I hope this is not too morbid for a Friday.
 

You mean besides Thurgreed and Penske?

I think RP and Shape Shifter might hit it off. I don't know about electric tzzzt stuff. All that is way too based on physical characteristics for me to guess about people who I have never (for the most part) met.

I hope this is not too morbid for a Friday.
 

Paigow and sebby. Sidd and AngryMulletMan. Bilmore and himself.

New Poll: Nicky or Paris?
 

"Old" money? Hilton hotels was started in this century. In Dallas.

It's old compared only to Bill Gates's stash.

And I'll go with Nicky.

I hope this is not too morbid for a Friday.
 

My childhood dog is somewhere in a cardbord box in my brother's apartment. I saw the box a couple of times when we were renovating the apartment this summer, and my brother swears that he's going to have a small ceremony for her and scatter her, but he can't bear to let the ashes go yet.

I hope this is not too morbid for a Friday.
 

I tried and it didn't work. I couldn't get the lid of the trunk shut. She packs a mighty kick for someone who's tied up.

I hope this is not too morbid for a Friday.
 

No, Seb and ltl
barely and lester (if she can get past the fact that he looks like Gareth without the two week heroin binge)

and dtb, dont just say Um No withotu saying why. Its nto bc you heart ATticus is it? Jealous?

I hope this is not too morbid for a Friday.
 

I imagine this will be me and Lester in a few years:

http://www3.telus.net/eddyelmer/Photos/muppets.jpg

I hope this is not too morbid for a Friday.
 

Is your brother going to be in the apartment for a while? Because, while renovating, you could just have walled the box up, and it would always be with him. Or, in any event, you'd always know where it was so you wouldn't risk losing it or throwing it out.

New Poll: Nicky or Paris?
 

http://www.befuddle.biz/celebs/image..._hilton017.jpg

Good lord I can't post a picture...http://www.befuddle.biz/celebs/image..._hilton017.jpg

I hope this is not too morbid for a Friday.
 

Wouldn't you be looking more like this:

http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com...ope_rom113.jpg

"Rear Entry" v. "Sex from behind"
 

I can usually fall asleep pretty quickly after an orgasm. The first thing I try if I can't sleep is masturbation.

John Slavesdow.
 

Uh no, so long as Slave can still afford a razor and a bottle of shoe polish and saves up for Botox, I am thinking this (and he keeps his current level of narcissism up)

http://www.muscleweb.com/john/page/images/index_02.jpg

New Poll: Nicky or Paris?
 

http://i.imdb.com/Photos/Events/2008...161390_400.jpg

http://i.imdb.com/Photos/Events/2089...408460_400.jpg

http://www.befuddle.biz/celebs/image..._hilton017.jpg

Dems' some fine pics, and I tried to hook a brutha' up, coltrane, but it ain't workin'. Damn copyright five-O.

I Pity the Fool
 

Boxer who claims he was the inspiration for the "Rocky" films suing Sly Stallone for $15 million. Claims he waited 28 years to sue because he expected Stallone to compensate him. Even Rocky V was what, 10 years ago? Good luck with that tolling argument... sheesh.

Transcript of first hearing on case:

Defense lawyer: Motion to Dismiss with prejudice, statute of limitations.
Judge: Granted.
Defense lawyer: Thank you.

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmp...allone_lawsuit

Matrix Revolutions
 

What brilliant acting has he done in LOTR? He doesn't stand out in that flick for me at all. Can anyone explain what they mean? I can see it in Matrix, where he completely stole the show, but LOTR?

TM

New Poll: Nicky or Paris?
 

I hope this is not too morbid for a Friday.
 

You wound us.

Penske

ps: I'm saving myself for PLF.

Matrix Revolutions
 

Recall the scene in Rivendell, when he's explaining that the Elves must leave Middle Earth, and he says, "I hate the smell of these people."

"Rear Entry" v. "Sex from behind"
 

So I got a copy of the Prosecutor's Summary of the Evidence in the Green River killer's case (guy who just pleaded to 48 murders). Here's what he said...
"During the sex act, he would tell women that he could only orgasm while entering her from behind. When the woman was on her knees "doggie style" he would get behind her. At the appropriate time,...Ridgeway said, after I got behind them penis/vagina, I would climax and usually the woman would raise her head...I would wrap my arm around her or put something around her neck and choke her."

Something to think about next time.

Interesting read about the thoughts and methods of a serial killer.

"Rear Entry" v. "Sex from behind"
 

Thanks!

I am a little confused by "after I got behind them penis/vagina, I would climax." Was he talking to penis/vagina?

"Rear Entry" v. "Sex from behind"
 

He was going to say rear entry but was afraid he might be misunderstood.

RP

"Rear Entry" v. "Sex from behind"
 

I think he meant, as opposed to, penis/anus.

"Rear Entry" v. "Sex from behind"
 

Lame. This guy is like the Hall & Oates of serial killers - plenty of output, no creativity.

John Slavesdow.
 

Good idea. I will clip that photo - minus the big head - and hand it to my trainer tomorrow.

s4(here come the big head jokes)e

"Rear Entry" v. "Sex from behind"
 

I feel the need to mock myself, but am not coming up with anything.

It's Friday -- someone come up with something insulting to reflect that after all of the discussion I participated in yesterday, I still didn't get this.

"Rear Entry" v. "Sex from behind"
 

Wrong.

You might be interested in the "sex with dead people" portion. Bringing the girls (dead) to work and having sex at lunch in the truck portion. That whole line of evidence should be creepy enough for you.

I hope this is not too morbid for a Friday.
 

In response to my very first post on the FB (under this moniker, that you know of, etc.), Fugee declared that BRC/DS and I were "separated at birth."

However, DS took a full year and a half before finally agreeing with me that women cannot wear leather shoes with evening formal, and I cannot tolerate that degree of conflict in my marriage. So file us under "not meant to be."

"Rear Entry" v. "Sex from behind"
 

Since, based on your avatar, you don't even seem to be able to get "giving head" right, I think we've all lost hope.

"Rear Entry" v. "Sex from behind"
 

ltl, you ignorant slut, penis/vagina is NOT the name of the trendy new drink that all the hipsters order these days to accompany their asian-fusion tapas.

I hope this is not too morbid for a Friday.
 

It did? Wow. I must have missed it the first time.

BR(or, I might possibly have been internally conflicted re: whether gilded shoes counted as leather or not, since you can't put gilt on fabric)C

I hope this is not too morbid for a Friday.
 

Ok, now I'm stressing about a pair of gilded leather sandals that I was planning on wearing with a long, full skirt to a formal wedding. Does the fact that the wedding is in Miami make a difference?

John Slavesdow.
 

Your trainer? You pay someone to tell you to lift weights? How narcissistic.

and by the way. I think the only people who want to resemble this guy are you, some gay men, and a bunch of noneck proles flabbing out on their couches. I think most people would mainly agree that this is not a good look.

Oh and nice shorts. Kinda like manpanties but more modest.

Slave Fan Club
 

Do you still have the photo of me as your wallpaper?

"Rear Entry" v. "Sex from behind"
 

This is certainly promising enough to move him up to Little River Band levels. Did he introduce any of the girls to coworkers? Take them to parties?

I hope this is not too morbid for a Friday.
 

I've been telling Sidd this for months but he has been playing hard to get.

AM(maybe he doesn't like blondes)M

Pogo the Clown
 

He's no John Wayne Gacy, i.e. no body of art work, no middle name, and no photos with former first ladies. Yet. Although I wouldn't be surprised if Ridgeway has an as yet undisclosed connection to Hillary.

Slave Fan Club
 

You mean the little chinese guy with the boobjob applying nair to his forearms? No. I am firewalled from the freak show website at this job.

Chi-Chi's in Beaver Causes Hepatitis Outbreak
 

From the Beavis and Butthead News Headlines That Cause Juvenile Snickering File --

Apparently there is a hepatitis outbreak in a Beaver, Pennsylvania Chi-Chi's mexican restaurant that has caused 3,000 to be vaccinated...

Here's the headline to the story:

2 Beaver Hepatitis Patients Put in Intensive Care

http://postgazette.com/breaking/20031106hepwebp2.asp

I hope this is not too morbid for a Friday.
 

Don't stress. I'm pretty sure that I resolved that "gilded sandals" = evening shoes of a substance not properly classifiable as "leather." God knows you can't wear them in the daytime, when you wear leather shoes, therefore they must be "other."

But we should check with Atticus, I guess, I'd hate to break his heart again.

I hope this is not too morbid for a Friday.
 

It's been clear to the rest of us for a long time. Everyone but Sidd is seeing eye to eye on this one.

You're the stripper, right?


edited to add: Accidental K! Like, ohmigod!