LawTalkers - Making a buck cleaning Lester's spittle trays on Sequels' 22-year old supermodel abs

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Actually, I'm a very polite person if you don't do something to cause me to dislike you. And even then, I'm generally non-confrontational.

Unless you threaten to kill someone?

Mister_Ruysbroeck

05-23-2005 05:56 PM

Kids these days

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Originally posted by paigowprincess
I think ltl needs a place to stay for the long weekend.

She's in the 8000+ catagory, so I might even throw in a free breakfast buffet. Ass sandwich is a la carte.

Mister_Ruysbroeck

05-23-2005 05:58 PM

Kids these days

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Originally posted by paigowprincess
Should I be flattered that you scroll by most posts but always read mine?

Who's making assumptions now?

notcasesensitive

05-23-2005 05:59 PM

Kids these days

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Originally posted by Mister_Ruysbroeck
Oh, and on this point: I'm sorry I don't mentally catalog every discussion on these forums. There are times when I go months and months without reading a single post and even when I am reading, I do a ton of skimming, so yeah, I miss a lot.

I am glad, however, that my ignorance on this point and others has given people an opportunity to chuckle. It's what I'm here for. Let me know if there's any other way I can be of service to you 4000+ posters.

MR = SB? Who knew? Did you make up the lunchbox schtick because your mom made you brown bag as a kid?

Mister_Ruysbroeck

05-23-2005 06:01 PM

Kids these days

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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
MR = SB? Who knew? Did you make up the lunchbox schtick because your mom made you brown bag as a kid?

No. I was lucky. I got the discounted 20 punch meal ticket.

robustpuppy

05-23-2005 06:16 PM

Kids these days

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Originally posted by Mister_Ruysbroeck
No. I was lucky. I got the discounted 20 punch meal ticket.

Admin killed the board.

notcasesensitive

05-23-2005 06:22 PM

Rules To Live By

So I was at the wedding of one of Mr Man's siblings this weekend* (I'm sure you are all jealous), and I was joking around with his aunt and uncle that there were only two requirements for me at the reception:

1. Don't get so drunk that I throw up.
2. Don't look bored.

I believe I passed both tasks with flying (or not flying, in the case of task 1) colors. Anyone have any other in-law (or pseudo-in-law) rules that they put into practice when dealing with the whackos who raised/grew up with your bf/gf/spouse/other?

This entire post is just a ploy to get some sort of discussion of the in-laws out of sebby. Is the father-in-law more of a gran(d) marnier dude or a godiva liquor cat?

*no, bilmore, I did not do the funky chicken. or the dollar dance. and yes, I realize that makes me a humorless bitch.

Tyrone Slothrop

05-23-2005 06:25 PM

Rules To Live By

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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Anyone have any other in-law (or pseudo-in-law) rules that they put into practice when dealing with the whackos who raised/grew up with your bf/gf/spouse/other?

We will never again visit either family without having our own car (except in places with sufficient public transit), and the risk of insanity and/or criminal charges.

Replaced_Texan

05-23-2005 06:34 PM

Rules To Live By

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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
So I was at the wedding of one of Mr Man's siblings this weekend* (I'm sure you are all jealous), and I was joking around with his aunt and uncle that there were only two requirements for me at the reception:

1. Don't get so drunk that I throw up.
2. Don't look bored.

I believe I passed both tasks with flying (or not flying, in the case of task 1) colors. Anyone have any other in-law (or pseudo-in-law) rules that they put into practice when dealing with the whackos who raised/grew up with your bf/gf/spouse/other?

*no, bilmore, I did not do the funky chicken. or the dollar dance. and yes, I realize that makes me a humorless bitch.

I once got a call from my sister's then-boyfriend, who demanded that I pick her up from his sister's wedding. She broke rules 1 and 2. He broke the "don't leave me alone when I don't know a single soul here and there's an open bar and I know your mother hates me" rule.

greatwhitenorthchick

05-23-2005 06:47 PM

Rules To Live By

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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
I once got a call from my sister's then-boyfriend, who demanded that I pick her up from his sister's wedding. She broke rules 1 and 2. He broke the "don't leave me alone when I don't know a single soul here and there's an open bar and I know your mother hates me" rule.

Your sister sounds like so much fun. What is it with mothers and sons - my mother-in-law detested me.

notcasesensitive

05-23-2005 06:54 PM

Rules To Live By

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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Your sister sounds like so much fun. What is it with mothers and sons - my mother-in-law detested me.

My ex's mom always acted like she liked me, but I suspected otherwise. Maybe because I refused to believe that Hilary Clinton is the anti-christ (and did we mention she's a huge lesbian?!?).

Mr Man's mom seems to like me. I haven't made my views on Hilary Clinton known to her yet though.

bold_n_brazen

05-23-2005 06:55 PM

Rules To Live By

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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Your sister sounds like so much fun. What is it with mothers and sons - my mother-in-law detested me.

My MIL hated me too. Which I guess means she was right all along.

robustpuppy

05-23-2005 06:56 PM

Rules To Live By

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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Your sister sounds like so much fun. What is it with mothers and sons - my mother-in-law detested me.

You are a mindreader. The moment before I read your post, I thought to myself, RT's sister is so much fun.

And my ex's mother detested me, too. I would like to believe it's because I am RT's-sister-level fun, but I don't think that was it. I guess it's just as well I ultimately gave her a reason.

Pretty Little Flower

05-23-2005 06:58 PM

Rules To Live By

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Originally posted by notcasesensitive

*no, bilmore, I did not do the funky chicken. or the dollar dance. and yes, I realize that makes me a humorless bitch.

Yeah, but you did do that god damn motherfucking clink-clink-make-the-couple-kiss routine, you stupid fucking Jamaica-visiting, Zubaz-wearing, Mojito-drinking, spin-class-attending prole.

Mr. Man

05-23-2005 07:00 PM

Rules To Live By

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This, of course, led to the subsequent remark that "she is one classy lady that obviously demonstrates an interest in our family."

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