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paigowprincess 05-23-2005 05:42 PM

Kids these days
 
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
not sure. I guess I just don't want to rush anything. Plus it is fun now, and might not be so fun if I felt like I had to account to him for my behavior.
In the moment. Ironically, that approach is what will probably make this as smashing a success as you want it to be. Good for you.

sebastian_dangerfield 05-23-2005 05:42 PM

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Originally posted by paigowprincess
2) don't insult gwnc by calling her self described maybe boyfriend a fuck buddy. ANd don't demean her experience by discussing whether one needs to lay claim to a fuck buddy. Just bc you are trapped with the same anus for the rest of your life does not mean all the single people are merely out there prowling for sex. Just bc you cant does not make it true. Sorry to kill your voyeuristic fantasy from between the cheeks.
Your wrong about the "same anus" thing. Its a very dynamic anus, capable of dramatic changes based on how much oil and fiber his wife has in her diet. Its like the Grand Canyon - its a totally different vista in a rainy period vs. a drought.

Right now, I'm guessing its in a dry phase, as the Mrs. is probably eating less for Summer.

paigowprincess 05-23-2005 05:44 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Is "fuck buddy" inherently insulting?
Not inherently, not at all. But when MR makes assumptions, he makes an ass out of him and us. But asses sure are tasty.

ltl/fb 05-23-2005 05:44 PM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Your wrong about the "same anus" thing. Its a very dynamic anus, capable of dramatic changes based on how much oil and fiber his wife has in her diet. Its like the Grand Canyon - its a totally different vista in a rainy period vs. a drought.

Right now, I'm guessing its in a dry phase, as the Mrs. is probably eating less for Summer.
This was actually funny.

Where's coltrane?

http://www.cnn.com/2005/US/05/23/bui....ap/index.html

Mister_Ruysbroeck 05-23-2005 05:44 PM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Your wrong about the "same anus" thing. Its a very dynamic anus, capable of dramatic changes based on how much oil and fiber his wife has in her diet. Its like the Grand Canyon - its a totally different vista in a rainy period vs. a drought.

Right now, I'm guessing its in a dry phase, as the Mrs. is probably eating less for Summer.
That was disgusting in a funny way.

Mister_Ruysbroeck 05-23-2005 05:45 PM

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Originally posted by paigowprincess
1) I don't think you are in any position to call me a "fucking lunatic", Asslick.
You like "fucking retard" better?

paigowprincess 05-23-2005 05:46 PM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Your wrong about the "same anus" thing. Its a very dynamic anus, capable of dramatic changes based on how much oil and fiber his wife has in her diet. Its like the Grand Canyon - its a totally different vista in a rainy period vs. a drought.

Right now, I'm guessing its in a dry phase, as the Mrs. is probably eating less for Summer.
Hey, when I'm wrong, I'm wrong. Sorry, MR.

robustpuppy 05-23-2005 05:47 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
This was actually funny.

Where's coltrane?

http://www.cnn.com/2005/US/05/23/bui....ap/index.html
This will be lost on you, fringe, and should be lost on me, but why is CNN recycling ER plots? I thought it was supposed to be the other way around.

NotFromHere 05-23-2005 05:48 PM

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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Charges dropped and I think they sued the person that accused him of rape. I'm not sure why I know this - I think because I subscribe to a Canadian magazine that feels this kind of news is newsworthy.
Not that anyone cares, but the husband of the woman who claimed rape was sent to prison for 28 months on conspiracy charges. They took a $2 million settlement and then had the nerve to ask for more ($13.5 million) 2 years later. Jail time, but no restitution.

Mister_Ruysbroeck 05-23-2005 05:50 PM

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Originally posted by paigowprincess
3) Who the FUCK is Sequels?
Oh, and on this point: I'm sorry I don't mentally catalog every discussion on these forums. There are times when I go months and months without reading a single post and even when I am reading, I do a ton of skimming, so yeah, I miss a lot.

I am glad, however, that my ignorance on this point and others has given people an opportunity to chuckle. It's what I'm here for. Let me know if there's any other way I can be of service to you 4000+ posters.

paigowprincess 05-23-2005 05:50 PM

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Originally posted by Mister_Ruysbroeck
You like "fucking retard" better?
I have never met you and know little aobut you other than that you are a pasty guy who lives in the patch and hangs out with Rude Fats, and enjoys a nice ass sadwich. . But based on your oeuvre, I think its safe to say that my law school is better than yours.

sebastian_dangerfield 05-23-2005 05:51 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Don't watch TV at all lately. Pay attention.

I am betting sebby of all people is not more than minimally polite, let alone friendly, to strangers who talk to him who wouldn't be talking to him if they didn't want something (e.g. free legal advice) -- and being able to say "I hung with Leo" is way more valuable than free legal advice. Leave people the fuck alone.
Actually, I'm a very polite person if you don't do something to cause me to dislike you. And even then, I'm generally non-confrontational.

Mister_Ruysbroeck 05-23-2005 05:53 PM

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Originally posted by paigowprincess
I have never met you and know little aobut you other than that you are a pasty guy who lives in the patch and hangs out with Rude Fats, and enjoys a nice ass sadwich. . But based on your oeuvre, I think its safe to say that my law school is better than yours.
Classssssy.

paigowprincess 05-23-2005 05:53 PM

Kids these days
 
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Originally posted by Mister_Ruysbroeck
Oh, and on this point: I'm sorry I don't mentally catalog every discussion on these forums. There are times when I go months and months without reading a single post and even when I am reading, I do a ton of skimming, so yeah, I miss a lot.

I am glad, however, that my ignorance on this point and others has given people an opportunity to chuckle. It's what I'm here for. Let me know if there's any other way I can be of service to you 4000+ posters.
I think ltl needs a place to stay for the long weekend.

signed

a poster approaching her five thousandth anniversary.

paigowprincess 05-23-2005 05:54 PM

Kids these days
 
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Originally posted by Mister_Ruysbroeck
Classssssy.
Should I be flattered that you scroll by most posts but always read mine?


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