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Mainstream Music Post

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Originally posted by bilmore
So, do kids just get into good music early, or is straaaate much younger than I had guessed?

My two favorite bands right now I heard when I took my daughter to the Warped Tour- kids get into good music early, though I believe I am musically immature also.

Mainstream Music Post

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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
My two favorite bands right now I heard when I took my daughter to the Warped Tour- kids get into good music early, though I believe I am musically immature also.

Jesus man, how old are you?

What was number 1

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Originally posted by NotFromHere
Look up the song that was #1 on the day you were born.
At first, I thought it was Gloria Gaynor, I will survive, but I got the year wrong.

Now I really need to go to the Social Security office and find out what year I was born in.

Tax question, sorry

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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
That should have been a PM. This is a pathetic side of your personality. The donuts are charming in comparison.

I love you too, scmoop.

Mainstream Music Post

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Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
Jesus man, how old are you?

Older than you younger than bilmore- 12 year olds go to the Warped Tour-

Mainstream Music Post

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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
My two favorite bands right now I heard when I took my daughter to the Warped Tour- kids get into good music early, though I believe I am musically immature also.

Great. An Atreyu/Horrorpops guy.

Mainstream Music Post

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Originally posted by bilmore
Great. An Atreyu/Horrorpops guy.

No. No.

Best moment "katie you'll love this band I loved when I was a kid- the Damned"

Then 4 old men come out in make-up and sort of move around......... punk Rock is a young man's game- except for the flower- he keeps on keeping on:jedi:

To cap the night

" . . . a hospital spokesman said: "If you cut off your sex organ and then eat it, then something is wrong with you.""

http://www.news.com.au/story/0,10117...-13762,00.html

I'm clearly folding the nuts too much...

A response received by someone in Los Angeles who responded to an ad on CraigsList seeking tournament poker players.

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Very simple concept. Wednesday night from 6PM until 11PM, No limit Texas Hold 'em tournament at a "to be disclosed" hotel in downtown Los Angeles near Wilshire and Flower (at least 4 star) to ensure security, privacy and comfort for all. Ten men will play with a $300 buy, the top 3 finishers will receive prizes.

The third place winner will receive his entry fee back and will spend 15 minutes with our hostess, a highly ranked lady you can research on TER. Once she has been confirmed, you will be emailed her info so you can check her out...I can assure you, you will be very eager to play for her!

The second place winner gets his entry fee back and 30 minutes with her.

The grand prize winner gets the honor of being champion for the week and will then entertain our hostess until 6AM that Thursday morning.

Sound good? There are a few rules.

The location of the event will be disclosed to the participants the night before via email. Do not bring anyone else to the game. You can refer them to this email if you like, but everyone must have clearance!

Everyone will be required to place their licenses in the hotel room safe while they are in the room. Once you are eliminated from the game, your license will be returned and you can go home and brush up on your game for next week!

Our hostess will show up late in the game. When she does, please treat her with respect and courtesy. We want her to come back, don't we?

NO activity other than poker playing will take place in the room...the winners will follow the hostess to another room where you will have your personal time with her!

Snacks, beer, liquor and mixes will be provided.

No aggressive behavior of any kind will be tolerated. Violators will be removed and dealt with by hotel security. Let's just play nice.

Please drink responsibly at the event...if anyone is getting more than buzzed, he may be cut off. We're gentlemen, so let's act as such.

Also, the next few events may see the opportunity to book adult film stars. That will require a higher buyin but the structure will remain the same. Please email any stars you think would be exceptionally interesting to act as event hostess.

Finally, the entry fee goes to pay our hostess for hosting the game, cover the cost of the room and food and drinks, and nothing else...whatever goes on between the hostess and the top 3 winners is their business...I have nothing to do with it. Also, please do not offer our hostess money at any time. This could be construed as solicitation which is illegal in California.

I KNOW, TAKE IT TO THE TAX REFUND BOARD

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Originally posted by bilmore
Two step process:

1. "Are you a lawyer?"

2. "Do you own a business?"

(Answer both "yes", and you get the Platinum card.)

Friends of mine in the know say that being self-employed clergy is also 100% audit bait, because the IRS assumes you're succumbing to the overwhelming temptation to pay personal expenses with tax-exempt dollars. This remains true even if you belong to a legit organization that audits its own 501(c)(3)s for such abuse, like the Presbyterians, Episcopalians, Lutherans etc. Wear a black collar; get ass-raped by the IRS every three years.

Not likely to be a problem for people on this board, unless y'all make money on the side performing weddings for the Church of Satan.

To cap the night

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Originally posted by bilmore
" . . . a hospital spokesman said: "If you cut off your sex organ and then eat it, then something is wrong with you.""

http://www.news.com.au/story/0,10117...-13762,00.html

There is also something wrong with you if you (1) click that link; or (2) have ever referred to another man's cock as his "sex organ."

To cap the night

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Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
There is also something wrong with you if you . . . have ever referred to another man's cock as his "sex organ."

It's an Australian paper - what do you expect? Hell, they grill Barbie over there.

I KNOW, TAKE IT TO THE TAX REFUND BOARD

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Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
Friends of mine in the know say that being self-employed clergy is also 100% audit bait, because the IRS assumes you're succumbing to the overwhelming temptation to pay personal expenses with tax-exempt dollars. This remains true even if you belong to a legit organization that audits its own 501(c)(3)s for such abuse, like the Presbyterians, Episcopalians, Lutherans etc. Wear a black collar; get ass-raped by the IRS every three years.

Not likely to be a problem for people on this board, unless y'all make money on the side performing weddings for the Church of Satan.

So how does Benny Hinn get away with it?

RIP Master of the Single Entendre

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Originally posted by NotFromHere
So how does Benny Hinn get away with it?

Put down a DOB that's a little "off" and somebody else gets ass-raped every three years. Easy peasy Japanesey.

http://www.vgernet.net/tpelkey/benny...es/bhdicky.jpg

Barely in the news

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Originally posted by bilmore
Right now, Wonk is frantically trying to figure out how to erase other people's posts.

I don't do returns. That's why there are accountants in the world. I make my living from people like Sebby who say "fuck 'em, they'll never find that vintasge Bentley Arnage I took in in trade."