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dtb 07-27-2005 05:36 PM

Am I too old
 
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Unfortunately the blonde wig got a little damaged, but I have a lovely black one you are welcome to borrow. And yes, magical effect.
You are too kind.

Shape Shifter 07-27-2005 05:38 PM

Am I too old
 
Quote:

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Unfortunately the blonde wig got a little damaged, but I have a lovely black one you are welcome to borrow. And yes, magical effect.
Careful, dtb. You may never go back.

str8outavannuys 07-27-2005 05:39 PM

zing sizing
 
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
SUPER PUNCHOUT!

Great fighting! You're an up and coming boxer! (not googled, thank you very much)
Am I the only person who found that one out of every three or four times, Piston Hurricane was impossible to beat? Unlike that stiff Bald Bull, who was a one trick pony.

Replaced_Texan 07-27-2005 05:42 PM

I don't even have words to express how impressed I am with Thurgreed's momma's new ad campaign. How she managed to get the celebrity endorsement, I'll never know.

http://www.orange32.com/mother/ (spree: sound, video, probable uncontrollable laughter due to awe)

paigowprincess 07-27-2005 05:45 PM

Am I too old
 
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Originally posted by Penske_Account
Rumour has it that, relatively speaking, your arse is not fat. "Ping! Pow!
My arse is not fat relative to my not huge TITS? "Ping! Pow! Indeed.

LessinSF 07-27-2005 05:47 PM

Am I too old
 
Quote:

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Unfortunately the blonde wig got a little damaged ...
I have this image of Cameron Diaz in A Girl Called Mary.

dtb 07-27-2005 05:50 PM

Am I too old
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Careful, dtb. You may never go back.
I guess that's a risk I'll have to take.

Did you just call me Coltrane? 07-27-2005 05:54 PM

Am I too old
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Careful, dtb. You may never go back.
I've been wearing a blonde merkin for years. The chick's dig it!

paigowprincess 07-27-2005 05:55 PM

Yankee Magazine
 
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
My MIL bought the wife and I a subscription to Yankee magazine. Have you ever seen this magazine? It makes tiddlywinks seem wildly exciting. My God. Who the fuck is their audience? Its like a Readers Digest for severe, rigid Masshole conservatives. How does such an outift stay in business?
Hey there, Superstar. Don't you realize it wwhen I am paying tribute to you? You've done this schtick before. I liked it, paid it tribute witha paigow twist. Man, you are like a standup who just does the same (five) act(s) every night , but somehwere else. Get it catalogued.

ThurgreedMarshall 07-27-2005 06:03 PM

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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
I don't even have words to express how impressed I am with Thurgreed's momma's new ad campaign. How she managed to get the celebrity endorsement, I'll never know.

http://www.orange32.com/mother/ (spree: sound, video, probable uncontrollable laughter due to awe)
That is the single greatest thing ever put on the internet.

TM

sebastian_dangerfield 07-27-2005 06:07 PM

Yankee Magazine
 
Quote:

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Hey there, Superstar. Don't you realize it wwhen I am paying tribute to you? You've done this schtick before. I liked it, paid it tribute witha paigow twist. Man, you are like a standup who just does the same (five) act(s) every night , but somehwere else. Get it catalogued.
Shit. I used a retread. Motherfucker. The worst is doing that in conversations. I gotta stop drinking.

Aloha Mr. Learned Hand 07-27-2005 06:26 PM

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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
I don't even have words to express how impressed I am with Thurgreed's momma's new ad campaign. How she managed to get the celebrity endorsement, I'll never know.

http://www.orange32.com/mother/ (spree: sound, video, probable uncontrollable laughter due to awe)
They had Mr. T on the WGN morning news last week and ran that clip... hilarious. He sounds so angry telling people to love their mothers...

Penske_Account 07-27-2005 06:47 PM

they shoot horses, don't they?
 
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Originally posted by Bad_Rich_Chic
Has a poster met his untimely end?

http://msnbc.msn.com/id/8589349/

[Seattle man dies after sex with horse. But work safe. Really.]
the baby jesus loves all god's creatures, big and small (hi Hank!).

Pretty Little Flower 07-27-2005 07:51 PM

Am I too old
 
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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
It was heartfelt- it fact it was a labor of love. His one true love is himself and one true passion is fucking with other people. Pathetic in a way.
You're so cute when your angry. Except the cute part. You should try spin class. Work out all that aggression in a healthy, happy way.

Hank Chinaski 07-27-2005 08:43 PM

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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
That is the single greatest thing ever put on the internet.

TM
so you don't think she entered TMBD, or that wasn't so good?


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