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If you were planning on coming back, you should have let me know when you were blubbering like a jackass after the funeral. This is some damn good pizza, though. Any parties coming up?

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How does RT look swimming naked in the pool?

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Come to ACL this year and you'll probably find out.

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Boing!

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I'm in.

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And I'm up.

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Oh wait. I know this.

Me.

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Apropos of the fine ABC Television situation comedy you are mocking, that chick was hot. I would have broken TM's rule to bang her.

who knew that paigow was the senior assistant deputy vice president? and had a beard?
 

So, I was talking to a client at dinner today after yet another successful out of town deposition, and he mentioned -- completely out of the blue, and truly apropos of nothing -- how bothered he was by the very existance of John Basedow and his weird body and his fake tan.

I nodded politely, ordered another Knob Creek, and waited for the mescaline to kick in.

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My guess is nipple clamps.

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More importantly, what does it say about Paigow?

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this is the point.
"wrong" isn't morally wrong- it is wrong in the sense of how Guy B (and the woman) behave within the group. They should have known, and even with guy A "approval," there's a decent chance the group of friends is going to get smaller over this one.

Is that a dildo in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
 

No, it's just the Whizzinator

spree: article from ESPN.com

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Whoa! What has gotten into our NotBob?!?

First, he drops the F-bomb a few weeks (days? who can tell anymore?) ago, and now he's talking about "banging" a "chick"?!

Strange days, indeed.

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The answer is in the sentance following the one you quote.

I have a new avatar for notBob:

http://www.nostalgiacentral.com/imag...icebtoklas.JPG

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What did you expect, you selfish jerk? It was a pizza funeral.

Pizza party coming up this weekend for the big game. I'll shoot you an evite.

TM

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Cool. Can I bring lo-berry?

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Check the temps for this weekend BEFORE you pack, okay? Thurgreed, I'd put plastic on the sofa if i were you, for lots of reasons.

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I like your style, Dude.*

*2


A good friend of mine had a man crush on the doctor character, who I think is now married to Alanis Morrissette. Unfortunately, I see nothing ironic about that.

Porn Has Completely Destroyed Me
 

I missed the fetish reference in the post -- what was it?

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Meanwhile, Guy A, in putting a guilt trip on his friends, is exhibiting self-interest to the detriment of people he cared about.

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Sure. Although last time he said he was showing up with a bunch of people (something about a call to arms) and he showed up alone and spent the whole party sitting and observing everyone else so he could be prepared in the unlikely event someone talked to him. It got uncomfortable after even PLF left and down lo-berry was still sitting in that same spot sipping his spritzer.

TM

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Are you in town yet? I'm actually afraid to meet you. I feel like you'll "force" me into a threesome or something.

maybe her ass looks really good
 

Because her face is showing signs of age:

http://www.hellomagazine.com/film/20...nnes-dop4a.jpg

What is the world coming to?

On another note, my ex-bf from highschool (divorced, re-married (girl he dumped me for in highschool), one kid) just emailed me saying he would be home this summer and asked me if I was coming home too. Then he said, if we didn't meet up, he would make a little shrine to me at this bar/coffee house we used to hang out at. Then he said "it wasn't the coolest place in the world, but at least it was ours." This made me run to close my office door before I burst into sobs. Waaahhh!!!! I think I must have bad pms or something because wtf. I'm losing my fucking mind.

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It seems to me that the only difference between our opinions has to do with the timing. I think two months is not long enough to do some shit like that. You don't seem to have a problem with it. So, what's your cutoff? Is an ex fair game 30 seconds after you break up with them? If your friend fucked your ex that same night, is that cool? When does it become okay for you?

Guilt trip to the detriment of your friend who is fucking your ex and your ex who is fucking your friend. Give me an extra large break.

TM

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I think it's less of a time thing and more of a consent thing. B/c of the apparent nature of Guy A and Guy B's friendship (which seems very close), Guy B should ask Guy A if their friendship will be jeopardized if he asks out Girl.

The above may have already been said, but I haven't been paying attention.

In other words, chicks are a dime a dozen, but friends are for life.

maybe her ass looks really good
 

Don't take it so hard. I hear he is a racist fuck.

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I never force these things. They just sort of, you know, happen. I'm magical.

In other news, it is a Commando Thursday.

maybe her ass looks really good
 

I bet his best friend from hs is dating the Ex and he's trying to get back at her.

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You, ABBA, and wonk?

but you're blick
 

http://www.ew.com/ew/report/0,6115,1059677_3_0_,00.html

Chappelle in psych hospital -- With its star hospitalized in South Africa, ''Chappelle's Show'' is unlikely to return to Comedy Central for a third season

Comedian Dave Chappelle has checked himself into a mental health facility in South Africa and has remained there since late April, according to a source close to the situation. The same source denies rumors of drug abuse. Other sources have also told EW that the future of Chappelle's Show — the hit Comedy Central series that was entering its third season — is more uncertain than the network has suggested.

TM

maybe her ass looks really good
 

Actually, when he remarried, he married the girl he dumped me for in hs. After having an affair with me when he was married to his first wife. O, what a tangled web we weave.

I'm totally over the crying now, btw.

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In this situation, isn't the girl a friend of both Guy A and Guy B? I want my friends to be happy. I would wish them well. And, in similar situations, I have. One of my friends is married to a college boyfriend of mine. I see them regularly.

ETA they have two children.

maybe her ass looks really good
 

I have no idea who this is.

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Brenda and Brandon both got over the whole Dylan and Kelly thing, and those two fucked around while they were still dating their respective Walshes. Sure, Brenda left town and turned into a real witch, but that wasn't anybody else's fault.

What RT's group needs is a Valerie for everyone to hate.

maybe her ass looks really good
 

Catherine Deneuve. Ass-face chick. Get with the program.

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We were on a BREAK!

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Traditionally, this has been my role.

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Everybody wanted to fuck Val, too.

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Leave Dylan out of this! He can do what he wants with his life.

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Yummy