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ABBAKiss

08-12-2005 01:04 PM

Bringing up Baby

Quote:

Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
Et tu, Muffin?

My god, it's like Springtime at the Zoo around here. Fucking A.

I am not pregnant, or if I am, the sperm are still swimming.

Penske_Account

08-12-2005 01:05 PM

I don't know if I should post this here, or on the new Spanky Board

Quote:

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
How'd that crush work out for you? Requited? Did you ever show up at his workplace to discuss it?

Ask any GA who has visited me, I have an open door policy. And all the stale jelly bellies you can eat.

ABBAKiss

08-12-2005 01:06 PM

Chicks dig the Delorean

Quote:

Originally posted by NotFromHere
Funny. You should have asked him if he went back to the future in it. Or if he found the cocaine that John Delorean stashed in all of his cars.

I know that he found the cocaine. I did not snort any off his ass though. It occurs to me that I haven't thought snorting cocaine was a good idea for a while now, not even off a stripper TITS....am I mature?

NotFromHere

08-12-2005 01:06 PM

Chicks dig the Delorean

Quote:

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Since you and Hank are now dating, you should include more typos in your posts. It's cute when couples match.

I am dating Penske, npi, who promised to take me to a Seahawk game. Whomever is dating Hank is an imposteur, iykwimaittyd.

Hank Chinaski

08-12-2005 01:13 PM

Chicks dig the Delorean

Quote:

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Since you and Hank are now dating, you should include more typos in your posts. It's cute when couples match.

Fuck you. I may tease her, but I'll be damned if I'll let anyone of you knuckle heads make fun of my sugarpie.

Penske_Account

08-12-2005 01:15 PM

Bringing up Baby

Quote:

Originally posted by ABBAKiss
I am not pregnant, or if I am, the sperm are still swimming.

Cream pie alert!

SlaveNoMore

08-12-2005 01:16 PM

Chicks dig the Delorean

Quote:

ABBAKiss
I know that he found the cocaine. I did not snort any off his ass though. It occurs to me that I haven't thought snorting cocaine was a good idea for a while now, not even off a stripper TITS....am I mature?

No. Just old.

Shape Shifter

08-12-2005 01:16 PM

Chicks dig the Delorean

Quote:

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Fuck you. I may tease her, but I'll be damned if I'll let anyone of you knuckle heads make fun of my sugarpie.

Funny, I never really pictured you as liking Gwen Stefani.

ABBAKiss

08-12-2005 01:16 PM

Bringing up Baby

Quote:

Originally posted by Penske_Account
Cream pie alert!

Are trying to imply that I am a fat not-yet-pregnant?

Penske_Account

08-12-2005 01:17 PM

Chicks dig the Delorean

Quote:

Originally posted by NotFromHere
I am dating Penske, npi, who promised to take me to a Seahawk game. .

Word. [sorry Ty!] And then later to the wine cellar [/sorry Ty!]

Quote:

Originally posted by NotFromHere
Whomever is dating Hank is an imposteur, iykwimaittyd.

Y, id.

ABBAKiss

08-12-2005 01:17 PM

Chicks dig the Delorean

Quote:

Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
No. Just old.

When did you start hating me and why.

Hank Chinaski

08-12-2005 01:19 PM

Chicks dig the Delorean

Quote:

Originally posted by ABBAKiss
When did you start hating me and why.

If you're still causing the condo association to consider kicking you out due to sex and party noise, then you my friend are still young.

Penske_Account

08-12-2005 01:19 PM

Bringing up Baby

Quote:

Originally posted by ABBAKiss
Are trying to imply that I am a fat not-yet-pregnant?

No. Just hot. And TITsy.

NotFromHere

08-12-2005 01:20 PM

Bringing up Baby

Quote:

Originally posted by ABBAKiss
I am not pregnant, or if I am, the sperm are still swimming.

I sympathize, but we can't pull out, Bush says

eta, it was the statement, not the article. The article is politically based and not appropriate here. However, the obvious reference to pull and pray was not to be missed.

SlaveNoMore

08-12-2005 01:21 PM

Chicks dig the Delorean

Quote:

ABBAKiss
When did you start hating me and why.

How could I hate my muffin?

[Oversensitivity is a sign of aging, you know]

Hank Chinaski

08-12-2005 01:27 PM

Bringing up Baby

Quote:

Originally posted by NotFromHere
I sympathize, but we can't pull out, Bush says

eta, it was the statement, not the article. The article is politically based and not appropriate here. However, the obvious reference to pull and pray was not to be missed.

If we have kids, I hope they have your ears!

greatwhitenorthchick

08-12-2005 01:30 PM

I don't know if I should post this here, or on the new Spanky Board

Quote:

Originally posted by ABBAKiss
Did you dump me because of my whole monogamy thing? Did the TITS!!! mean nothing?

no dumpage - I can have as many internet girlfriends as I like!

notcasesensitive

08-12-2005 01:34 PM

Bringing up Baby

Quote:

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
stuff

Yay! I made a Hank signature line! I don't think I've ever been quoted in a sig line before. I must be Gallant.

dtb	08-12-2005 01:38 PM

I don't know if I should post this here, or on the new Spanky Board

Quote:

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
just fyi, the pretty lady is currently my internet girlfriend.

Yeah, BnB. Moving in on another's internet girlfriend is totally uncool.

You're better than that.

robustpuppy

08-12-2005 01:50 PM

I don't know if I should post this here, or on the new Spanky Board

Quote:

Originally posted by dtb
Yeah, BnB. Moving in on another's internet girlfriend is totally uncool.

You're better than that.

What about moving in on another's internet boyfriend, Missy?

dtb	08-12-2005 02:05 PM

I don't know if I should post this here, or on the new Spanky Board

Quote:

Originally posted by robustpuppy
What about moving in on another's internet boyfriend, Missy?

What about it?

Shape Shifter

08-12-2005 02:11 PM

Totally Stoked

http://www.slate.com/id/2124309/?nav=tap3

(Article about a 9-story skateboard ramp)

I've seen this on the X Games, and all I can say is that these guys are fucking insane. Dropping into a 12-foot ramp for the first time is daunting enough (not to mention the first time after you land flat at the bottom). I can't even imagine doing this.

robustpuppy

08-12-2005 02:12 PM

I don't know if I should post this here, or on the new Spanky Board

Quote:

Originally posted by dtb
What about it?

It's sluty.

bold_n_brazen

08-12-2005 02:13 PM

I don't know if I should post this here, or on the new Spanky Board

Quote:

Originally posted by dtb
Yeah, BnB. Moving in on another's internet girlfriend is totally uncool.

You're better than that.

I did not move in. I admired from afar. It's so totally different.

dtb	08-12-2005 02:17 PM

I don't know if I should post this here, or on the new Spanky Board

Quote:

Originally posted by robustpuppy
It's sluty.

That's a good tip! I will now know what to do if I want to be a contender for slutiest.

GWNC, any other ideas?

dtb	08-12-2005 02:18 PM

I don't know if I should post this here, or on the new Spanky Board

Quote:

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
I did not move in. I admired from afar. It's so totally different.

All right, then. Dismissed without prejudice.

(I have no idea what that means -- it just sounds all legal and shit.)

Shape Shifter

08-12-2005 02:19 PM

I don't know if I should post this here, or on the new Spanky Board

Quote:

Originally posted by dtb
That's a good tip! I will now know what to do if I want to be a contender for slutiest.

GWNC, any other ideas?

Check your PM.

greatwhitenorthchick

08-12-2005 02:19 PM

I don't know if I should post this here, or on the new Spanky Board

Quote:

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
I did not move in. I admired from afar. It's so totally different.

I agree and I appreciate it.

notcasesensitive

08-12-2005 02:20 PM

Totally Stoked

Quote:

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
http://www.slate.com/id/2124309/?nav=tap3

(Article about a 9-story skateboard ramp)

I've seen this on the X Games, and all I can say is that these guys are fucking insane. Dropping into a 12-foot ramp for the first time is daunting enough (not to mention the first time after you land flat at the bottom). I can't even imagine doing this.

It is huge. We've watched the construction for the past month. Taller than the Staples Center.

Looks scary as hell.

ltl/fb

08-12-2005 02:21 PM

I don't know if I should post this here, or on the new Spanky Board

Quote:

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Check your PM.

cc me on those.

dtb	08-12-2005 02:21 PM

I don't know if I should post this here, or on the new Spanky Board

Quote:

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Check your PM.

Gotcha.

robustpuppy

08-12-2005 02:21 PM

I don't know if I should post this here, or on the new Spanky Board

Quote:

Originally posted by dtb
Gotcha.

That is so tacky.

dtb	08-12-2005 02:23 PM

I don't know if I should post this here, or on the new Spanky Board

Quote:

Originally posted by robustpuppy
That is so tacky.

More than tacky -- it's positively sticky.

ThurgreedMarshall

08-12-2005 02:27 PM

Chicks dig the Delorean

Quote:

Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
How could I hate my muffin?

[Oversensitivity is a sign of aging, you know]

You're starting to sound like balt.

TM

greatwhitenorthchick

08-12-2005 02:30 PM

I don't know if I should post this here, or on the new Spanky Board

Quote:

Originally posted by dtb
That's a good tip! I will now know what to do if I want to be a contender for slutiest.

GWNC, any other ideas?

Read this book:

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/09...CLZZZZZZZ_.jpg

bold_n_brazen

08-12-2005 02:32 PM

I don't know if I should post this here, or on the new Spanky Board

Quote:

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Read this book:

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/09...CLZZZZZZZ_.jpg

Do you suppose Sadie Allison's mother is proud that her daughter is a penis genius?

greatwhitenorthchick

08-12-2005 02:34 PM

I don't know if I should post this here, or on the new Spanky Board

Quote:

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
Do you suppose Sadie Allison's mother is proud that her daughter is a penis genius?

According to Adam Carrolla, no less.

Shape Shifter

08-12-2005 02:35 PM

Totally Stoked

Quote:

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
It is huge. We've watched the construction for the past month. Taller than the Staples Center.

Looks scary as hell.

The first time I dropped into a 12-foot ramp (not coincidentally, also the first time I fell flat at the bottom. It hurts.) I was surprised by the g-force once I hit the transition. I don't see how they remain upright after dropping in from 9 stories.

bold_n_brazen

08-12-2005 02:36 PM

I don't know if I should post this here, or on the new Spanky Board

Quote:

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
According to Adam Carrolla, no less.

And Adam Carrolla knows penises.