LawTalkers - Fashion Board 12-09-03 through 1-08-04

Originally posted by bilmore
Hey, when you hit 28,000 feet, the snow is whipping past your face, and your sherpa has taken a powder with your gear, the last thing in the world you need is to miss that next appointment.

If I took anything away from reading Into_Thin_Air, this is what it was.

ThurgreedMarshall

12-18-2003 05:32 PM

Weird Holiday Gifts

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Originally posted by mmm3587
Wait, you mean you weren't just telling a true story about the BMW your mentor got you? I don't get it. Why else would you tell that story? When you told it, I got all weepy, as I realized that I would never have as good a relationship with my (non-existant) mentor as you have with yours. And I wept for your hardship in general. Now, I feel amazingly hurt. Do you mean to suggest that you're just continually saying the exact same thing because you perceive some sort of childish conflict between us that you can't think of a way to keep going beyond saying the same thing over and over again and that you think it's pissing me off?

The concept of actually getting mad about something someone I don't know says on the internet is pretty amusing, though. I try to save all my rage for the minorities (and their mentors!) that I work with, not the ones on the internet!

Mission accomplished.

TM

Aloha Mr. Learned Hand

12-18-2003 05:33 PM

Good news

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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
The hangover is subsiding and my breasts are unbound.

Now that's a great hangover cure...

spookyfish

12-18-2003 05:34 PM

Atticus Outed?

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Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
Couldn't live without my little "laser."

http://www.nrk.no/img/205404.jpeg

Did you just call me Coltrane?

12-18-2003 05:35 PM

Good news

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Originally posted by Aloha Mr. Learned Hand
Now that's a great hangover cure...

B/c of the juxtaposition of your post, RT is now Phoebe Cates. Let's hope she is also perpetually removing her bra....

bilmore

12-18-2003 05:37 PM

whatever happened to good old fashioned greed

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Originally posted by purse junkie
This is why you need them, dear. Otherwise you'll cheerfully scratch yourself in front of 20 mutual friends assembled at your house for a Super Bowl party and genuinely wonder why your wife has left you the next morning.

That is completely circular reasoning. I need them so that they don't leave me? If they left me, I would be clueless, causing them to leave me? Sounds self-serving to me.

leagleaze

12-18-2003 05:45 PM

Ho Ho Hum.

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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Second of all, it was in response to leagle's "the nose wouldn't be satisfying" quote. So, it should be clear that no one was talking about a skeleton-type skull.

TM

You are confusing me and ltl? That's pretty funny.

Tyrone Slothrop

12-18-2003 05:50 PM

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Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
Once you actually own the house, you'll want this:

http://www.acehardwareoutlet.com/ima...ts/2124253.jpg

It's a stud finder with a built-in auto-levelling "laser." It casts a perfectly level red "laser" line across the entire length of your wall on either side. Perfect for picture frames and bookshelves. Couldn't live without my little "laser."

The results only look good, however, if you start with a fairly level house.

mmm3587

12-18-2003 05:52 PM

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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Mission accomplished.

TM

taxwonk

12-18-2003 05:56 PM

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Isn't that what the help is for? Hanging things and other manual labor?

leagleaze

12-18-2003 05:57 PM

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Originally posted by Sidd Finch
The current De Beers campaign is even worse. "You're a piece of shit. She's stuck with you. Buy her a big whapping rock to ease her pain."

I was in 30th street station the other day. They have placed at least 3 huge ads in there. Two hang from the wall. One of them says something about God making women and then taking however long to make a diamond. The other says something about how amazing it is she puts up with you. The third was on the floor and I didn't read what it said.

ThurgreedMarshall

12-18-2003 05:58 PM

Weird Holiday Gifts

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Originally posted by mmm3587
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TM

AngryMulletMan

12-18-2003 06:25 PM

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Originally posted by taxwonk
Isn't that what the help is for? Hanging things and other manual labor?

No, that's what weekends are for.

Me, I'm hoping for a cordless drill driver and practically anything from this catalog: http://www.lie-nielsen.com/

There's nothing better than a good tool under the holiday tree.

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