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Alex_de_Large

07-27-2005 02:21 PM

Can someone please tell me...

Quote:

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
why my dog is furiously licking the wall?

Did someone rub his/her crotch there?

nononono

07-27-2005 02:22 PM

zing sizing

Quote:

Originally posted by NotFromHere
Why? Because I don't participate in the scintillating discussion on epidurals?
Get over yourself.

No, for the other obvious reasons.

bold_n_brazen

07-27-2005 02:24 PM

Can someone please tell me...

Quote:

Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
Did someone rub his/her crotch there?

Not to my knowledge.

dtb	07-27-2005 02:24 PM

Am I too old

Quote:

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
PLF: do you get it? "Zing" is a metaphor for my penis.

Pure genius!

Wait a second.

Why would plf get it?

Not Bob

07-27-2005 02:30 PM

Am I too old

Quote:

Originally posted by dtb
Wait a second.

Why would plf get it?

Spin class.

Did you just call me Coltrane?

07-27-2005 02:33 PM

Am I too old

Quote:

Originally posted by dtb
Wait a second.

Why would plf get it?

Abstruse wit confuses him. For example, one usually has to point out that irony is being used.

greatwhitenorthchick

07-27-2005 02:36 PM

Am I too old

to wear this t-shirt?

http://store1.yimg.com/I/achdirective_1854_985703

What about this one?

http://store1.yimg.com/I/achdirective_1853_3161298

I will note, if it helps, that last weekend I wore this one and a guy in the health-food store asked me for my number:

http://www.bustedtees.com/images/mis...t_featured.jpg

spookyfish

07-27-2005 02:37 PM

Can someone please tell me...

Quote:

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
why my dog is furiously licking the wall?

He thinks it is his balls. Duh.

bold_n_brazen

07-27-2005 02:39 PM

Can someone please tell me...

Quote:

Originally posted by spookyfish
He thinks it is his balls. Duh.

There are no balls in this house any more.

Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)

07-27-2005 02:42 PM

Can someone please tell me...

Quote:

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
There are no balls in this house any more.

You surely make the occasional exception, at least for a few hours.

bold_n_brazen

07-27-2005 02:43 PM

Can someone please tell me...

Quote:

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
You surely make the occasional exception, at least for a few hours.

Not yet. I'm waiting for the right set to arrive.

Replaced_Texan

07-27-2005 02:43 PM

Can someone please tell me...

Quote:

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
There are no balls in this house any more.

Much to the Displaced Dog's chagrin, there aren't any in my house either. He hasn't taken to licking the walls, though he did move all of his stuff into the fireplace.

bold_n_brazen

07-27-2005 02:45 PM

Can someone please tell me...

Quote:

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Much to the Displaced Dog's chagrin, there aren't any in my house either. He hasn't taken to licking the walls, though he did move all of his stuff into the fireplace.

For clarification, the dog who was licking the walls never had any balls to begin with. She did once have ovaries, but those are long gone too.

notcasesensitive

07-27-2005 02:46 PM

Can someone please tell me...

Quote:

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
Not yet. I'm waiting for the right set to arrive.

So Lance Armstrong is out?

bold_n_brazen

07-27-2005 02:48 PM

Can someone please tell me...

Quote:

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
So Lance Armstrong is out?