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Paigs: You are the only person who replies to his posts anymore. If that isnt love, then what is?
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And people respond to your posts because it's the internet equivalent of teasing the mentally retarded.

sebastian_dangerfield

05-23-2005 08:18 PM

Rules To Live By

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Um, coffee?

Tried having four or five Irish coffees in one sitting lately?

Watchtower

05-23-2005 08:23 PM

Rules To Live By

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Well, at least you didn't get some older relatives piping in about how you needed to have a full Catholic Mass. I think I cut of a whole wing of the older generation of my family by saying that such a lengthy production would be rude to the majority of non-Catholic guests.

Take a note - having a full [insert religion] ceremony with your marriage is fucking rude if you've a lot of non [insert religion] guests. The guests should be in and out in 25 minutes and drinking within 45 minutes of your and your old lady pressing your ugly mugs together. Anything less is exceedingly prole.

Despite attending a church that has a 15 minute limit on wedding ceremonies, I disagree. I always find it interesting to see how other people's religions work, and have enjoyed the hour and a half full mass Catholic wedding and the hour and a half long service mostly in a language I didn't understand Jewish wedding that I have been to.

You are assuming that drinking with a bunch of random hicks is more interesting than going to church with them. As someone who does both regularly, I beg to differ.

ltl/fb

05-23-2005 08:25 PM

Rules To Live By

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Tried having four or five Irish coffees in one sitting lately?

Put more irish in, less coffee. WTF. You are so stupid.

Hank Chinaski

05-23-2005 08:28 PM

present for GGG gift for SB

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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
There was a book called "the apprenticeship of Duddy Kravitz", which got turned into a movie. It is a famous Canadian book.

A big, very good movie. Paigow, you should rent it.

Did you just call me Coltrane?

05-23-2005 08:30 PM

Rules To Live By

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Tried having four or five Irish coffees in one sitting lately?

Espresso and Frangelica. Yum.

I feel like a sissy just for writing that.

bold_n_brazen

05-23-2005 08:38 PM

Rules To Live By

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Originally posted by ironweed
You should have seen the look on my Jewish best man's face when the holy water hit him.

I was once asked to say grace at a catholic wedding. I was tempted to do the whole Baruch Atta Adonai thing, but refrained. Damn my mother for giving me a name that makes me sound like a catholic girl.

Hank Chinaski

05-23-2005 08:38 PM

Kids these days

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Originally posted by paigowprincess
1) I don't think you are in any position to call me a "fucking lunatic", Asslick.

2) don't insult gwnc by calling her self described maybe boyfriend a fuck buddy. ANd don't demean her experience by discussing whether one needs to lay claim to a fuck buddy. Just bc you are trapped with the same anus for the rest of your life does not mean all the single people are merely out there prowling for sex. Just bc you cant does not make it true. Sorry to kill your voyeuristic fantasy from between the cheeks.

3) Who the FUCK is Sequels?

Starting to be nice is easy. Keeping nice is the hard part. Try counting to ten before hitting post. If those of us who have become nice can support each other- well there's just no reason foer this not to be a really really positive place. :D :D

paigowprincess

05-23-2005 08:50 PM

Kids these days

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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Starting to be nice is easy. Keeping nice is the hard part. Try counting to ten before hitting post. If those of us who have become nice can support each other- well there's just no reason foer this not to be a really really positive place. :D :D

Well. there will always be pussies hiding behind socks that are not flipped. Fortunatley, most of thos socks go the way of Not ME- to the Land of Fu

SlaveNoMore

05-23-2005 09:00 PM

Sybil, Take 57

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Originally posted by paigowprincess
Well. there will always be pussies hiding behind socks that are not flipped. Fortunatley, most of thos socks go the way of Not ME- to the Land of Fu

Rather amusing that you - of all people - is now advocating the flipping of socks.

str8outavannuys

05-23-2005 09:21 PM

Paging str8

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Originally posted by paigowprincess
What are the AI odds now? IS Carrie still predicted to win bc I dont think so. How do i get in on that action?

Bo is the favorite now. Bet $69 to win $31. With Carrie you can bet $35 to win $65.

taxwonk

05-23-2005 09:25 PM

Then I said "what about 'Breakfast at Tiffanys'?"

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Some folks like Jar Jar Binks.... She's cute, no doubt about it. But is it double cheddar smothered in melted swiss to tell a 30ish woman she reminds you of AH? Yep. It smacks of a line pulled from a 1975 Playboy Advisor column, right next to the bit about how jazz gets women all hot and bothered.

Don't believe me? Check August 1975. In the same box with your pet rock and copy of Jonathon Livingston Seagull.

You leave me no choice to believe that you have this box, and you hide it on the shelf of your bedroom closet, behind the Izod sweaters you wear wrapped around your shoulders whenever you go out in your pink pants.

str8outavannuys

05-23-2005 09:31 PM

NBC is really fucking stupid

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Have you been to Toast for breakfast? I kind of want to try it this weekend, but am worried about having to wait a long time.

Hey Fringey, did you go? I used to live right there (before it was a crappy different place that nobody went to) and I thought it was ok, but nowhere near deserving of the crowds it got. I'm curious what you thought of it?

I'd go to the Farmer's Market for crepes (or Loteria) over Toast any day.

notcasesensitive

05-23-2005 09:33 PM

Somebody's Got A Case Of The Mondays

Minding my own business, when out of nowhere Heartbreaker by The Bee Gees planted itself in my head. So I wanted to share. Giver I am.

Why do you have to be a heartbreaker
Is it a lesson that I never knew
Gotta get out of the spell that I'm under
My love for you
Why do you have to be a heartbreaker
When I was bein' what you want me to be
Suddenly ev'rything I ever wanted has passed me by

taxwonk

05-23-2005 09:37 PM

Yale is so proud

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Originally posted by paigowprincess
What is this? Are you responding to every post with a chinese fortune cookie fortune?

Dan Quayle. I go away for three fucking days and the only thng worth reading when I come back to ketchup is Less quoting Dan Quayle? I weep.

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