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Mister_Ruysbroeck 05-10-2005 10:25 AM
Fashion Question
 
Quote:
Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Yeh, that's the funny part. I don't look very gay, ...
Whatever you say.

Not Bob 05-10-2005 10:26 AM
That's right, you're not from Texas.
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
I can smell the desperation all the way over here, and I don't think Rene has a smell sniper. A country singer? Are you fucking kidding me? Didn't she learn anything from Julia?
Dude, don't compare Lyle Lovett to Kenny Chesney. Chesney is apparently one of them dudes in hats who are currently popular in country music. Lyle's is really more of a singer-songwriter.

In short, I hate country music, and I like Lyle. So, ipso facto, he ain't country. QED.

Mister_Ruysbroeck 05-10-2005 10:31 AM
That's right, you're not from Texas.
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Not Bob
Dude, don't compare Lyle Lovett to Kenny Chesney. Chesney is apparently one of them dudes in hats who are currently popular in country music. Lyle's is really more of a singer-songwriter.

In short, I hate country music, and I like Lyle. So, ipso facto, he ain't country. QED.
You could have but QED after "and I like Lyle."

This board has been pretty dead, lately.

greatwhitenorthchick 05-10-2005 11:09 AM
cure for office ass?
 
I'm gonna get me one of these:

http://www.gadgetuniverse.com/cgi-bi...05051007152904

(some cushion called the Bottom Reformulator that promises to reshape your ass and all you have to do is sit on it - for $29.95, it sounds like a winner)

Hank Chinaski 05-10-2005 11:16 AM
cure for office ass?
 
Quote:
Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I'm gonna get me one of these:

http://www.gadgetuniverse.com/cgi-bi...09505742&GEN9=

(some cushion called the Bottom Reformulator that promises to reshape your ass and all you have to do is sit on it - for $29.95, it sounds like a winner)
My ass has fallen asleep waiting for this to open.

ThurgreedMarshall 05-10-2005 11:32 AM
?!?!? Tori SPelling got married?
 
Quote:
Originally posted by paigowprincess
Kudos for her going Jew. That's her best bet for a longer an dmore financially sound marriage. At least he wont be with the strippers in vegas blopwing off her not hard earned cash.
Do you sometimes read what you write and want to kick your own ass?

TM

ThurgreedMarshall 05-10-2005 12:00 PM
Fashion Question
 
Quote:
Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
So the old lady got me some light pink pants, and they fit nice, and they're pretty solid J Crew stuff (in catalogue this year). Nice, casual fit. I plan to wear the fuckers, but a friend claims I'll look like Fred Schneider. I say fuck it. They're nice pants. Whats the verdict on pink pants?
I don't know about the verdict on the pants, but I bet the actual price for you to take it up the ass bears no relation to what you posted the other day.

TM

sebastian_dangerfield 05-10-2005 12:10 PM
?!?!? Tori SPelling got married?
 
Quote:
Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Do you sometimes read what you write and want to kick your own ass?

TM
I wasn't sure what she was going for on that one. I stared at it for a while and just gave up. The message seems to be that Jews don't like strippers. I considered asking her about the evidence from which she reached that conclusion. Then I didn't.

Gattigap 05-10-2005 12:26 PM
I'll take "Count Chocula's Friends" for $100 please, Alex.
 
Quote:
Originally posted by paigowprincess
sound


adj. sound·er, sound·est
Free from defect, decay, or damage; in good condition.
Free from disease or injury. See Synonyms at healthy.
Having a firm basis; unshakable: a sound foundation.
Financially secure or safe: a sound economy.

Based on valid reasoning: a sound observation. See Synonyms at valid.
Free from logical flaws: sound reasoning.
Logic. Of or relating to an argument in which all the premises are true and the conclusion follows from the premises.
Thorough; complete: a sound flogging.
Deep and unbroken; undisturbed: a sound sleep.
Free from moral defect; upright.
Worthy of confidence; trustworthy.
Marked by or showing common sense and good judgment; levelheaded: a sound approach to the problem.
Compatible with an accepted point of view; conservative.
Law. Legally valid.

rful vernacular.
Strike two.

Mother of God. I hope you approved your secretary's request for a raise.

dtb 05-10-2005 12:27 PM
?!?!? Tori SPelling got married?
 
Quote:
Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I wasn't sure what she was going for on that one. I stared at it for a while and just gave up. The message seems to be that Jews don't like strippers. I considered asking her about the evidence from which she reached that conclusion. Then I didn't.
Let me take a crack. (Ha! Crack! Assforest! We laughed and laughed. Oh, how we laughed.)

I think you were on the right track SD. I think paigow was repeating the age-old wisdom (or aphorism, if you will) that Jews make the best husbands, as they are less likely to spend their hard-earned cash on frivolities and fripperies, such as strippers.

I won't comment on recent studies showing that cheap husbands are the least likely to cheat on their wives, and the correlation or non-correlation to Jewishness, and the age-old maxim about Jews and cheapitude.

Because that would be wrong.

Hank Chinaski 05-10-2005 12:34 PM
?!?!? Tori SPelling got married?
 
Quote:
Originally posted by dtb
Let me take a crack. (Ha! Crack! Assforest! We laughed and laughed. Oh, how we laughed.)

I think you were on the right track SD. I think paigow was repeating the age-old wisdom (or aphorism, if you will) that Jews make the best husbands, as they are less likely to spend their hard-earned cash on frivolities and fripperies, such as strippers.

I won't comment on recent studies showing that cheap husbands are the least likely to cheat on their wives, and the correlation or non-correlation to Jewishness, and the age-old maxim about Jews and cheapitude.

Because that would be wrong.
What would be wrong- the maxims or your commenting on them?

Shape Shifter 05-10-2005 12:39 PM
?!?!? Tori SPelling got married?
 
Quote:
Originally posted by dtb
Let me take a crack. (Ha! Crack! Assforest! We laughed and laughed. Oh, how we laughed.)

I think you were on the right track SD. I think paigow was repeating the age-old wisdom (or aphorism, if you will) that Jews make the best husbands, as they are less likely to spend their hard-earned cash on frivolities and fripperies, such as strippers.
Why the free lunch buffets?

sebastian_dangerfield 05-10-2005 12:40 PM
?!?!? Tori SPelling got married?
 
Quote:
Originally posted by dtb
Let me take a crack. (Ha! Crack! Assforest! We laughed and laughed. Oh, how we laughed.)

I think you were on the right track SD. I think paigow was repeating the age-old wisdom (or aphorism, if you will) that Jews make the best husbands, as they are less likely to spend their hard-earned cash on frivolities and fripperies, such as strippers.

I won't comment on recent studies showing that cheap husbands are the least likely to cheat on their wives, and the correlation or non-correlation to Jewishness, and the age-old maxim about Jews and cheapitude.

Because that would be wrong.
Well, if she believes that, she certainly doesn't know too many Jewish men. Or I've been hanging out with some pretty strange Jews.

Gattigap 05-10-2005 12:41 PM
?!?!? Tori SPelling got married?
 
Quote:
Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Well, if she believes that, she certainly doesn't know too many Jewish men. Or I've been hanging out with some pretty strange Jews.
Well, with that kind of wardrobe, are you really surprised?

dtb 05-10-2005 12:45 PM
?!?!? Tori SPelling got married?
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
What would be wrong- the maxims or your commenting on them?
Both -- duh!


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