LawTalkers - [hi less!!!]Where Everyone Knows Penske's Socks Don't Suck[/hi less!!!]!!!

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I am surprised NFH didn't post this already:
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/7421924/

'Me eat less cookies,' says Cookie Monster
Sesame Street character gets healthy, learns to control cravings

I'd normally rant, but this this is so goddamned appalling, linking the article and offering "res ipsa loquitor" is sufficient.

dtb	07-28-2005 11:42 AM

Happy Birthday

Quote:

Originally posted by Fashionable But Anonymous
Happy Birthday to a super-special someone. You'll get your present later this month.

Why, thank you. (YES!! It's ME!!!!)

However, this FBA thing is confusing -- because how will I know which present is from you if I don't know who you are?

Also, the month ends in 3 days -- I hope you use Fed Ex!

Not Bob

07-28-2005 11:42 AM

Happy Birthday

Quote:

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
It's been a long time since I've seen the FBA legitimately used. Should we get rid of it?

No. The fact that people misuse it doesn't mean that it is not sometimes necessary.

sebastian_dangerfield

07-28-2005 11:43 AM

Am I too old

Quote:

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Translation: I have the Assburgers, like Mr. Lipschitz.

TM

Don't you mean Mrs. Lipshitz, a/k/a Mrs. Ruysbroeck?

And FYI, she doesn't have the assburgers because Mr. Lipshitz licks hers cleaner than a Siamese cat's.*

* I watch my cat his lick his ass sometimes and think, "If I could, would I?"

Hank Chinaski

07-28-2005 11:43 AM

Happy Birthday

Quote:

Originally posted by Not Bob
No. The fact that people misuse it doesn't mean that it is not sometimes necessary.

So you were you the guy reading his wife's email?

nononono

07-28-2005 11:44 AM

zing sizing

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Originally posted by Mister_Ruysbroeck
You need a new avatar.

Deja vu.

I don't think you're in quite the avatar-aspersion-casting position.

ThurgreedMarshall

07-28-2005 11:44 AM

Happy Birthday

Quote:

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
It's been a long time since I've seen the FBA legitimately used. Should we get rid of it?

No. Pussies who misuse it should be flipped without warning.

TM

pony_trekker

07-28-2005 11:44 AM

Am I too old

Quote:

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
2. E street was one of the 5 best, not Born to Run.

5 best songs would include the theme from Friends. I heard that on the radio the other day and it really reminded me of what I've been missing. Hearing that song once a week, it was something I just took for granted would always be there, like my mother-in-law's chicken soup, but now years after cancellation it was a reminder of why we need hold tight to the best in life as long as we can....

.... I'll be there for you..... ????????

Well they're not anymore.

I agree -- that tune is a classic.

I hate to say it but I LOVE the Theme to "Drake and Josh."

Proof that America has hope

Seen at youth hockey game yesterday:

9 Year old wearing a shirt that said "Gabba Gabba Hey."

Shape Shifter

07-28-2005 11:46 AM

Happy Birthday

Quote:

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
No. Pussies who misuse it should be flipped without warning.

TM

Uh, when you say "flipped," what do you mean, exactly?

Not Bob

07-28-2005 11:48 AM

Happy Birthday

Quote:

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
So you were you the guy reading his wife's email?

No. That was cuckhold, a sock. I was the FBA guy who took out of town "depositions" with his colleague.

Replaced_Texan

07-28-2005 11:48 AM

Happy Birthday

Quote:

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
No. Pussies who misuse it should be flipped without warning.

TM

I'm too nice* to flip without warning, but from now on if anyone uses it for birthday, bar, wedding, baby or other personal notes, it will be flipped. Ya'll all have PM boxes. Use them. If you want to acknowledge someone's success publicly, do it under your own name or a sock of your own creation.

NOTE: This does not give license for those under sock limitation agreements to breach those agreements.

*You knew that.

ThurgreedMarshall

07-28-2005 11:49 AM

Am I too old

Quote:

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Don't you mean Mrs. Lipshitz, a/k/a Mrs. Ruysbroeck?

No. Mr. Lipschitz enjoys Mrs. Lipschitz's assburgers.

TM

Hank Chinaski

07-28-2005 11:50 AM

Happy Birthday

Quote:

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
I'm too nice* to flip without warning, but from now on if anyone uses it for birthday, bar, wedding, baby or other personal notes, it will be flipped. Ya'll all have PM boxes. Use them. If you want to acknowledge someone's success publicly, do it under your own name or a sock of your own creation.

NOTE: This does not give license for those under sock limitation agreements to breach those agreements.

*You knew that.

Sock limitation agreements? Those should be made public. We should know who has been abusive in the past and who not to suspect now. Like Megan's law.

robustpuppy

07-28-2005 11:51 AM

Happy Birthday

Quote:

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Sock limitation agreements? Those should be made public. We should know who has been abusive in the past and who not to suspect now. Like Megan's law.

Sockers are known recidivists.

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