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Originally posted by paigowprincess
Nah, do what I do. Buy a sixteen ounce plastic bottle of odwalla. Dump out two thirds of it and pour in some RedBull and ketel ONe. People think you aer just having a nutritional breakfast.

Red Bull is either the most misunderstood beverage ever, or the vilest liquid ever purported to be intended for human consumption. If forced to either fuck Ben Stiller and Owen Wilson while watching Starsky and Hutch and Meet the Parents in a marathon or drink a Red Bull, I'm really not sure which I'd choose.

futbol fan

05-23-2005 07:38 PM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Well, at least you didn't get some older relatives piping in about how you needed to have a full Catholic Mass.

You should have seen the look on my Jewish best man's face when the holy water hit him.

sebastian_dangerfield

05-23-2005 07:39 PM

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Originally posted by robustpuppy
Red Bull is either the most misunderstood beverage ever, or the vilest liquid ever purported to be intended for human consumption. If forced to either fuck Ben Stiller and Owen Wilson while watching Starsky and Hutch and Meet the Parents in a marathon or drink a Red Bull, I'm really not sure which I'd choose.

Its like coffee. You don't drink it for taste.

paigowprincess

05-23-2005 07:39 PM

I hope zipper cat and beer pyramid cat are ok

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/dead_cats

spree: see the last two words of the link.

Oliver_Wendell_Ramone

05-23-2005 07:40 PM

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Originally posted by ironweed
You should have seen the look on my Jewish best man's face when the holy water hit him.

Could you see his face, what with all the smoke?

sebastian_dangerfield

05-23-2005 07:41 PM

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You should have seen the look on my Jewish best man's face when the holy water hit him.

You should have seen the look on mine when he realized someone was videotaping him in the back of the church when he smiled and said "So this is where they rape the altar boys" to my entire wedding party.

robustpuppy

05-23-2005 07:41 PM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Its like coffee. You don't drink it for taste.

So Red Bull is like fucking Ben Stiller - you don't do it because you find him attractive.

If coffee were vile, I would find another source of caffeine or a caffeine-like boost.

paigowprincess

05-23-2005 07:41 PM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Its like coffee. You don't drink it for taste.

I drink coffee for the scent, taste and the effect. Red Bull tastes like raspberry metal.

Did you just call me Coltrane?

05-23-2005 07:42 PM

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Now you're just being a snob. Owen's character in MTP is pretty damn funny. The rest of that movie is shit.

NotFromHere

05-23-2005 07:42 PM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Take a note - having a full [insert religion] ceremony with your marriage is fucking rude if you've a lot of non [insert religion] guests. The guests should be in and out in 25 minutes and drinking within 45 minutes of your and your old lady pressing your ugly mugs together. Anything less is exceedingly prole.

True. However, sometimes the priest tells you, during the rehearsal, that he's going to keep the service under half an hour only to later lie the next day and turn the ceremony into a 45 minute knees-locked-try-not-to-faint-while-holding-the-heaviest-bridesmaid-bouquet-ever-made marathon.

robustpuppy

05-23-2005 07:44 PM

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True. However, sometimes the priest tells you, during the rehearsal, that he's going to keep the service under half an hour only to later lie the next day and turn the ceremony into a 45 minute knees-locked-try-not-to-faint-while-holding-the-heaviest-bridesmaid-bouquet-ever-made marathon.

Fucking lying bastard priests, out on the loose torturing bridesmaids.

sebastian_dangerfield

05-23-2005 07:52 PM

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Originally posted by paigowprincess
I drink coffee for the scent, taste and the effect. Red Bull tastes like raspberry metal.

Hey, it is what it is. Until they make something other drink that wires you, I'm stuck drinking it.

ltl/fb

05-23-2005 07:55 PM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Hey, it is what it is. Until they make something other drink that wires you, I'm stuck drinking it.