Random deep thoughts from a shallow poster.
 

Rap does nothing for me. I've tried. More than once. I've tried to use it to keep my pace when I'm running, etc. Nothing.

Happy Birthday
 

I don't really see what the big deal is about using FBA to wish someone a happy birthday. But I've admitted to liking some of pesnke's socks, so perhaps I'm not the best judge of these matters.

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I thought it was like that Mary Poppins song:

"Chim Chimeny Chim Chimeny Chim Chim Cheroo!"

except not exactly.

Happy Birthday
 

Happy Birthday to a very special someone. You know who you are and you are so special to me that I am willing to run the risk that someone at my firm will figure out if any of my internet friends whose birthdays I happen to know actually have birthdays today, and narrow it down from there that I am RP.

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OMG, I was just singing that in my head. You really do have a sixth sense.

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MR's is representative of him (or at least his persona here). Yours, fair or not, just reminds me of the lame avatars incorporated by our former poster (sometime lurker?) Greedy-times-3 during his random-black-and-white-photo phase. That was not a good period for me, so you take the brunt of it. You have not developed enough of a persona to me yet for me to make a suggestion other than to say get some color there, girl, but when I know you better, I'll offer something up.

n(nicer to newbers for the summer!)cs

Happy Birthday
 

Wow. Thanks.

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Christ, you're irritating.

http://www.robertdoisneau.com/largewanda.htm

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A nine month vacation from her life once the enchilada pops out, you mean? Last nine months of freedom? Oh, I'm projecting here, aren't I? Sorry.

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I like her, and I'm not tired of her yet. I will consider color, though, for the future.

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No. Nine months of sitting on her ass, eating whatever she wants and having people do her bidding.

Speaking of Birthdays
 

Yesterday I was in a bookstore trying to stay cool, and after browsing through The Very Best Baby Name Book In The Whole Fucking Universe, my sperm donor and I came across a sexual position a day book (imagine, right there in the baby and family section!!). The position for my birthday involved his sitting in a rocking chair while I assume (tee hee!) a wheelbarrow position with my hands on the floor. Obviously this is one we're going to have to save for 2006. But I digress.

It was the titles of the positions that really amused me. E.g., the position for the putative father's birthday is called "The HindQuarterly Review," and it involves the woman bent over a desk while the man sits in an office chair behind her.

And I'm not sure if this one falls on Fringey's birthday, but there's a MFM double penetration scenario called "When Harry Met Sally and Frank."

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Damn. I've played this thing all wrong.

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Is that a face between her thighs?

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Why yes, it is. Well, it's the back of the head of an audience member. It's cropped out of the full pic I included above.