Dude, I'm not the brightest star in the sky
 

You're assuming they were once high? What, did your father go to Yale?

Dude, I'm not the brightest star in the sky
 

I'm feeling kind of carsick just thinking about that. LOL, if the a/c goes out, the exhaust smell alone . . .

Dude, I'm not the brightest star in the sky
 

The logic displayed here confirms that you went to a worse law school than sunny.

Holy Implants, Batman!
 

Thats hardly the primary reason she's freakish.

The implant thing is out of hand. Everybody has them these days, but they all seem to be getting those cheap "bubble tits" jobs that hacks will perform for $4K. Looks like shit. A good boob job should be very conservative, and it should really hurt your pocketbook. If the top curves over to the point that there's no semblance of a teardrop left, you've gone too big.

I see gaggles of these fake baked, over-made up, bad blonde highlights, 5'2 chicks with these enormous d sized implants all over this town. Its gross. They look like shit. WTF is the matter with people? Is this just a Philly thing or is every town packed with these cheesy chicks?

Dude, I'm not the brightest star in the sky
 

But did he spend as much time sucking dick?

Dude, I'm not the brightest star in the sky
 

You went to Yale?

Wagner Love
 

So how come no chatter about CSKA Moscow? Or the Arsenal/Man U game? Hell, I'm even up on my French (yawn, Lyon encore) and Spanish (Barca! Barca!) and Serie A (why Parma, why) crap.

Well anyways, I think Sporting Lisbon obviously dominated the first 60 minutes. Shows what happens when you fail to put a team away, I guess. Good for mother Russia though, they seemed to be celebrating with enthusiasm in Moscow.

Wagner Love
 

Yeah, no shit.

I think Flower's around to talk about Jose Mourinho's personal grooming habits if that turns you on.

Dude, I'm not the brightest star in the sky
 

2.

You could take an Amtrak Metroliner from Penn. They have the bar car.

Dude, I'm not the brightest star in the sky
 

The local Harvard Club always arranges that sort of thing for me. Do you want to drop my name?

Wagner Love
 

I haven't seen any of the games (fucking FSC seems to be showing nothing but infommercials these days). I did read about the FA Cup final. Sounds like a hell of a game.

So, who's tuning into the Champions League final this afternoon? soccernet.com will have it on GameCast.

On another note, the Revolution are undefeated, the US plays England on Saturday afternoon and my indoor team kicked ass last night. We won both games handily and play for the title in two weeks.

Ironweed - is O'Neill's leaving a good thing?

Holy Implants, Batman!
 

Uh. No.

I was at a bar on Sunday night ranking boob jobs with a friend of mine. We had a blast. The women strut into the bar, chest out, asking people to stare at them. We stared, then discussed in detail the relative merits of each boob job. I can't say that any of them were particularly good, but we were slumming in a cheap ass pseudo-yuppie bar because a friend of ours was playing there, so we should have known better.

Wagner Love
 

I was talked into watching the FA Cup final by a friend of mine from the UK who supports anyone but ManU. ManU should have won, there were a few highlights, but that game demonstrated why soccer will never catch on in the US as a spectator sport. 120 minutes of a nil-nil draw and decided by the sporting equivalent of a coin toss. If I gave a shit about either team I might not have found it such a painful waste of time.

I will check the scores on the CL final but after this weekend I really couldn't give a shit.

O'Neill's leaving is most definitely not a good thing, especially since his likely replacement is Gordon Strachan, a mediocre (and currently unemployed) manager who left his last coaching job in Southampton complaining of "stress." O'Neill's heart hasn't been in the job this year, mainly I think due to his wife's illness, but he is still the best manager the club has had since Jock Stein. We are in a world of shit.

ETA: did I mention that I don't give a shit enough in the above post? Good god.

Wagner Love
 

You know San Antonio and Detroit are heading for the best finals in years, but after some of the best conference finals in years? You should watch that now that soccer is done.

Holy Implants, Batman!
 

Do they also work the cheese uniform with all the gobs of makeup and bad dyed hair and stripper outfits type shit? Thes town is packed with that gig. They all look like bad versions of Marissa Tomei's character in My Cousin Vinnie.

There are a lot of stereotypes out there like Marissa Tomei's character, which are based on real people. These stereotypes are fairly well skewered by the media. So why do people persist in acting like them anyway? Don't these people watch SNL, or Chappelle, or South Park or the Simpsons or any other show that rips on stereotypes and think "Shit, they're making fun of me... maybe I'm a fucking joke... I should clean up my act."