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taxwonk 05-24-2005 01:13 AM
How embarrassing
 
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Don't get your tidy whiteys in a twist; its only a hand job.
1. I'm a boxers man, Commando.

2. She was talking fuck.

3. But she made a point of telling me she decided against it.

4. So I had to settle for a blow job. Her story about having sucked a lot of dick in LS may have some basis in the truth.

taxwonk 05-24-2005 01:14 AM
"Cuz it'll get yo girlie in the mood quicker"
 
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Well then come up with a better topic. If you aren't too tired from entertaining the out-of-towners during taxapalooza. About which, incidentally, ew.
See, that's why you never get invited.

taxwonk 05-24-2005 01:16 AM
present for GGG gift for SB
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
his character or his career?
Unfortunately, yes.

taxwonk 05-24-2005 01:23 AM
Kids these days
 
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Originally posted by Mister_Ruysbroeck
Oh, and on this point: I'm sorry I don't mentally catalog every discussion on these forums. There are times when I go months and months without reading a single post and even when I am reading, I do a ton of skimming, so yeah, I miss a lot.

I am glad, however, that my ignorance on this point and others has given people an opportunity to chuckle. It's what I'm here for. Let me know if there's any other way I can be of service to you 4000+ posters.
Fetch me a martini.

taxwonk 05-24-2005 01:31 AM
Rules To Live By
 
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
Red Bull is either the most misunderstood beverage ever, or the vilest liquid ever purported to be intended for human consumption. If forced to either fuck Ben Stiller and Owen Wilson while watching Starsky and Hutch and Meet the Parents in a marathon or drink a Red Bull, I'm really not sure which I'd choose.
I'd take the pegging, personally.

str8outavannuys 05-24-2005 02:37 AM
How embarrassing
 
Quote:
Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Its a publicity stunt.

If its not, and I were judge, here's how this piece of shit would end.

"I grant the defendant's motion to dismiss, with costs. You fucked a well known tramp in a public office building. Whatever harm came to you came at least more than 50% as a result of your own negligence. And you haven't disputed the truth of anything asserted. To quote my favorite Radiohead song, 'This is what you get.'"
You're on crack. If you're going that route, there are only two choices.

"In a fast german car/I'm amazed that I survived/An airbag saved my life."

Or "when I am king you will be first against the wall."

Granted, neither of those fit well into your draft opinion . . .

str8outavannuys 05-24-2005 02:39 AM
Holy Implants, Batman!
 
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Google says her:

http://img.ent.tom.com/images/yuan/40826an03.jpg

TM
I just thought everyone would want to see her again.

Mmmmmmm, ratio.

Anne Elk 05-24-2005 10:30 AM
Rules To Live By
 
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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
So I was at the wedding of one of Mr Man's siblings this weekend* (I'm sure you are all jealous), and I was joking around with his aunt and uncle that there were only two requirements for me at the reception:

*no, bilmore, I did not do the funky chicken. or the dollar dance. and yes, I realize that makes me a humorless bitch.
Did you do the Hokey Pokey? 'Cause that's what it is all about.

Mister_Ruysbroeck 05-24-2005 11:03 AM
Kids these days
 
Quote:
Originally posted by taxwonk
Fetch me a martini.
Only about 760 more posts and you'll qualify for one!

str8outavannuys 05-24-2005 11:20 AM
I am just a poor boy though my story's seldom told
 
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Originally posted by sunnybunny
Only Newfie I know is handicapped and in a wheel chair and bumps into things all the time. He's kinda loveable in that vulnerable kinda way. Though he drools too much for my taste.
It's been a long time since I've heard any Newfie jokes. Not sure that this counts as one, so here's my favorite:

This Newfie is going icefishing. He starts to drill a hole with
his auger when a loud booming voice says "THERE'S NO FISH DOWN THERE!"

So he stops drilling and moves a little ways and starts to drill again. The same voice booms "THERE'S NO FISH DOWN THERE!".

So he moves a little further and is about to drill again, but the voice immediately comes again "THERE"S NO FISH THERE EITHER!".

The Newf looks around and says "Who are you anyways? God?"

"NO I'M THE ARENA MANAGER!"

robustpuppy 05-24-2005 11:24 AM
Kids these days
 
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Originally posted by Mister_Ruysbroeck
Only about 760 more posts and you'll qualify for one!
You are sending mixed messages. Yesterday, having 4,000 posts was bad (although I can't imagine why an admin would want to discourage posting, especially on a slow day), today, you are going to reward wonk if he hits 4,000. Which is it?

str8outavannuys 05-24-2005 11:26 AM
Dude, I'm not the brightest star in the sky
 
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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Hey, dipshit, that would violate lawtalkers' no outing policy. Then you'll have plenty of time not to post here. Gold star, lots of billing, etc.
NCS: Please ban everyone who's ever mentioned me and Yale in the same post.

On another note, it's college reunion time coming up. Any NYCers know of any good ways to get from JFK to New Haven on Friday rush hour? I don't feel like renting a car. Am I stuck with making my way to Grand Central and jumping on Metro North?

spookyfish 05-24-2005 11:44 AM
Dude, I'm not the brightest star in the sky
 
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Originally posted by str8outavannuys
NCS: Please ban everyone who's ever mentioned me and Yale in the same post.

On another note, it's college reunion time coming up. Any NYCers know of any good ways to get from JFK to New Haven on Friday rush hour? I don't feel like renting a car. Am I stuck with making my way to Grand Central and jumping on Metro North?
I agree, casey. Ban him.

Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) 05-24-2005 11:49 AM
Dude, I'm not the brightest star in the sky
 
Quote:
Originally posted by str8outavannuys
Any NYCers know of any good ways to get from JFK to New Haven on Friday rush hour?
Rebook, and fly into Hartford? You're going into that fray on the friday of a long weekend? I'd get an airport shuttle, and a stack of paperbacks, and hope for the best.

Yale's standards for basic common sense clearly have fallen.

ltl/fb 05-24-2005 11:49 AM
Holy Implants, Batman!
 
Quote:
Originally posted by str8outavannuys
I just thought everyone would want to see her again.

Mmmmmmm, ratio.
She has no hips. I think for a good ratio there are supposed to be hips/ass to balance out the tits. She's just freakish.


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