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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Oh, shit. I can't imagine how hard it must be on women. At least as a guy you can check out of the social scene and none of the defectives will try to hit on you. How the hell do you rebuff a male law student?

Guffaws usually did the trick.

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Originally posted by robustpuppy
The male law school population ain't exactly an Apricot farm.

I imagine gay man's hell is a lot like law school.

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Originally posted by robustpuppy
Guffaws usually did the trick.

You really did that? The "Are you fucking kiddding me?" response to a come on? Nice.

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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Not so much here.

TM

Oh, I didn't mean you. You're perfect in every way.

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
You really did that? The "Are you fucking kiddding me?" response to a come on? Nice.

It wasn't very nice.

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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
It wasn't very nice.

I've had it delivered to me. I wanted to shake the girl's hand afterward. It's such a perfect ballsy move.

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Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
Oh, I didn't mean you. You're perfect in every way.

I still think you overstated.

TM

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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I had tons of sex in law school (not necessarily with law students). It was pretty much a non-stop drink-and-fuckfest. I had lived with my boyfriend (box of wine guy, for those taking notes) all through undergrad, so I re-blossomed in law school (in a way).

If you hooked up with Mr. Ruysbroeck, he could call you Karl Rove.

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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
I still think you overstated.

TM

I learned from the Master, Mr. 6' 11".

http://www.personal.psu.edu/users/a/r/arj127/urkel.jpg

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Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
I learned from the Master, Mr. 6' 11".

Although Hank does tend to overstate, I wouldn't label him "Master."

TM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I was standing next to this awkward woman at lunch and thinking there was something about her that made me want to fuck her. She wasn't hot, but not heinous either. Just kinda goofy looking. I was thinking she'd be all sloppy and messed up in the sack. The kind of girl who'd moan too loud, probably bend my dick in a direction its not supposed to go and bounce around a lot like some confused tourette's addled mess. Ever get that sort of odd attraction to something that normally wouldn't be attractive? A little, say, curiosity about the "truly, really strange"?

translation: I get why Hank likes fringey.

For those FB Betties whose legs get sore.

http://www.bodybouncer.com/

TM

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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
For those FB Betties whose legs get sore.

http://www.bodybouncer.com/

TM

The video in the upper right hand corner is hilarious. The Spin Doctor was the best one.

Definitely not SFW.

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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
For those FB Betties whose legs get sore.

http://www.bodybouncer.com/

TM

By the way, I told your momma to hose hers down and the bitch left it in the front yard. Tell her to pick that shit up or I'm giving it to the Boy Scouts.

http://www.sundancetrampolines.com/i...15x12sided.jpg

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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
This has to be a joke, except it's not funny.

The exact opposite has always been true. The more one girl talks about you and how you rejected her, the more desirable you become to those listening. And for the ones who actually think you're an ass because of it, you have something to talk about when you're kicking it to her. No girl really cares that much what her stupid friends think of you. And you'll be flirting at the keg and the conversation will inevitably go like this:

Cute coed: So, I hear you're a real jerk.
You: Who me? Who told you that? I am the very model of all that is good and decent in this room.
CC: That's not what I hear.
You: You believe everything you hear?
CC: No. But I sure as hell don't believe you.
You: Well, I can be whatever you want.
CC: Oh really?
You: Of course. I guess the real question is, what do you want?
CC: What do you have?
You: Beer.
CC: That's not enough. I already have beer.
You: You'll run out. Everybody does.

Etc. all the way back to your room.

Repeat the following week with her friend.

TM

Screenplay's really coming along, huh? But are you sure str8 is gonna back the whole "Boomerang in college" concept?