LawTalkers - Making a buck cleaning Lester's spittle trays on Sequels' 22-year old supermodel abs

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
That just reminded me of that great episode of "Action" where Jay Mohr gets a hummer from some male Hollywood producer in a drunken haze and freaks out about it the next morning.

That was good television. I want Clinton back in office.

Weird. That was the only episode of that show I ever saw. I dug it and was psyched to tune in again and, poof!, cancelled.

That and the Job, tragic. Can't get em on DVD either.

paigowprincess

05-24-2005 02:45 PM

Wagner Love

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Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
You are SO world weary! It's kind of sexy.

How come the only time you post, it is to respond to Ironwood?

Anne Elk

05-24-2005 02:46 PM

Dude, I'm not the brightest star in the sky

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Originally posted by str8outavannuys
Jet Blue from Burbank / JFK. Hartford flights were pricey, and I want to see what the Jet Blue fuss is about.

Lucky for me I've got Bill Bryson books that I haven't finished yet, and my iPod, and a portable DVD player. I'm a self contained underwater traveling apparatus

JFK, WTF? Take the subway to Penn and get on Amtrak.

dtb	05-24-2005 02:46 PM

Holy Implants, Batman!

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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I am a little hungover (on a Tuesday! how vulgar), but proud of myself for getting up at 6 am and working out. Yay for me.

Excuse me, but it's not the Tuesday hangover that makes you vulgar, it's the boxing. Weren't you LISTENING?!?

robustpuppy

05-24-2005 02:48 PM

Dude, I'm not the brightest star in the sky

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Originally posted by Anne Elk
JFK, WTF? Take the subway to Penn and get on Amtrak.

The better answer is to take Jet Blue credit and book a flight that lands in CT or north of it. Time is money, and that Amtrak train is going to be packed. Even if they are all people who live in CT and thus not your ordinary smelly proles, it will be unpleasant.

tmdiva

05-24-2005 02:49 PM

Dude, I'm not the brightest star in the sky

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Originally posted by Anne Elk
JFK, WTF? Take the subway to Penn and get on Amtrak.

I flew into JFK last spring and tried the AirTrain connection to the E. I was in midtown (53/Lex) in 50 minutes. Huge improvement over taking the shuttle bus to the A station.

tm

Shape Shifter

05-24-2005 02:49 PM

Wagner Love

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Originally posted by paigowprincess
How come the only time you post, it is to respond to Ironwood?
__________________
Your wrong about the "same anus" thing. Its a very dynamic anus, capable of dramatic changes based on how much oil and fiber his wife has in her diet. Its like the Grand Canyon - its a totally different vista in a rainy period vs. a drought.

Right now, I'm guessing its in a dry phase, as the Mrs. is probably eating less for Summer.

Much like you invented saying you invented things, I invented quoting sebby in my sig line.

Anne Elk

05-24-2005 02:49 PM

Wagner Love

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Originally posted by str8outavannuys
I do too, but I was rooting for them in the PK shootout. Patrick Vieria is such a little bitch. Too bad the ginger ninja up and choked.

I'd like to see the highlights of Lehman's saves. All the articles highlighted his stellar play rather than a choke.

paigowprincess

05-24-2005 02:51 PM

Holy Implants, Batman!

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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Sadly, yes. The whole effect was a separate rating system. We slipped a couple of times and laughed out loud at them. Do yours tend to flock together? Ours gather in a corner of the bar and admire one another.

My guess is that they pay so fucking much for the crap that they don't realize how cheap they look. The rest of us are just jealous.

Isn't the answer obvious? They do the fake tits, fake tan, makeup and trashy clothes thing bc they are ugly. Or maybe just mousy. Average. And it is very hard to get to pretty when you aren't naturally so (hi ncs!), so the easiest and most economical way to do it is to cut open your nips and stick a couple of balloons in there, buy some six dollar bleach at Walgreen's, and fake bake (as if tan is more attractive than non-tan). Of course, since they are still ugly, they need to trash out to show off the one thing that might get them some looks- the tits-as-accessories. This way they can pretend that they are hot. But they aren't.

Poor white trash is so sad. They don't have looks or brains. They've got nada, nil, nachos. Fake tits and bleach is the only way to get any recognition. I don't know why you people mock them. It's tragic. That's the beauty of beauty. You don't have to tamper with anything. Ditto brains and self-esteem. THese people don't have any of these things.

Shape Shifter

05-24-2005 02:59 PM

Bearded Up

NFH seems to be busy posting as ncs right now, so I'll step in with this:

"Tom Cruise: Love for Sale?

The voting is done and the verdict isn’t good. Tom Cruise's “romance” with former "Dawson’s Creek" star Katie Holmes is being viewed as a fake, one of the most cynical PR blitzes created by Hollywood in a long time.

Today, both “Oprah” and “Access Hollywood” will shill for Cruise with interviews promoting his June 22 release, Steven Spielberg’s “War of the Worlds.”

On both shows, Cruise proclaims his love for Holmes. On “Oprah," Holmes makes an appearance and kisses Cruise. It has eerie echoes of Michael Jackson's famous MTV kiss with Lisa Marie Presley. You know where that ended up.

. . .

On April 4, I met Holmes at the Broadway premiere of “Steel Magnolias.” She told me she’d just moved to New York for the first time and was excited to be here. There was no indication that she even knew Cruise. Twenty-four days later, Cruise, who lives in Los Angeles full time, announced they were in love.

As they say in the trade papers, both actors, just like Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, are repped by Creative Artists Agency."

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,157478,00.html

Tyrone Slothrop

05-24-2005 03:01 PM

Dude, I'm not the brightest star in the sky

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Originally posted by str8outavannuys
Lucky for me I've got Bill Bryson books that I haven't finished yet, and my iPod, and a portable DVD player.

Am I the only person on the planet who finds Bryson insufferable?

dtb	05-24-2005 03:01 PM

Rules To Live By

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I still cannot do simple algebra. I can understand accounting stuff when I need to (read "am forced to"), but I still can't do algebra. Trig might as well be Chinese to me. The only thing I was able to get was geometry, which for some bizarre reason, came naturally, with absolutely no effort. I'll never understand exactly why I could master one subject like that, yet utterly shit the bed in the other two. I mean, I really can't do a single alegbra equation.

Bitch, please. Of course you can. You have $5, and the 6-pack you want to buy costs $7.50. How much money do you need if you want to lawfully acquire the 6-pack?

That's algebra, dude.

Hank Chinaski

05-24-2005 03:04 PM

Bearded Up

Quote:

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
NFH seems to be busy posting as ncs right now, so I'll step in with this:

"Tom Cruise: Love for Sale?

The voting is done and the verdict isn’t good. Tom Cruise's “romance” with former "Dawson’s Creek" star Katie Holmes is being viewed as a fake, one of the most cynical PR blitzes created by Hollywood in a long time.

Today, both “Oprah” and “Access Hollywood” will shill for Cruise with interviews promoting his June 22 release, Steven Spielberg’s “War of the Worlds.”

On both shows, Cruise proclaims his love for Holmes. On “Oprah," Holmes makes an appearance and kisses Cruise. It has eerie echoes of Michael Jackson's famous MTV kiss with Lisa Marie Presley. You know where that ended up.

. . .

On April 4, I met Holmes at the Broadway premiere of “Steel Magnolias.” She told me she’d just moved to New York for the first time and was excited to be here. There was no indication that she even knew Cruise. Twenty-four days later, Cruise, who lives in Los Angeles full time, announced they were in love.

As they say in the trade papers, both actors, just like Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, are repped by Creative Artists Agency."

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,157478,00.html

Why the attitude. You were nobody till you started claiming you were going with Slave.

Greedy,Greedy,Greedy

05-24-2005 03:05 PM

Rules To Live By

Quote:

Originally posted by dtb
Bitch, please. Of course you can. You have $5, and the 6-pack you want to buy costs $7.50. How much money do you need if you want to lawfully acquire the 6-pack?

That's algebra, dude.

$2.95

Hank Chinaski

05-24-2005 03:05 PM

Dude, I'm not the brightest star in the sky

Quote:

Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
Am I the only person on the planet who finds Bryson insufferable?

Since your every opinion comes from someone else's blog, I'll bet no.

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