle cap accident my freshman year in college.)

bold_n_brazen 07-27-2005 02:18 PM
Can someone please tell me...
 
why my dog is furiously licking the wall?

nononono 07-27-2005 02:19 PM
zing sizing
 
Quote:
Originally posted by NotFromHere
They were right. You did miss me.
http://www.thinkgeek.com/images/prod...DEPAR_solo.gif
I am completely annoyed someone asked me if I were you.

robustpuppy 07-27-2005 02:20 PM
Am I too old
 
Quote:
Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
Triplets. Except I'd be missing both of my front teeth. (Unfortunate beer bottle cap accident my freshman year in college.)
Foursome, but I don't have veneers. Mine are full-fledged porcelain "jackets." (Unfortunate flying over the handlebars incident as a kindergartener combined with a cheap father who selected a bad dentist during my adolescence.)

Did you just call me Coltrane? 07-27-2005 02:20 PM
Am I too old
 
Quote:
Originally posted by dtb
Almost. It's how you use it. (wink, wink)
PLF: do you get it? "Zing" is a metaphor for my penis.

Pure genius!

NotFromHere 07-27-2005 02:21 PM
zing sizing
 
Quote:
Originally posted by nononono
I am completely annoyed someone asked me if I were you.
Why? Because I don't participate in the scintillating discussion on epidurals?
Get over yourself.


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