Kramer, they're PAINTED ON!!!!
 

I am the queen of self-tanner as contour. Ask Thurgreed about my deftly contoured orange hands.

Religious Nuts
 

They are still no match for your man-tits.

unprepared k-race winner
 

I don't think anyone should be using emoticons after what happened today.

[Right back atcha.]

TM

unprepared k-race winner
 

I agree. :rolleyes:

unprepared k-race winner
 

How many terrorists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Watch Out, mmmmmmmmm
 

That was me; when I'm out and about I've occasionally used others' networks; my home network is my own because I need something I can rely on. I wouldn't use an open network with important stuff with a VPN set-up; I tunnel every connection through VPN now and it works great without too much concern about privacy.

The illegality is questionable, at best. There are simple, standard and free ways to set up wireless networks in ways that they are inaccessible without, essentially, breaking in. There are also numerous open public wireless networks that allow anyone passing by or in a coffee shop (for example) to have access. I'm skeptical that there are appropriate statutes addressing wifi networks that make it possible to get passed the "that access was not unauthorized" issue if they just prosecute under traditional hacking laws, at least for normal, everyday use of open networks. That ethicist guy in the NYTimes Magazine had a thing about this recently, I think.

Which reminds me, I need to get some new warchalking chalk!

stealing someone else's Yakov Smirnoff schtick
 

In Soviet Union, lightbulbs screw you!

How was the baseball game?

Religious Nuts
 

Str8's brother is out there taking risks and innovating and he doesn't want to turn away revenue. He also knows that dealing with crazy parents is like trying to get rid of moles. Wack one, another one pops up in another hole.

(or so I'm led to believe)

stealing someone else's Yakov Smirnoff schtick
 

What baseball game? (I'm taking the liberty of answering on SS's behalf.)

stealing someone else's Yakov Smirnoff schtick
 

the "baseball game." with the "IT chick."

stealing someone else's Yakov Smirnoff schtick
 

No home runs, a few errors, some interesting tactical moves, and a stiff elbow.

For the amount of money I spent on beer and margaritas, the Astros should be able to make some good late season acquisitions.

stealing someone else's Yakov Smirnoff schtick
 

How was the IT chick?

(I really want dtb's answer to this one.)

End it! End it now!
 

He'll land on his feet. Johnny Miller (former #1 then something just happened to his game) has got to be getting ready to retire.

stealing someone else's Yakov Smirnoff schtick
 

Follow along, Smarmy. I am the IT girl.

End it! End it now!
 

David Duval is socially awkward though. And not mean and nasty like Johnny Miller (as far as I can gather, and that's only because it would be hard to be as mean and nasty as mean and nasty Johnny Miller). So I don't think that's an option.