LawTalkers - [hi less!!!]Where Everyone Knows Penske's Socks Don't Suck[/hi less!!!]!!!

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Why can't that nose be real? I'm not saying it's not, but it seems like flawed logic to say: married to plastic surgeon = fake nose. A rich plastic surgeon isn't going to marry an above-average girl and shape her into something beautiful...actually, I can see a plastic surgeon doing just that (or trying to - I don't think it's possible)

Nevertheless, if you want plastic surgery, and Brooke's face really is fake, I suggest having Mr. Brooke Burke perform on you. She looks great.

He cut the penis off of her face.

spookyfish

07-27-2005 03:58 PM

Caption please.

Quote:

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
http://i.a.cnn.net/cnn/2005/WEATHER/...ool.pickup.jpg

Alabama residents celebrate the opening of the state's first gay bathhouse.

Did you just call me Coltrane?

07-27-2005 04:04 PM

Caption please.

Quote:

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
http://i.a.cnn.net/cnn/2005/WEATHER/...ool.pickup.jpg

"Two men filled the bed of their pick-up truck with water in order to cool themselves in it and have a beer."

Too long?

spookyfish

07-27-2005 04:06 PM

Can someone please tell me...

Quote:

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
I'd ask you how much time you spend licking your walls, but we both know you rarely feel human.

TM

I would suspect her walls have a lot of lead-based paint on them.

Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)

07-27-2005 04:06 PM

Caption please.

Quote:

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
http://i.a.cnn.net/cnn/2005/WEATHER/...ool.pickup.jpg

You just rent beer.

Shape Shifter

07-27-2005 04:07 PM

Caption please.

Quote:

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
"Two men filled the bed of their pick-up truck with water in order to cool themselves in it and have a beer."

Too long?

I didn't look.

Pretty Little Flower

07-27-2005 04:07 PM

Caption please.

Quote:

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
"Two men filled the bed of their pick-up truck with water in order to cool themselves in it and have a beer."

Too long?

Well, I said it shorter, but yours has a nice poetic flow to it.

spookyfish

07-27-2005 04:08 PM

Am I too old

Quote:

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Does the answer to b. change if "wasted" becomes "tipsy"?

Only with respect to the quality of the fuckee.

Penske_Account

07-27-2005 04:20 PM

Am I too old

Quote:

Originally posted by paigowprincess

I am sure the board mainly agrees that you are mostly correct that I am just jealous I dont have huge tits or something.

Rumour has it that, relatively speaking, your arse is not fat. "Ping! Pow!

Oliver_Wendell_Ramone

07-27-2005 04:21 PM

Am I too old

Quote:

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
He cut the penis off of her face.

True. The fucker. I'd have put it back in my pants if he'd just asked nicely. The knife was not necessary.

Did you just call me Coltrane?

07-27-2005 04:23 PM

Caption please.

Quote:

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
http://i.a.cnn.net/cnn/2005/WEATHER/...ool.pickup.jpg

The next best thing to swimming in ejaculate.

greatwhitenorthchick

07-27-2005 04:24 PM

dtb

If you go to the Parker Meridien webpage, it's all kind of cool/fancy and minimalist and shit, but instead of "location," they have in big letters: "Where we're at" - and you are supposed to click on that. wtf.

taxwonk

07-27-2005 04:42 PM

Am I too old

Quote:

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
Zing-penis metaphors are the prattfalls of online humor. Including Springsteen and Radiohead on a 5 Greatest Albums of All Time list - that's abstruse.

You mean the list wasn't heartfelt? How ironic.

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