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Here we go again....

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on our own
walking down the only road we've ever know--own
like drifters that were born to walk alo-one
...

Waitress
 

Nice work, penske.

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As seen above, a "yes" can change to a "no". The only evidence we have of a "no" changing to a "yes" is cinematically based.

(and Spanky hearsay)

Do the rules of evidence allow that sort of thing?

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Spanky's Theorem, inversely proven.

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Are you gonna sprawl all over a car for me?

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When Spankyland had lots of trees (nuts!), deer and cats it was a nice place. Then the herds of anorexic female members of the species began invading from places like Washington, DC and Serbia, forcing the native wildlife out. They seem to be a transient population, rapidly stripping the landscape and then moving on.

Renaming it the Big Board just reinforced that its nothing but billboards and parking lots there. Well, maybe a few nuts left, too.

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Yay! Discussion about which board covers what topic!

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Careful what you wish for. Ten years from now I'll be doing more than rapping your knuckles with a ruler.

Then again, you're probably pretty inured to pain at this point.

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I think Spanky intends to use the "She was askin for it, she was wearin' a short skirt..." defense, which would render such evidence admissable.

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Your radiantly glowing mother-to-be presence would be reward enough for me......although the knuckle rapping would certainly be a bonus.

eta: I can change?!?!

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You probably wax your car and would go all nuts if her water broke on it...

"My fuckin' IROC!!!!!!"

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If you don't like what he has to say, you don't have to read it. 99% of all businesses support what Burger had to say.

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I think you forget the "change in circumstances" exception. (I'm currently living this one.)

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Welcome change to the ass raping you usually get in the office, eh?

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So let me see if I follow ... Spanky is Anthony Michael Hall, and while at first he was clearly an objective 'no,' he's going to end up getting Molly Ringwald's panties and banging a passed-out-drunk sloppy-seconds cheerleader?

Go Eagles!!!!!
 

You're accusing me of driving an IROC?

I'm not the one who use to cruise for chicks on South Street, then head over to the Irish Pub.

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Bastard! Why did you have to remind me?!?!

[parents board] Atticus gave me an epidural and it was doing wonders blotting out the pain, although its use does diminish my worthiness (at least by his misogynistic judgmentalism). [/parents board]

Go Eagles!!!!!
 

If you go to ACL, e/o might let you park your IROC at her place.

This is my shit
 

And yet I'm so incredibly good at it. Apparently.

There's plenty of good music in his car, but my point was, in the music-as-torture game we play in the car, Gwen Stephani is the current form of torture. He's not gay, he just likes crappy music by the women of pop. At least there's no Mariah Carey. For that, I'd walk.

Go Eagles!!!!!
 

Sorry. I always confuse that with the Corvette.

Go Texas!!!!!
 

You created this mess Lizard - and the check is about to come due.

Feel free to let us know how it goes.

Go Chevrolet!!!!!
 

VROOM

Attention
 

This week's People magazine informs that the new catch phrase is "jumping the couch" as in Tom Cruise went all crazy on Oprah. Used in a sentence - "I used to think that guy was kinda nice and cute in a Grizzly Adams sort of way, but then he jumped the couch and showed up to my work and now, not so much."

Question for the timmies
 

So I'm reading an article about Denise Richards' new show Sex, Love & Secrets and the article says that through her divorce, she was a real trouper. I thought, that doesn't look right - it's trooper, isn't it? Is it trouper or trooper?
Then I look up trooper and it says trouper. Is this kind of like all right and alright?

Attention
 

Nicely done.

Go Texas!!!!!
 

Gatti is handling the negotiations with the networks for the pilot and dvd distribution. I'll post here if I can, but I may be bound by a CA until the first episode airs.

Sure you don't want to come? I have a large kitchen.

This is my shit
 

Translation: I would leave him, but I would do so in my really nice car.

TM

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How'd that crush work out for you? Requited? Did you ever show up at his workplace to discuss it?

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This line of posts is making me develop a crush on you. Which I know is unrequited. I will not show up at your workplace to discuss it.

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just fyi, the pretty lady is currently my internet girlfriend.

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I used to date a guy who drove an IROC. Like, when I was an adult. Yikes.

I also know a guy who drives a Delorean. He is very proud of it and thinks trim totally dig a guy who drives a Delorean. When I first saw it my comment was, "Why do you have a stainless steel car?"

My water did not break on either the IROC or the Delorean.

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This is true. However, I note that I have enough personal issues to go around. No need to fight here.

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Did you dump me because of my whole monogamy thing? Did the TITS!!! mean nothing?

Bringing up Baby
 

Et tu, Muffin?

My god, it's like Springtime at the Zoo around here. Fucking A.

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I merely crush her from afar.

Chicks dig the Delorean
 

Funny. You should have asked him if he went back to the future in it. Or if he found the cocaine that John Delorean stashed in all of his cars.

Chicks dig the Delorean
 

wow, hey, my first double post.
Now I get how that happens.

Chicks dig the Delorean
 

Since you and Hank are now dating, you should include more typos in your posts. It's cute when couples match.

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Dissent. Most elementary schools in California have eliminated cheerleader squads.