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Gattigap

07-27-2005 05:04 PM

Are we missing one?

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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Now I'm beginning to understand slave's arguments for federalism.

Or, more directly, Penske's.

greatwhitenorthchick

07-27-2005 05:07 PM

Am I too old

Quote:

Originally posted by ltl/fb
I don't think chatting about baseball is what Your Public wants to know. But that's nice.

Sorry. I've gotten so boring, I thought My Public had disappeared.

Last week I went out in a long blonde wig and we had sex in a bathroom stall, because he had never done that. Disguises are fun.

Oliver_Wendell_Ramone

07-27-2005 05:07 PM

Are we missing one?

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Originally posted by Bad_Rich_Chic
Has a poster met his untimely end?

http://msnbc.msn.com/id/8589349/

[Seattle man dies after sex with horse. But work safe. Really.]

There is lots of weird sexual stuff out there. With lots of it, even if it doesn't do anything for me, I can accept that somebody out there may get turned on. But for the life of me, I cannot figure out why anyone would want to be fucked in the ass by a horse.

Oliver_Wendell_Ramone

07-27-2005 05:11 PM

Am I too old

Quote:

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick

Last week I went out in a long blonde wig and we had sex in a bathroom stall, because he had never done that. Disguises are fun.

And I'm supposed to do work after reading that? Fuck.

ltl/fb

07-27-2005 05:15 PM

Are we missing one?

Quote:

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Even better:

"Although sex with animals is not illegal in Washington state, Urquhart said that investigators were looking into whether the farm, located in Enumclaw, 40 miles southeast of Seattle, allowed sex with smaller animals that resulted in animal cruelty, which is a crime.

“If you’re talking about sheep or goats, there could be some issues,” Urquhart said. "

OK, almost the whole article gets quoted in little pieces, and no one put these together?

Quote:

A Seattle man died after engaging in anal sex with a horse . . . an autopsy of the unnamed man concluded that “the manner of death was accidental ... due to perforation of the colon,”

Was the horse the catcher or the pitcher??

And I like the blond wig story. Thanks gwnc.

Oliver_Wendell_Ramone

07-27-2005 05:21 PM

Are we missing one?

Quote:

Originally posted by ltl/fb

Was the horse the catcher or the pitcher??

And I like the blond wig story. Thanks gwnc.

If the horse was catching, I don't think the dude would have ended up with a perforated colon. Why would anyone do this? It's not like the horse was gonna give him a reach around.

dtb	07-27-2005 05:25 PM

Am I too old

Quote:

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Sorry. I've gotten so boring, I thought My Public had disappeared.

Last week I went out in a long blonde wig and we had sex in a bathroom stall, because he had never done that. Disguises are fun.

Was that one of the wigs you offered to lend me? Does it have that magical effect every time you wear it?

If so, I accept your offer.

Not only are disguises fun, sometimes they are essential.

J. Fred Muggs

07-27-2005 05:26 PM

Are we missing one?

Quote:

Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
If the horse was catching, I don't think the dude would have ended up with a perforated colon. Why would anyone do this? It's not like the horse was gonna give him a reach around.

“The information that we have is that people would find this place via chat rooms on the Web,” said Sgt. John Urquhart of the King County Sheriff’s Department.

dtb	07-27-2005 05:28 PM

dtb

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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
If you go to the Parker Meridien webpage, it's all kind of cool/fancy and minimalist and shit, but instead of "location," they have in big letters: "Where we're at" - and you are supposed to click on that. wtf.

wtf, indeed. It's disgraceful.

Hank Chinaski

07-27-2005 05:30 PM

Am I too old

Quote:

Originally posted by taxwonk
You mean the list wasn't heartfelt? How ironic.

It was heartfelt- it fact it was a labor of love. His one true love is himself and one true passion is fucking with other people. Pathetic in a way.

Replaced_Texan

07-27-2005 05:31 PM

Am I too old

Quote:

Originally posted by dtb
Was that one of the wigs you offered to lend me? Does it have that magical effect every time you wear it?

If so, I accept your offer.

Not only are disguises fun, sometimes they are essential.

As, in some cases, keeping quiet about the probable consequences if one's husband were to find out.

dtb	07-27-2005 05:32 PM

Am I too old

Quote:

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
As, in some cases, keeping quiet about the probable consequences if one's husband were to find out.

For example.

Hank Chinaski

07-27-2005 05:33 PM

For Sebby

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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
I tend to do each of those, but not each time. Variety and all.

Except for the alphabet thing. Any guy who takes sex advice from Sam Kinison is hopeless (though there are, apparently, some fans of this technique).

Would keeping an image of Gallagher smashing a watermelon in mind be a good practice pointer?

Hank Chinaski

07-27-2005 05:35 PM

Are we missing one?

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I've seen movies where guys did hetero(?) sex with animals, but Penske took the horse up his ass. Everyone asked why the guy would want that- but what was the horse thinking? Whoever trained the horse has a potential career in Hollywood.

greatwhitenorthchick

07-27-2005 05:35 PM

Am I too old

Quote:

Unfortunately the blonde wig got a little damaged, but I have a lovely black one you are welcome to borrow. And yes, magical effect.

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