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spookyfish 08-25-2005 02:26 PM
Sexy Real Estate Agent
 
Quote:
Originally posted by robustpuppy
She'll fuck you in more ways than one.
Yes, but unlike an attorney, she'll stop fucking you after you're dead.

Did you just call me Coltrane? 08-25-2005 02:26 PM
Do You Recall?
 
Quote:
Originally posted by paigowprincess
peak foliage IYKWIM
You wear a full disco mitt in the summer? That's gotta be warm. And sandy.

notcasesensitive 08-25-2005 02:27 PM
Sexy Real Estate Agent
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Gattigap
And stairways, for that matter.
If you carry your own towel with, the shower is also an excellent alternative. Only if the empty house has already been thoroughly cleaned.

Did you just call me Coltrane? 08-25-2005 02:33 PM
Sexy Real Estate Agent
 
Quote:
Originally posted by notcasesensitive
If you carry your own towel with, the shower is also an excellent alternative. Only if the empty house has already been thoroughly cleaned.
No towel. Fuck again on the brand new carpet. That should dry you off.

Oliver_Wendell_Ramone 08-25-2005 02:34 PM
Sexy Real Estate Agent
 
Quote:
Originally posted by notcasesensitive
If you carry your own towel with, the shower is also an excellent alternative. Only if the empty house has already been thoroughly cleaned.
And assuming your not fucking Gwink. Unless you're a chick.

The beach and some serious Oregon Pinot and craft brew calls; later, y'all.

paigowprincess 08-25-2005 02:36 PM
Advice requested.
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I'm not the groom.

My future ILs already know what's in store for them. Luckily, Sequels' sister's husband is such a douchebag that I can do no wrong. It's like having an older sibling who was so awful that he/she paved the way for you to be the golden child. That happened to me, too.
I repopularized the word "douchebag". I also named Sequels. This stroy would not have been as good wthout me. I think we need an official Paigow Day to commemorate my years of contributions to the vernacular of this place.

greatwhitenorthchick 08-25-2005 02:36 PM
Sexy Real Estate Agent
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
No towel. Fuck again on the brand new carpet. That should dry you off.
mmmm, rugburn.

notcasesensitive 08-25-2005 02:37 PM
Sexy Real Estate Agent
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
No towel. Fuck again on the brand new carpet. That should dry you off.
My theoretical empty house has hardwoods. Actually, this is it:

http://losangeles.craigslist.org/apa/93261419.html

greatwhitenorthchick 08-25-2005 02:37 PM
Advice requested.
 
Quote:
Originally posted by paigowprincess
stuff
Did you know there is a dance mix of "I've never been to me"? I heard it the other day.

notcasesensitive 08-25-2005 02:38 PM
Advice requested.
 
Quote:
Originally posted by paigowprincess
I repopularized the word "douchebag". I also named Sequels. This stroy would not have been as good wthout me. I think we need an official Paigow Day to commemorate my years of contributions to the vernacular of this place.
"Ping! Pow!

Flinty_McFlint 08-25-2005 02:39 PM
Sexy Real Estate Agent
 
Quote:
Originally posted by spookyfish
Yes, but unlike an attorney, she'll stop fucking you after you're dead.
[Butthead] BOING!!![/Butthead]

Gattigap 08-25-2005 02:41 PM
Sexy Real Estate Agent
 
Quote:
Originally posted by notcasesensitive
My theoretical empty house has hardwoods. Actually, this is it:

http://losangeles.craigslist.org/apa/93261419.html
"Two large decks extending from 3rd unit plus 1500 sq foot rooftop deck, tiled in stone, sorrounded by glass walls, with large stainless steel grill, outdoor shower & 38 jets spa. The deck provides a 180 degree direct view of the ocean."

There. The pressing philosophical question of interior hardwoods vs. rugburns just became irrelevant.

fnordfnordhummingbird 08-25-2005 02:42 PM
Confidential to NCS
 
Quote:
Originally posted by NotFromHere
LOS ANGELES, California (Reuters) -- A 16-year-old actress who starred in the 2004 film "Sleepover" and appeared in the television show "Gilmore Girls" has vanished and is considered a runaway, police said Wednesday.

{etc}
Psst. If you're looking to nail NFH twice in one day for being behind the times, feel free to let her know that the kid was lost two weeks ago, and they've already found her.

paigowprincess 08-25-2005 02:42 PM
BB6
 
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Originally posted by str8outavannuys
2. Busto is the best derogatory nickname in reality TV history; part and parcel of the best verbal assault in reality TV hsitory. "I'm sure you have a nice life, Busto. It's your husband I feel sorry for."
So when Howie discusses how great looking Hurricane Howie is, is this in a Howard Stern King of ALl Media way, or in a narcissistic way?

Do you think he is Jewish? He has fleshy Jewish mouth (Hi bnb!) and is named Howie.

I bow to Howie's naming of people aned flames. He makes me look like a piker. I am naming my next pet Busto.

notcasesensitive 08-25-2005 02:45 PM
Confidential to NCS
 
Quote:
Originally posted by fnordfnordhummingbird
Psst. If you're looking to nail NFH twice in one day for being behind the times, feel free to let her know that the kid was lost two weeks ago, and they've already found her.
Thanks, man. Though in fairness to NFH, it appears that CNN.com is also behind the times on this one. Surprise, fucking, surprise.


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