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Ah, yes, the mouth. A nice mouth is very good!

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That's not what McGreevey said.

TM

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Here's the thing. You think you're this guy:
http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/7261/Darcy1.jpg

But you're really this guy (the one on the left):
http://dvdownunder.com.au/images/scr...ts/pandp_1.jpg

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I think the one on the right is the chick from fringey's dream.

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Quit raining on my dream. The "chick" from my dream was way better looking, and your characterization makes that guy the guy in my dream and, suddenly, the dream has become a nightmare.

Nice job. REEAAAL nice.

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An empire waistline can hide a multitude of sins.

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Damn, I just want to take that silk from around his neck, tie him up with it, and ride him till he cries.

Happy weekend, everyone!

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I dunno. I think I see a tent in "her" dress.

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Given the opportunity, you'd fuck a Governor too.

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I think I'm going to cry.

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Great. Now I have the lovely mental image of Slave getting my governor all pumped up.

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Though their tax policies are not acceptable, that's pretty hot. I am imagining your governor younger/hotter and Slave hot.

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http://snltranscripts.jt.org/88/pics/88ghansfranz2.jpg
Arnold Schwartzenegger: Hello, hello. I am back!

Hans: Oh, Arnold, I can't believe how properly pumped up you really are!

Franz: Ya! You are the embodiment of perfect pumpitude!

Arnold Schwartzenegger: No, no, no.. relax, fellows, relax.

Hans: Hey, Arnold, look at this! [ flexes ]

Franz: Ya! Lok at this! [ flexes more vigorously ]

Arnold Schwartzenegger: Oh, you guys make me sick. [ mimes vomiting ] This is what you have to do. Like this [ demonstrates the proper way to flex his muscles ] That's the way to do it! Look at you guys, how pitiful losers you are! You know something? I hate the way you guys talk! What's the matter with you? I mean, I sent you over here from Austria, to become real hard-core terminators, and look what you are - little termites! I wanted you to become real running men; but you are girly-men. Oh, come on, you make me sick! And look at those legs, they look like little skinny sticks! And those buttocks. Soft, like marshmallow. You huys are lucky you don't have a campfire here in the background. And believe me- [ sees sullen faces ] What's the matter?

Franz: It's no use, Arnold. Compared to you.. we are losers. And not even the grown-up kind, the little baby losers.

Hans: Ya. You know, you could very easily flick us with your ltitlest finger, and send us flying across the room until we landed in our own baby poop.

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It's too bad there are no other images you can conjure up by reading the FB. :rolleyes:

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That would be Revenge of the Nerds... and it is defined as exposing yourself to a blind person.

FWIW, Don Gibb, aka Ogre, owns part of a North Side Chicago Bar and microbrew label...

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