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greatwhitenorthchick 07-07-2005 03:33 PM
unprepared k-race winner
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Porkchop doesn't seem to mind.
or Squishy.

LessinSF 07-07-2005 03:37 PM
End it! End it now!
 
Quote:
Originally posted by str8outavannuys
Michelle Wie finished up at -1, coming in with nothing but pars, and one birdie on the par 5 17th (wow she's long). This would surely be the cut line if the cut was today, thus ensuring me over $700 in profit.

In retrospect, the bet I SHOULD have made was that she'd do better than David Duval in this tournament. She was a slight underdog for that bet.

Duval shot +5 today.
She is in decent position (currently tied for 62nd), and I wish I had known about that bet when I got home last night. I would have jumped on it. she can still fall apart like she did at the Sony this year, but I like her chances. Vijay, eat my shorts!

ABBAKiss 07-07-2005 03:39 PM
Kramer, they're PAINTED ON!!!!
 
I was reading the Cosmopolitan with Jessica Biel on the cover (no idea what month this was) this morning and there was a little Do It Yourself Guide for how to look smokin' hot at the beach.

Among the tips were:

a) Apply extra self-tanner to your inner and outer thighs to give the illusion of being slimmer; and

b) Apply half moons of extra self-tanner to the sides of your stomach to give the illusion of a nipped-in waist.

I can only imagine the horrible ways teenage girls will eff this up.

ThurgreedMarshall 07-07-2005 03:39 PM
End it! End it now!
 
Quote:
Originally posted by str8outavannuys
In retrospect, the bet I SHOULD have made was that she'd do better than David Duval in this tournament. She was a slight underdog for that bet.

Duval shot +5 today.
How does this happen? I mean, I know he was a head case even when he was #1, but how do you go from being the best in the world to completely sucking ass?

It was clear that Tiger got into his head when Duval started working out like crazy to keep up. Did he just completely fuck up his swing during this period only to have it be lost forever? I know the swing is a delicate thing, but damn.

I never liked the guy. He had the absolute worst fist pump (even for a golfer). And the shades have to go. But I feel bad for him now. Poor pinkus.

TM

robustpuppy 07-07-2005 03:41 PM
Kramer, they're PAINTED ON!!!!
 
Quote:
Originally posted by ABBAKiss
I was reading the Cosmopolitan with Jessica Biel on the cover (no idea what month this was) this morning and there was a little Do It Yourself Guide for how to look smokin' hot at the beach.

Among the tips were:

a) Apply extra self-tanner to your inner and outer thighs to give the illusion of being slimmer; and

b) Apply half moons of extra self-tanner to the sides of your stomach to give the illusion of a nipped-in waist.

I can only imagine the horrible ways teenage girls will eff this up.
Don't worry. Their hair will be so fucked up from the sun-in that it will distract the eye from the self-tanning disasters.

greatwhitenorthchick 07-07-2005 03:41 PM
Kramer, they're PAINTED ON!!!!
 
Quote:
Originally posted by ABBAKiss
I can only imagine the horrible ways teenage girls will eff this up.
Not to mention Mariah Carey and her assistant.

ABBAKiss 07-07-2005 03:46 PM
Kramer, they're PAINTED ON!!!!
 
Quote:
Originally posted by robustpuppy
Don't worry. Their hair will be so fucked up from the sun-in that it will distract the eye from the self-tanning disasters.
Ohmygod SUN-IN!!!!! I love the effects of sun-in on hair that was not blonde to begin with.

robustpuppy 07-07-2005 03:46 PM
Kramer, they're PAINTED ON!!!!
 
Quote:
Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Not to mention Mariah Carey and her assistant.
You know, now that I scrutinize it, your avatar looks much tanner in certain places ...

ABBAKiss 07-07-2005 03:47 PM
Kramer, they're PAINTED ON!!!!
 
Quote:
Originally posted by robustpuppy
You know, now that I scrutinize it, your avatar looks much tanner in certain places ...
Is there a way to zoom out on that avatar?

notcasesensitive 07-07-2005 03:50 PM
unprepared k-race winner
 
Quote:
Originally posted by LessinSF
How did you post, then?
Interesting story, really. You know how chickens continue to run around for a period of time after their heads are cut off? Similar principle, really. I'm not sure how long my fingers will continue to type and click here, really it is anyone's guess. Perhaps you could send Spanky down to conduct a thorough investigation?

notcasesensitive 07-07-2005 03:53 PM
unprepared k-race winner
 
Quote:
Originally posted by robustpuppy
What a tasteless joke, on today of all days.
I am quite thoughtless.

dtb 07-07-2005 04:00 PM
unprepared k-race winner
 
Quote:
Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Interesting story, really. You know how chickens continue to run around for a period of time after their heads are cut off? Similar principle, really. I'm not sure how long my fingers will continue to type and click here, really it is anyone's guess. Perhaps you could send Spanky down to conduct a thorough investigation?
In fact, someone might be willing to make some action on that particular event. I'll take the over on 35 years.

Sidd Finch 07-07-2005 04:01 PM
Religious Nuts
 
Quote:
Originally posted by robustpuppy
Surely those fireworks did not compare to what we are seeing here today between TM and Sidd. I might have to whip off my shirt and expose my breasts to the screen so that they can share the fun.
How swollen are they these days? In my experience there's a point where the happy-preggo-boob-growth thing reaches a, well, tip-over point, so to speak.

Sidd Finch 07-07-2005 04:02 PM
unprepared k-race winner
 
Quote:
Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
And if you don't think your post about her focus on grammar when people are discussing their family members isn't the prime example of high-horsedness, then you'll have to excuse me if I don't think you know how to properly apply the term.
Fuck. Once again, I forgot to check with Thurgreed before posting, to my detriment.


(Do I need an emoticon to show you that this is a joke?)

bold_n_brazen 07-07-2005 04:08 PM
unprepared k-race winner
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Sidd Finch



(Do I need an emoticon to show you that this is a joke?)
If you can find one with tipping-over preggo boobs, I'll laugh. Out loud even.


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