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Rules To Live By

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Originally posted by dtb
Bitch, please. Of course you can. You have $5, and the 6-pack you want to buy costs $7.50. How much money do you need if you want to lawfully acquire the 6-pack?

That's algebra, dude.

ANSWER: Fuck it, I'll just put it on my credit card. And since I'm charging it anyway, I'll get a bottle of Glenlivet. And some Ketel One. Hey, what's this soy stuff?

Dude, I'm not the brightest star in the sky

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Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
Am I the only person on the planet who finds Bryson insufferable?

No.

Can someone who is higher than a yellow-belt in google-fu please help me find the answer to the burning question:

What percentage of the population over the age of 30 [this is flexible -- it could be 25, 35, whatever, just not over 50] needs corrective eyewear?

Probably easiest to find the answer for the US population, but any population will do.

(Yes, I tried, and came up with bupkus.)

Dude, I'm not the brightest star in the sky

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Originally posted by robustpuppy
The better answer is to take Jet Blue credit and book a flight that lands in CT or north of it. Time is money, and that Amtrak train is going to be packed. Even if they are all people who live in CT and thus not your ordinary smelly proles, it will be unpleasant.

Wrong. If we are talking Amtrak. They are the Philly proles heading up to Boston for reasons nobody really understands. If you don't get on at DC, you are fucked.

This is what str8 should do, and it depends on how his fan ripping off/online gambling habit is going. Fly to JFK at an odd time (redeye?) and book a car. It will cost str8, but nothing says West side gangsta pimp to the poor schmucks in investment banking like arriving in a chauffeur driven towncar.

Otherwise, its a cab to GCS and then metro north to New Haven. Don't go near Penn. Totally unnecessary little slice of hell.

Dude, I'm not the brightest star in the sky

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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Since your every opinion comes from someone else's blog, I'll bet no.

So you're a Bryson fan? I guess that make sense.

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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Why the attitude. You were nobody till you started claiming you were going with Slave.

Why do you say "claiming"? Just because we're both repped by gatti, counsel to the sockstars, doesn't mean it wasn't real.

Dude, I'm not the brightest star in the sky

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Originally posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy
So you're a Bryson fan? I guess that make sense.

Who's Bryson?

Dude, I'm not the brightest star in the sky

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Originally posted by dtb
Who's Bryson?

Peabo.

Dude, I'm not the brightest star in the sky

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Originally posted by paigowprincess
Wrong. If we are talking Amtrak. They are the Philly proles heading up to Boston for reasons nobody really understands. If you don't get on at DC, you are fucked.

Wrong on the "wrong." Did you see the "even if," or did they not teach you what that means at "Yale"?

And whiff, to boot.

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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Much like you invented saying you invented things, I invented quoting sebby in my sig line.

Right, dumbest. I invented paraphrasing Sebby in my location.

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Originally posted by dtb
Can someone who is higher than a yellow-belt in google-fu please help me find the answer to the burning question:

What percentage of the population over the age of 30 [this is flexible -- it could be 25, 35, whatever, just not over 50] needs corrective eyewear?

Probably easiest to find the answer for the US population, but any population will do.

(Yes, I tried, and came up with bupkus.)

can you get your boss to spring for this report?

http://www.mindbranch.com/listing/pr...R560-0063.html

Dude, I'm not the brightest star in the sky

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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Peabo.

Great. Thanks. "If ever you're in my arms again, this time, it'll last forever . . ."

Holy Implants, Batman!

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Originally posted by paigowprincess
Isn't the answer obvious? They do the fake tits, fake tan, makeup and trashy clothes thing bc they are ugly. Or maybe just mousy. Average. And it is very hard to get to pretty when you aren't naturally so (hi ncs!), so the easiest and most economical way to do it is to cut open your nips and stick a couple of balloons in there, buy some six dollar bleach at Walgreen's, and fake bake (as if tan is more attractive than non-tan). Of course, since they are still ugly, they need to trash out to show off the one thing that might get them some looks- the tits-as-accessories. This way they can pretend that they are hot. But they aren't.

Poor white trash is so sad. They don't have looks or brains. They've got nada, nil, nachos. Fake tits and bleach is the only way to get any recognition. I don't know why you people mock them. It's tragic. That's the beauty of beauty. You don't have to tamper with anything. Ditto brains and self-esteem. THese people don't have any of these things.

How then do your explain the overdone high maintenance, plastic-surgeried rich fitness fanatics who cruise around my gym, acting out all the stereotypical behaviors of whhat Wolfe called the "social x-rays" in Bonfire? I dislike the "Denise the hairdresser" look, but isn't the vapid, overcoiffed "wife-of-[insert successful husband here] cruising in her S500 4Matic to get a manicure" look just a high rent version of that same white trash look? I mean, isn't most of the cookie cutter look you see in the waelthy burbs a variety of that white-trashedness, just with a few more bucks to throw at it? Is a facelift really different than a boob job? How about a nose job? Is that OK? I'm not challenging or disagreeing with you, I'm just making an observation.

Dude, I'm not the brightest star in the sky

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Originally posted by dtb
Who's Bryson?

Once again, you are the very definition of the cultured and literate person!

You would hate him. My sister brought me "A Walk in the Woods" and "Iron John" (by some other equally insipid author) while I was in the Hospital without other reading material. That more or less defines a circle of hell.

Anastasia and Drizella Go to the Ball

they are ugly. Or maybe just mousy. Average. And it is very hard to get to pretty when you aren't naturally so
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My money is on Paigs being equally, if not more, unattractive than the women described.

Confirmation?